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(Message started by: ghost62 on Sep 29^th, 2005, 8:27am)

Title: Where do Babies come from?
Post by ghost62 on Sep 29^th, 2005, 8:27am

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by giffy76 on Sep 29^th, 2005, 8:30am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 29^th, 2005, 8:36am

Coffee all over my 20" flat panel monitor.

I really need to get a screen guard for this thing. ;;D

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Langa on Sep 29^th, 2005, 9:23am

Good one! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by sandie99 on Sep 29^th, 2005, 2:14pm

;;D

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Lizzie2 on Sep 29^th, 2005, 2:37pm

LMAO I read that one before! Very very funny!

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Carl_D on Sep 29^th, 2005, 3:05pm

LOL!

My niece was I think 6 years old and asked me where babies come from. I muttered "broken condoms" and she said "Huh?" I said "Nevermind, ask your mommy."

;;D

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Charlie on Sep 29^th, 2005, 11:34pm

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Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by rickyshot on Sep 30^th, 2005, 9:57am

[smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by sassy_lady on Sep 30^th, 2005, 10:01am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Lizzie2 on Sep 30^th, 2005, 12:05pm

on 09/29/05 at 15:05:00, Carl_D wrote:

LOL!

My niece was I think 6 years old and asked me where babies come from. I muttered "broken condoms" and she said "Huh?" I said "Nevermind, ask your mommy."

;;D

LMAO that is BAD! haha

I think a couple of our neonate parents still don't 'get' where babies come from.

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Jimmy B. on Sep 30^th, 2005, 12:56pm

http://smiles.ru/coll/tdo/genesis.gif

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Lizzie2 on Sep 30^th, 2005, 1:30pm

on 09/30/05 at 12:56:14, Jimmy B. wrote:

http://smiles.ru/coll/tdo/genesis.gif

hahaha LMAO Jimmy!!

So this morning at some oddball hour when I was starting to become dysfunctional, we were talking about how some very vivacious babies want to just eat our preemies. Your gif just reminded me of that conversation. Damn....work is funny sometimes.

Title: Re: Where do Babies come from?
Post by Jimmy B. on Sep 30^th, 2005, 1:36pm

on 09/30/05 at 13:30:37, Lizzie2 wrote:

Was bored today...looking (actually stealing) for smilies and found this one...thought it was a little disgusting at first...but it fit this thread...have a great week-end...don't forget to fit some sleep in your schedule.