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Title: Stupid Deer! Post by giffy76 on Oct 12th, 2005, 7:30am I sit in the woods for hours at a time waiting for that monster buck, who new all I to do was drive home from work to get it >:( I'm drivin home yesterday down a back road and I must admit I wasn't lettin any grass grow under the tires. All of the sudden, the back end of the truck flew up in the air, I didn't see anything! so I stopped and got out, looked around for a second and saw an antler sticking out of the side of my tire :o So I searched the ditch and there he was, well,,, what was left anyways [smiley=hurl.gif]. That stupid sombitch ran plum into the side of my truck, cracked the fiberglass dually fender and blew out the outer tire, luckily it's a dually so I had another one to get me home :-/ Stupid Deer! |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by AussieBrian on Oct 12th, 2005, 7:37am Deer - 1. Giffy - 0. |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:07am Am I invited to the cook out? |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by giffy76 on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:15am on 10/12/05 at 08:07:07, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
He wasn't salvagable. Much carnage, if you want gorry details, I'll be more than happy to tell ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:17am Aint' nuthin wrong with some gorry road kill as long as it's fresh. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by ghost62 on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:17am we want, we want ;;D ;;D ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jasmyn on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:35am Yack! [smiley=hurl.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:39am Oh deer!! ;;D Glad you were okay, bro' |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Langa on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:45am on 10/12/05 at 08:17:03, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
[smiley=ohjez.gif] You ain't right, Pat! Though I hear Venison stew is off the charts :P Giffylube...sorry for the accident, but happy you're ok. ;) Langa |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by giffy76 on Oct 12th, 2005, 8:56am on 10/12/05 at 08:17:03, ghost62 wrote:
Lets just say,,, it looked like he ate a bomb ;;D 1 ton crew cab dually + deer = big mess [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Gator on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:02am I had a deer ram the ass end of my little Mercury Bobcat. Put a good size dent in the right rear quarterpanel. I stopped to look for the deer. Just as I got to where it was laying, it jumped up and looked at me for a second, then cleared barb-wire fence and was gone. It's lower jaw had gotten caught on my back bumper and was hanging by some skin, swinging from side to side. Kind of made me sick to think it was going to die like that. What a waste. It would have been a welcome addition to my freezer. |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by ghost62 on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:27am bad part is it will take a long time to die so trackn it aint an option. bummer got to agree would have been a good addition to and freezer. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jimmy B. on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:28am It's funny you should mention....Driving to work this morning and when I left Pennsylvania...no rain...well I get past Trenton, NJ and the skies open up. Rain so hard I had to wait to go under the overpasses to see anything and make sure I was in the right lane. I see three deer just beginning to cross Route 1. I saw them in plenty of time and began to slow down & eventually stop. Well my (and the other 2 cars') headlights freaked out the deer and all three "bolted" across the road, jumped over the median, right into on coming traffic. The look on the southbound oncoming cars must have been priceless...imagine going 50 to 60 MPH and all of a sudden 3 deer appear jumping over your car... :o No worries the only thing that was damaged were nerves. So I finally make it into work and what's standing on the company's feeder road...yup...3 more deer. This time the headlights had the opposite effect...They just stood there with the "DickLook". Had to drive on the lawn to get around them. Does rain bring em out, or something? |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by ghost62 on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:30am actually startn to rut and rain is a good combonation to get em moving around. |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:48am I was heading out to the airfield, one foggy morning, to do some flying. As I turned down the gravel road, there was a deer running along side the road. I was trying to drive slow to keep from spooking it, but it was panicking like crazy. Finally, I thought, "Fuck it," so I hung my head out the Jeep window and started screaming at her. She took a look at me, and at the same time, tried to jump the fence of the pasture and ended up slamming her head right into one of the fence posts. "CLANG!!!" It was awful, but so damn funny... I was laughing so hard, I had to pull over and stop. LMMFAO.... |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by pattik on Oct 12th, 2005, 9:50am Sorry about your truck, Gif, but glad you're okay. :( Just after I graduated high school, I hit a deer with my VW beetle. But all that happened was a dented trunk lid and an unfortunately dead deer. (and it wasn't even a buck). |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by giffy76 on Oct 12th, 2005, 10:01am on 10/12/05 at 09:30:54, ghost62 wrote:
Yup, just startin to rut and when it's time to get a little sumpin, Bucks don't think about anything else :-/ Kinda like us men [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by pattik on Oct 12th, 2005, 10:04am on 10/12/05 at 10:01:22, giffy76 wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]....only difference is it's year-round for you human bucks. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 10:05am on 10/12/05 at 10:04:14, pattik wrote:
You say that like it's a BAD thing! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by pattik on Oct 12th, 2005, 10:13am on 10/12/05 at 10:05:39, Jeepgun wrote:
Not at all. Life would be a lot more boring if you guys were only in rut for a few weeks [smiley=laugh.gif]...although, society, in general would be more productive. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by ghost62 on Oct 12th, 2005, 10:15am on 10/12/05 at 10:13:24, pattik wrote:
We are a few weeks a month |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by cootie on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:04am I've seen alot of drunk guys take off walkin down roads at nite and act the same as the deer........anyhow.........glad yer ok giff and glad yer grama didn't get rain over by a raindeer Pam ;;D Makes me nervous out on the bike at nite this time of year...... |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Racer1_NC on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:05am About 4 years ago, I was coming home from work around midnight. Less than a mile from my home, I glanced out my side window just in time to see a rack slam into that window.......scared me to death. I stopped quickly, expecting to see one dead deer, and one side missing off a Grand Cherokee. Much to my suprise I couldn't find the deer, and the only damage to the Jeep was a combination of hair and deer snot from the driver's door to the tail light. It wasn't my time....or the deer's.......<whew> Bill |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by nani on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:14am Double [smiley=hurl.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif] Why did I open this thread? :( |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by cootie on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:42am Scareiest thing I ever saw (well one of the most....I have several scarey things) was comeing home from my daughter's outside of Solon Ohio at nite. That area is plauqed with deer and a real problem. I could not beleive what I saw.......deer were shiloettes in the middle of the highway and you could see them from oncomeing traffic standing there WAITING to bail across and had made it across one lane (ours) already. Then I seen deer everywhere like "nite of the liveing deer"......they were running across the highway in front of traffic goin 65 to 75 all bumper to bumper and I could see them roll over hoods and windsheilds of cars in front of me and then get legs crushed by cars in the next lane as them started to hit pavement then that'd flop them and twist em and the were inbetween fast and slow lanes crumpled up trying to get up LEAPING in mid air over other cars or on top of hoods or getting ran over more !!! It was unreal like some sort of sci-fi movie !!!! I seen one car in front of me's entire hood and windshield a solid deer that rolled onto it upside down and headlights from the truck behind showed thru onto it and the driver could not see nothin else !!! I can't beleive no one wrecked with that much traffic goin that fast !!!!! Wouldn't of taken much for one to swerve and cause a major pileup. One big huge deer got hit just ahead of us several times boucneing off vehicles then as we went by I seen it in the dark rite next to my side (passenger) rite in the white line LEAP about 5 foot in the air but lucky for us it was goin away from us or it'd of landed rite on top the truck !!!!! Front legs were all hanging and busted off. It was raining to ta make it even worse. When we came up over a hill and solid traffic both ways I can't beleive how many shiloettes off deer in the middle ready to 'take the leap' !!!!! Someone even got shot out that way with white gloves on in there garden cuz a hunter was trailing deer and there were so many he didn't think before he shot and thought her gloves were deer tails as she was walking to the house and shot her !!!! Community was against snippers comein in to thin the herds tho. Man they got a real problem out there. Deer bashing Pam |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 11:51am Jeez.... Where do you live, Pam? Jurassic Park? [smiley=laugh.gif] :o Wow! |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by cootie on Oct 12th, 2005, 12:28pm Spastic Park.........yup that's where I am at now !! We live in a deep valley and actually a valley behind us.....valley in a valley. House is surrounded by steep wooded hills. Power lines poles are sorta on the hills and lines go directly OVER the house. Talk about scarey !!! One branch hung on the lines over top us all summer and scooted down closer to the house (lines are VERY high up) and I had sort of forgot about it and walked outback and heard a big THUD behind me. Turned around and that dam branch had been swung around up there so it hit two live wires and was burning. Decided to burn thru jus as I walked under it. Just missed me and STUCK in the ground like a sword. Woods, hills trees and bad weather can be a lethal combo these days. Char'd fer life Pam Nice and private out here tho I must say.........only dinosours are us ;;D |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 12:36pm Holy cow!! You lead a semi-charmed life, Pam. Please please be careful. :-/ [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by giffy76 on Oct 12th, 2005, 12:38pm A few years back, I was driving a big rig and the semi in front of me blasted a deer and my truck got pelted with hooves and what not. That was sick, I drove directly to a pressure washer :-/. The deer I hit yesterday makes the 8th deer I'v hit. |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Jeepgun on Oct 12th, 2005, 1:09pm I was sitting in a comfortable pub, some years ago, and several of the local hunters were griping that they hadn't bagged a single deer, that season. One oldfella' pipes up and says, "My wife has bagged three so far! My freezer is bursting with venison!" The rest of the fellas didn't believe him and scoffed. He said, "It's true! She got 'em with a dart!" Again, everyone scoffed even louder, but a couple of them were saying, "I've seen those dart guns advertised..." The oldfella' said, "No.. She weren't using a dart gun," and then motions through the window at a Dodge Dart with crumpled fenders, sitting in the parking lot. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Stupid Deer! Post by Charlie on Oct 12th, 2005, 2:43pm Quote:
That's effen weird. Still, you got off cheap. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/knife fork.gif Body shops up here love this time of year. Charlie |
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