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(Message started by: rossimft on Sep 27th, 2005, 11:28pm)

Title: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by rossimft on Sep 27th, 2005, 11:28pm
Today I learned a new word through the kind teachings of Mel.  The word is "fubar."   ;;D

After I so nievely asked the meaning of the word, I checked this out with others- family, friends, old, young- didn't matter-  not only did they ALL know the meaning of the word, they could also cite the use of the word in movies, etc.

Well so much for no question is a dumb one huh! [smiley=looser.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by nani on Sep 27th, 2005, 11:37pm
Don't feel bad, Sheri. I used to think I was not naive. I've learned a whole bunch of new things here. Most of them are not repeatable. (at least not by me)  ;)

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Mr. Happy on Sep 27th, 2005, 11:55pm

on 09/27/05 at 23:28:41, rossimft wrote:
Well so much for no question is a dumb one huh! [smiley=looser.gif]

I feel a picture coming on.......

http://mushys.com/despair/clueless.jpeg

You'll have this.
RJ

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 7:15am
The one that's made its way into modern media, is SNAFU. "Due to operational snafus... blah blah blah.."

I've read that in a number of news articles, and it cracks me up.

SNAFU: Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.

Here's another one for your collection:
BOHICA.

Bend Over. Here It Comes Again.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Carl_D on Sep 28th, 2005, 7:18am
GTFOD = Get The Fuck Outta Dodge!


BTW - My new favorite saying comes from the evil clown Captain Spaulding (my fave clown yet) and it is another way to say 'well whaddaya know"

"Well shit the bed!"

;;D
Mack


Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 8:14am
FYATHYRIO is one that I came up with some years ago and kept my co-workers trying to figure it out for a while.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Carl_D on Sep 28th, 2005, 8:15am
would that happen to be
fuck you and the horse you rode in on?  ;;D

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ghost62 on Sep 28th, 2005, 8:16am
D I L L I G A F
do I look like I give a F---

Old Navy Term Tward Officers

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 8:29am

on 09/28/05 at 08:15:56, Carl_D wrote:
would that happen to be
fuck you and the horse you rode in on?  ;;D


Yes.

I made up some cards that had that on it and I would hand them out to a select group of people once in a while. It drove them nuts trying to figure it out.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Carl_D on Sep 28th, 2005, 8:32am

on 09/28/05 at 08:29:32, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Yes.

I made up some cards that had that on it and I would hand them out to a select group of people once in a while. It drove them nuts trying to figure it out.


LMAO! Here I am slap-happy from not enough sleep and I figured it out in like 10 seconds.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Good one,
Mack

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 8:35am
GMTA

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by sandie99 on Sep 28th, 2005, 9:13am
Well, a dear friend of mine used to use apprivation "KTBSPA" at the end of her emails for a long time before I figured out that it wa actually a reference to her favourite band... ::)

There are lots of things you don't know unless you know them. ;;D

Sanna :)

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 9:31am
PEBKAC is another term that we use around here at work a lot.

Computer support people will recognize this one.

Problem
Exists
Between
Keyboard
And
Chair

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by rossimft on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:43am
Thank you Rj.  I feel MUCH better now!! :-[

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by rossimft on Sep 28th, 2005, 10:44am
I am truly learning SO much here!  My vocabulary is growing by the minute.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by minnie on Sep 28th, 2005, 12:19pm

on 09/28/05 at 08:14:23, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
FYATHYRIO is one that I came up with some years ago and kept my co-workers trying to figure it out for a while.

------------------------------------------------------------------------
OOh, OOH mr.Kotter ,Mr.Kotter  I knew that one.Didn't you see I raised my hand before Carl and he just blurted out the answer  [smiley=bash.gif].I'm gonna tell MZ.Twitch. [smiley=nono.gif] . I had my hand raised  [smiley=bigcry.gif]

 Minnie---no I didn't know that cuz everyone tells me that  [smiley=bag.gif]    well I didn't  [smiley=sgrin.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by cootie on Sep 28th, 2005, 12:48pm
Ya know I see alot of biker dues with the patch DILLIGAF on there vests or jackets and thru the years thought it was the name of some loved one they'd lost from around here. Alot of people make patches 'in memory of' lost friends or family so it jus made sense to me that's what it stood for also and figured the person was well liked cu so many have the same patch. Then we are down in SC for bike week in Myrtle last year and I see some strange guy with the "same patch" (my first real vacation out of state for a week verses our weekend stuff at home)............rite away I grab Brad and anouther friend and pointed out that that guy had that patch on and MUST be from our area !!! Lucikly I didn't ASK the guy about it. I bout fainted when Brad told me what it stood for and had NOTHING to do with freinds......can't believe after all these years I didn't know that !! I'd of looked like such an ass if I "had" said somethin to that long hair'd bad ass lookin grungey biker guy that was also in a club.......shit shit shit. Dingy is my favorite word Pam  :P

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Charlie on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:03pm
ESAD.

So far as I know, I'm the only one who uses "Eat shit and die." Handy thing though.

Charlie http://fool.exler.ru/sm/revenant.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ghost62 on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:07pm
Any noone should go out without being armed with

PYHOYA

(pull your head outta your arse )

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:11pm
Well... We can't forget WTF???

And..

Another tech support one RTFM.

Read the f$#%^#g manual.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:19pm
RTFFAQN!!

Read The Fucking FAQ, N00B!!!

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by TomM on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:37pm

on 09/28/05 at 08:16:21, ghost62 wrote:
D I L L I G A F
do I look like I give a F---

Old Navy Term Tward Officers


USCG--Uncle Sams Confused Group--old Coast Guard term.  If you learned absolutely nothing from military life you would at least learn acronyms.
FTG, FTN, and my Coast Guard favorite: WTF, Over?

When I taught high school, I ended every class period with: "AMF--Addios, My Friends.   ;)" Then in February one year, a female senior said to me "Mr. Meyer, I know what AMF means and it's not 'Addios My Friends'." It took her 6 months to 'get' my humor. Gotta luv it.

CINCBowie--if you figure that out let me know.
TomM



Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:48pm
FNG - (Eff Inn Gee) Fuckin' New Guy
REMF - Rear Echelon Mutha Fucka

Hint: Neither is a compliment.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:49pm
Another one I use at work.

Stuff that doesn't work gets the letters NFG written on it with a sharpie.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by TomM on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:51pm
My dad would do that when we worked on the boat and would write NFG in e-mails to me. I hated that.

Round File or 86 that


Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:53pm
US ARMY: Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet
NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself
USMC: Uncle Sam's Muddled er... (a certain four-letter word that rhymes with "runts." )
Air Force: Well, we just called them the CIU: Civilians In Uniform.

:-X

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by TomM on Sep 28th, 2005, 2:07pm

on 09/28/05 at 13:53:55, Jeepgun wrote:
Air Force: Well, we just called them the CIU: Civilians In Uniform. :-X


who also have Sattelite TV and fancy pens back when there was no DirectTV.

Good stuff, Frank.

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 2:20pm
When I was stationed in Japan, even us Army pukes got the benefit of that, Tom. We had F.E.N., (Far East Network), but we just called it, "Fen," because it sounded like some kind of tropical fungal infection. We also got AFRTS: Air Force Radio/Telvision (and I forgot what the "S" stood for) We called it "A-Farts."  [smiley=laugh.gif]

The Chinook helicopter was kindly called, "The Shit-hook," and the Blackhawk was called every four-letter word ever uttered in every language ever known to mankind... (The venerable UH-1H Huey was dearly beloved, and no one ever dared breathe a bad word about it) ;)

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ghost62 on Sep 28th, 2005, 2:26pm
AFRTS Armed Forces Radio and Television Service

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 2:42pm
Ah... So that's what that stood for. It was still run by the Air Force, though. LOL (and all we ever called it was A-Farts, so no one really knew what the anacro... acro... afro... [fuck-it] the INITIALS stood for) LOL

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 28th, 2005, 3:13pm
Was that way back when you were a REMF  Creepy Jeepy?!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 3:20pm
Uh... Yeah...  ::) How nice that would have been...

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ghost62 on Sep 28th, 2005, 3:56pm

on 09/28/05 at 14:42:39, Jeepgun wrote:
Ah... So that's what that stood for. It was still run by the Air Force, though. LOL (and all we ever called it was A-Farts, so no one really knew what the anacro... acro... afro... [fuck-it] the INITIALS stood for) LOL

Of course they ran it what else was there for them to do? ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 5:06pm
LMAO... Not like they actually had jobs, or anything.

*ducking and running for cover*  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by cootie on Sep 29th, 2005, 12:25am
I still like STFU........and ROTFLMFAO......they were all new to me when I got on here and never did chat stuff or message boards before so it was a long time before I knew what they ment. Pam that remembers Bozo the clown with that bloody red smile

Clowns are kinda creepy......sorry......had to say that......but the older I get the more disturbed I think clowns are. So the word bozo brought it all up again. (sorry)

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by sandie99 on Sep 29th, 2005, 1:24am
My faves are CCL and DILLIC.... ;;D

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 29th, 2005, 1:28am
Back when I was tour-guiding it was perfectly normal to radio in and report a passenger as FTL (fail to load) if they hadn't turned up to meet the bus.

We had a new girl in admin who didn't like me much at all so one morning I reported a passenger as TFL.  She got back to me a little later to say she understood FTL but what is a TFL passenger?  

I replied, "Too late".

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 29th, 2005, 8:10am

on 09/29/05 at 00:25:43, cootie wrote:
So the word bozo brought it all up again. (sorry)


You know the Hungarian word for clown is spelled just like the word bozo? So Bozo the clown is actually clown the clown?
[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 29th, 2005, 9:50am
Clowns lose all their happy-happy-fun-fun thoughts, when you kick them in the twig & berries. I don't know why... LOL

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 29th, 2005, 1:44pm
All these acronyms....



And no one bothered to mention....



STFUD




You guys are slipping.



DD

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by cootie on Sep 29th, 2005, 10:16pm
I rate Richard Simmons as a clown too......am I wrong Pam

Title: Re: and the bozo award goes to...
Post by Carl_D on Sep 30th, 2005, 2:46am
I saw a shirt that made me smile. It might be sick, but it was warped enouh it made me smil.e

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a247/a247.gif


oh sure, like you never did  ;;D



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