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Title: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by ghost62 on Sep 26th, 2005, 10:29am To me Mental note; 1. Never volenteer to work 2nd job on 17th wedding Anniversary. 2. At least get wife a card on affore mentioned date. 3. Never bring Pizza home for dinner on this date also. 4. Take the Verbal assault like a man if you do the above mentioned things. 5. Never, And I repeat NEVER tell wife on that date that its no big deal, and we can do somethin later, or in a couple weeks for our Anniversary. And if you do. 6. DUCK Enough said? :-X |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by pattik on Sep 26th, 2005, 10:31am Goatie, Goatie, Goatie....you need to get the girlz here to whoop you upside the head so that you get your priorities in order...I suggest a big, bunch of flowers, and soon! |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Sandy_C on Sep 26th, 2005, 10:33am NO, jewelry. It lasts longer ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by LeLimey on Sep 26th, 2005, 10:42am I'm on your side in this one Goatie.. being as how I forgot our anniversary this year too! :-[ Its how you live the whole year not one day that counts and someone working a second job to support the family gets a hug in my book! :-* |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by vig on Sep 26th, 2005, 11:20am RUN FOR IT!!! 8) no, wait, I got it... tell her you gave the present to your mistress by accident and you'll go and get it back.... ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by nani on Sep 26th, 2005, 11:22am Bummer. Flowers are good. Massages are better. Flowers, massages and chocolate are best. ;) |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 26th, 2005, 11:23am honestly amazed you're still alive.... and still allowed in the house. (fyi: a good birthday/anniversary/holiday gift for the wife is not a dishwasher or new lawnmower, given so she can get that work done faster) |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by sandie99 on Sep 26th, 2005, 11:28am on 09/26/05 at 11:22:25, nani wrote:
How about her favourite flowers, massage, chocolate and jewellery? Accompanied by a meal cooked by you. Good luck! :) Sanna |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Langa on Sep 26th, 2005, 11:29am Sigh... Mike, have you learned nothing yet??? :P From now on, tell the ladies here of an upcoming "special" event so we can give you some pointers... Glad you're still alive bro... Langaroo |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Pinkfloyd on Sep 26th, 2005, 12:23pm "Sweetheart, if I could slow down my wonderful life with you, and make each day last a year, I would gladly place a gift upon your pillow each morning to celebrate our love for each other and thank you for being in my life. My god woman, to mark the time we spend together only reminds me how fleeting life is when a man loves a woman as much as I love you. I fear counting the days as this only reminds and saddens me that we march toward a final day together on this earth. I long for the joy and peacefulness you bring me to last forever and marking time only serves to shatter my dream of some day being a man worthy of your light. I consider each and every moment we spend together a blessing from the heavens and the most precious of these moments are not marked on a calendar, but etched into my heart and mind. I know that we, as one, will last forever and the glow of our love shall be like a star in the sky to help navigate future lovers, but this time on earth with you has become a paradise that marks no beginning, no middle, no end." If you can't say it with a straight face, write it in a card. Don't get caught reading Playboy for a week and don't switch over to Skinamax when she leaves the room unless you hit the mute button first. Bobw |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by rextangle on Sep 26th, 2005, 12:47pm Obviously Bobw is an expert!!! ;) Hi Bob!! |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by nani on Sep 26th, 2005, 12:50pm [smiley=spit.gif] OMG! LMAO, Bob!!! That is priceless! Of course, you can only use it ONCE. ;) |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Charlie on Sep 26th, 2005, 1:00pm Betcha Bubbles was mad at you too for taking the pizza home instead. Ya never get a break. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bop.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by sandie99 on Sep 26th, 2005, 1:06pm Bob, that was wonderful! :) But I agree with nani. It can be used only once. ;) Us women have elephants memery with these things... Sanna |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by ghost62 on Sep 26th, 2005, 1:10pm on 09/26/05 at 13:06:47, sandie99 wrote:
And hearing too! I can mumble something at the other end of the house and she will hear me, but let me ask a question right in front of her and nothing. ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Carl_D on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:03pm I never forgot an anniversary... "Oh honey! You brought me flowers on the 1st anniversary of me bitch-slapping you in front of all of your friends..." "Yeah babe, how could I ever forget that one?" I say wincing at the memory of the event. LOL! BTW Casper, the traditional 7 year anniversary stone is Onyx. 7 years = chocolate, roses, copper frame for wedding pic, Onyx jewelry, a nice candlelit dinner with wine and entertainment, and then a dance in the moonlight. ;) Peace, Mack |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by ghost62 on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:13pm but what about 17? And I didnt forget just didnt do anything special cause I worked. |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Carl_D on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:30pm 17? I'm half asleep and missed the 1 in front of the 7 LMAO! Amethyst is the stone. Anything else I cannot recommend. I had a couple of ex's that kept me on my toes as far as bdays and anny's go. And I just passed my 3 year marker of being single.... oy! |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by nani on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:34pm Amethyst is used in stone (crystal? gem?) therapy for headaches. I once danced around with a amethyst against my temple during a k9. It didn't do a damn thing, but it sure looked pretty. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by ghost62 on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:45pm on 09/26/05 at 14:34:35, nani wrote:
[smiley=spit.gif] Dang it now I gotta clean my screen again. [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Carl_D on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:46pm BTW... 3rd anniversary single you give yourself a present. I celebrated with a bottle of uncle Jack. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by ghost62 on Sep 26th, 2005, 2:54pm on 09/26/05 at 14:46:25, Carl_D wrote:
Next year you gotta take him wild turkey hunting ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Carl_D on Sep 26th, 2005, 3:28pm on 09/26/05 at 14:54:21, ghost62 wrote:
Nope, next year it will be Deer Hunting. Jagermeister = deer hunter [smiley=biggrin.gif] Mack |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Jonny on Sep 26th, 2005, 3:56pm I laid down the law before I even got married (Black Friday) There will be NO exchanging of girts, cards or any damn thing for any reason!! Guess what?......Not one damn arguement about shit like that in 15 years ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by TomM on Sep 26th, 2005, 4:28pm on 09/26/05 at 15:56:13, Jonny wrote:
None? Are you kidding? [smiley=huh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Carl_D on Sep 26th, 2005, 4:32pm You might be a redneck if you give tampons as a gift for any occasion. |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Jonny on Sep 26th, 2005, 4:38pm on 09/26/05 at 16:28:51, TomM wrote:
None, Nada, Nothing. Do you know why there so many holidays? To suck every last dime out of your pocket ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Pinkfloyd on Sep 26th, 2005, 5:35pm on 09/26/05 at 13:06:47, sandie99 wrote:
Of course this is true. Thats why I passed them on....won't work for me anymore. ;;D This should be recited slowly. At some point, he will reach the point of diminishing returns and should stop to save the remaining lines for next year. If there is any "rebound anger", he must offer up the Yoda defense. "Apologise, I can not. To do so would imply sorrow for being blessed with such a beautiful, warm and compassionate woman. For the stars to converge in such a manner as to bestow upon one such as I, this state of grace and suspended animation, I must bow to the wisdom of the universe." http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b392/psiloscribe/abduction.gif Bobw (Hi Rex ;-) |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by nani on Sep 26th, 2005, 5:38pm Yoda would say it... "bow, I must, to the wisdom of the Universe." ;;D |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by Pinkfloyd on Sep 26th, 2005, 5:44pm on 09/26/05 at 17:38:27, nani wrote:
I had to change it due to the Jedi copyright laws. Mess with the force and that darn light sabre, I shall not. http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b392/psiloscribe/onfire.gif Bobw |
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Title: Re: Mental Note !!!!!!! Post by cootie on Sep 26th, 2005, 8:03pm We go to a casino out in the HILLS and get a room for the nite and play the nickle slots......and eat at one of the resturants there and drink some beer the entire time. I love it.........winful wishes Pam |
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