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(Message started by: mynm156 on Sep 27th, 2005, 1:43pm)
Title: Presidential History
Post by mynm156 on Sep 27th, 2005, 1:43pm
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by ghost62 on Sep 27th, 2005, 2:24pm

on 09/27/05 at 13:43:26, mynm156 wrote:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with in Marilyn Monroe.

there fixed it ;;D ;)
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by Charlie on Sep 27th, 2005, 5:15pm

Quote:
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with in Marilyn Monroe.  


Kennedy aimed higher anyway. http://kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/this.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by Jonny on Sep 27th, 2005, 5:22pm
Bush 43 killed them both, no, really!.....ask some folks here and they will tell you ;;D
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by Carl_D on Sep 27th, 2005, 8:39pm
That one is as old as my great grandaddys buckskin rubber.

BTW - I believe the conspiracy theory that Marilyn Monroe was murdered to cover up her affair with JFK. She had threatened to go public with the news and was silenced.

Goodbye Norma Jean,
Mack
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 27th, 2005, 10:06pm
Thats right Jonny.  Bush jr had both of them killed, and he used his power to conjure up this conspiracy about it.  After Bush jr ordered the hit, darth vader dick cheney was at the helm of driving the conspiracy all these years.  
TeeHee
BMonee
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by Carl_D on Sep 27th, 2005, 10:08pm
Um, I think Jonny was referring to someone other than Dubya. I think he mean a bush on the grassy knoll.

;;D
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by mynm156 on Sep 28th, 2005, 12:28pm
DUH!  It was Col. Mustard in the study with the candle stick!
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by Jonny on Sep 28th, 2005, 12:33pm

on 09/28/05 at 12:28:52, mynm156 wrote:
DUH!  It was Col. Mustard in the study with the candle stick!


Thats not true, the candle stick was busy in Dons ass at the time of the murder.....LMMFAO ;;D

LOL....LMAO ;;D
Title: Re: Presidential History
Post by Jeepgun on Sep 28th, 2005, 1:33pm
Poor candlestick...  :o


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