Clusterheadaches.com Message Board (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
New Message Board Archives >> 2005 General Board Posts >> What is wrong with the world today?
(Message started by: thomas on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:23am)

Title: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by thomas on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:23am
APPLETON(AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Appleton,
Wis. courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over
who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by
his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in
keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay
Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by ghost62 on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:54am
[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

OMG I didnt see that one coming [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by LeLimey on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:57am
ROTFLMAO.. Thomas that was brilliant! (I don't actually know the GBP's from a hole in the wall but I got the drift!!)

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:59am
Da Bears!!!
;;D

Title:   Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by minnie on Sep 28th, 2005, 12:05pm
 
 My  [smiley=twocents.gif]   first I felt  [smiley=mad.gif]    [smiley=nono.gif]    [smiley=bash.gif].
your right whats wrong with the world. then I read further and thought  [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]   [smiley=ohjez.gif]  Thomas ya got me.     Then I thought   Thomas  [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]     [smiley=girlflash.gif]    [smiley=bigtiny.gif].......just glad it was a joke love ya bro and love to Gena and the kids.
  Gena can you kick his  [smiley=moon.gif]  and then give him a  [smiley=hug.gif] for me.thanks hope to see you all at convention.

PS  Thomas hows your mom doing.Did she get much effect from Rita.let me know ok thanks
             Minnie

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by pattik on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:41pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]OMG, I fell for it.....the poor Pack :(

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by Charlie on Sep 28th, 2005, 2:02pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/glove lol.gif

The Bills would be a safe bet too.

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/field goal.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by Leesa on Sep 28th, 2005, 9:01pm
LMMFAO now thats funny!!!! Thanks Thomas!!!!
Leesa

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by jimmers on Sep 29th, 2005, 7:04am
I'm gonna kick your ass Thomas! ;;D Ya got me on that one. Thanks for the laugh [smiley=laugh.gif]

Seeya,

Jimmers

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by Gator on Sep 29th, 2005, 9:05am
I got the same e-mail, only it was the OU Sooners who got custody.   :-/


Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 29th, 2005, 12:00pm
Man, joking about an abused kid isnt funny.
BMonee

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by giffy76 on Sep 29th, 2005, 12:46pm

on 09/29/05 at 12:00:24, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:
Man, joking about an abused kid isnt funny.
BMonee

[smiley=nopity.gif]

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by Karla on Sep 29th, 2005, 1:37pm
It will get better.  They started out crappy last year and then ended up in the playoffs.  So there is hope!  I still have a dream.  Besides that, that was a very good joke.  I saw Appleton and thought what the I don't think Ive laughed so hard in a long time.

Title: Re: What is wrong with the world today?
Post by Carl_D on Sep 29th, 2005, 3:24pm
ROTFLMAOPMPIT!!!!!!



Clusterheadaches.com Message Board » Powered by YaBB 1 Gold - SP 1.3.1!
YaBB © 2000-2003. All Rights Reserved.