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(Message started by: ghost62 on Sep 27^th, 2005, 2:50pm)

Title: None Tonight !!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Sep 27^th, 2005, 2:50pm

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

Title: Re: None Tonight !!!!!
Post by jcmquix on Sep 27^th, 2005, 2:57pm

[smiley=ohjez.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D[smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

;)

Title: Re: None Tonight !!!!!
Post by Charlie on Sep 27^th, 2005, 4:56pm

LOL: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif

We need to watch more "Sex and the City," I guess.

Charlie http://fool.exler.ru/sm/wow.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Title: Re: None Tonight !!!!!
Post by Woobie on Sep 27^th, 2005, 6:13pm

Safe sex is in the palm of your hand..............

Title: Re: None Tonight !!!!!
Post by Carl_D on Sep 27^th, 2005, 6:59pm

ROTFLMAOPMPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!