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(Message started by: thomas on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:00am)
Title: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by thomas on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:00am
If you've ever used a tool from your garage to open one of them thar fancy bottles of wine............... you might be a redneck.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/thomas_mikel/Even%20more%20wedding%20pix/455767337205_0_ALB.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/thomas_mikel/Even%20more%20wedding%20pix/406508337205_0_ALB.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/thomas_mikel/Even%20more%20wedding%20pix/378087337205_0_ALB.jpg
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by giffy76 on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:02am
Damn, all I got was pretty red x's. Or is that the tool?
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by sassy_lady on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:12am
got red x's myself, leave it to a redneck not to post right!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ::) ::)
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by thomas on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:15am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/thomas_mikel/Even%20more%20wedding%

I don't get it, I use photobucket all the time, this is the first time I've had a problem.  [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by Carl_D on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:19am
Don't feel bad. Last night I tried to email a song to Jonny and sent it TWICE - once from two different emails that are marked as "Sent" but he never received them. I sense a disturbance in the force.

farts

Nope, no disturbance. Just gas.

;;D
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by pattik on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:20am
I think Photobucket is going through some changes.  I have noticed a lot more advertising on the pages.  There is probably more that we don't know about.
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by Carl_D on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:22am
I just started using myspace.com for image and blog hosting.

Why is it called "blogging" anyway? Is it because 'flogging' was already taken?
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by vig on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:23am

on 09/22/05 at 09:22:06, Carl_D wrote:
I just started using myspace.com for image and blog hosting.

Why is it called "blogging" anyway? Is it because 'flogging' was already taken?

short for 'weblogging'
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;)
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:26am
Make it easy on yourselves...




http://www.tinypic.com



Easy as Pie.


DD
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by Woobie on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:52am
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  Thomas - that is funny!  
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by Carl_D on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:57am
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Grace Under Pressure!
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by thomas on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:57am

on 09/22/05 at 09:52:13, Woobie wrote:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!  Thomas - that is funny!  

It was the night before my wedding, I was at my best man's Dad's place, and he hid the corkscrew, and I wanted a bottle of wine, and started digging in his tool cabinet.  My best man was like " I've GOT to get this on film." lmao.  
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by giffy76 on Sep 22nd, 2005, 9:58am
I didn't know they started puttin corks in Boones Farm [smiley=laugh.gif]
Nice mounts hangin on the wall [smiley=bigguns.gif]
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by thomas on Sep 22nd, 2005, 10:04am

on 09/22/05 at 09:58:22, giffy76 wrote:
I didn't know they started puttin corks in Boones Farm [smiley=laugh.gif]
Nice mounts hangin on the wall [smiley=bigguns.gif]

That would be Wollershiem winery fool.  :P  Loca winery, they have awesome stuff, we had three different varieties at our wedding, what I am holding is called blushing rose, a semi-dry blush (One of my wife's favorites.)  ;)
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by sandie99 on Sep 22nd, 2005, 2:42pm
;;D
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by Langa on Sep 22nd, 2005, 2:48pm
Cook pics Thomas!

Where there's a will, there's a way... ;)

Langa
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 22nd, 2005, 2:52pm
I don't have pics to post but once while camping,we had a pretty good bottle of wine only to find that we didn't have a cork screw.

I decided to try using the screwdriver on my all-in-one camping knife to twist it out.

The cork started to come apart when I did that so I had to find a different way.

I then decided to just push the cork into the bottle. This worked great except.....

When you push the cork further into the bottle it creates a lot of back pressure behind it. When the seal is finally broken, it turns into an aerosol sprayer.

I wound up covered in wine from head to toe with most of it in my face.

We then shared the remaining wine.  ;;D
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by thomas on Sep 22nd, 2005, 3:04pm
Great EEB!  That's what I want, more of our own redneck stories and pix.  lol
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by Charlie on Sep 22nd, 2005, 4:35pm
Good one Thomas. 8)

Nothing like a good New Jersey wine too. http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//green_beer.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by sassy_lady on Sep 22nd, 2005, 4:52pm
Redneck way to get rid of tree stumps in yard!!
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv04CM__eodDhc1Eh0qXNQbBJIkhPQcUvqZZGsRFB9uHrmOtUV4q00xFDIN4au01KxdjEjeYPHYjkepmhYp0vtyZM3olG12fPfATCB4AMZm7XM755Y-vo8xCl
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv079qC2YPm56gygcGPxIXvEmDYFZVO07ctR-fAilJ_O9lLiCPAeI56DFY4qz_P5syaHl-eRngp0upA26a_8P_HptCyPRovQW_qotY89d0YnU5A
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv04AyMzlU22h-M54Swieydjfop4u8jng29I-ogIAE3BPz4Y1zh3522o2yUiPg1Nfu_pbdY3BHNaa0oGC_itjMORwEjty1I4c5EMcTaPgAI_euw
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv06bYs_W5XlJdQ0HVMZasvVZ1gdxwhPZl-rL4Rwid2eD-ATrBPytGFJg58h1rVHEg5ga29JERH_y_K1WDeAgRMpks-PDVH86xxrYAWXEIcn0yA
Son missed stump & almost fell!! LOL
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by Jimmy B. on Sep 23rd, 2005, 6:49am

on 09/22/05 at 16:35:38, Charlie wrote:
Nothing like a good New Jersey wine too. http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//green_beer.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie


http://www.newjerseywines.com/wineries.html

(in my best Orson Wells voice) I will drink no wine.....that cost more then a dime.
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by thomas on Sep 23rd, 2005, 7:41am
http://www.wollersheim.com/
It's actually just a wee bit west of Jersey.  ;;D
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by ghost62 on Sep 23rd, 2005, 8:39am
Now I dont feel so bad oh wait yes I do cause it is stuff like i would try.  ;;D

But gotta love the cork screw.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by thomas on Sep 23rd, 2005, 9:01am

on 09/23/05 at 08:39:55, ghost62 wrote:
Now I dont feel so bad oh wait yes I do cause it is stuff like i would try.  ;;D

But gotta love the cork screw.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Well, come on then, share with the group, that's what this thread is about.  
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by giffy76 on Sep 23rd, 2005, 11:14am
A few years back, I was draging a log with my 4-wheeler and the rope snapped, flew up and smacked me in the arse. I couldn't sit for 4 days.

Same year, I was pulling the clothes line poles out and they were cemented in the ground and the tow strap broke, flew up and broke the back window out of my suburban >:(

The year after that, I was cutting a big walnut tree down, but the way it was leaning, it would have fell on my barn, so I tied it off to my old field truck and thought I had enough chain so the tree wouldn't hit the truck. I didn't. Needless to say, after that, I had to cut the roof off the truck [smiley=laugh.gif]

I could sit here for hours tellin stories of my stupidity ;;D
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by cootie on Sep 23rd, 2005, 12:17pm
We busted the top off a bottle once cuz we had no other options when out.......not a good idea......kind of wasteful and the grit of glass in yer teeth sucked. Roughage cuttage Pam

Dam giff......Brad cut a tree out back on the hill and had it all figured out where it'd go. Sliced at the base and cut part speared STRAIGHT down (verses tree falling over) hittin Brad in the back where he was folded up feeling safe on the one side. Damaged his kidney too. He made a tarzan swing across the valley too from a vine off a tall treeon the hill......he got half a swing out of it and it broke while he was the highest in the air across the valley. He had a long was down. Thump thud..........ouch!  
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by unsolved1 on Sep 23rd, 2005, 12:49pm
LOL ... Great pics Thomas  ;;D

UNsolved
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 23rd, 2005, 1:06pm

on 09/23/05 at 12:17:36, cootie wrote:
We busted the top off a bottle once cuz we had no other options when out.......not a good idea......kind of wasteful and the grit of glass in yer teeth sucked.


Been there... Done that.....

Next time you have to do that, pour it through a coffee filter first before you drink it.
Title: Re: Redneck Pictures. ;) WORKING NOW!
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Sep 23rd, 2005, 1:10pm
Quite resourceful Thomas.

A couple years ago, my 2 sisters and I were tubing down a river near the Wisconsin Dells.  We had everything we needed - sandwiches, cigarettes and a cooler full of Corona.  What were we lacking, you ask?  A stupid bottle opener was what!

After beaching ourselves and trying to open the damned beer bottles on rocks, forked tree branches and our teeth, we simply started yelling .... "Help please - we need a bottle opener!"  We were rescued by 2 very nice fishermen who opened all the bottles for us. Their parting remark was "next time try bringing Miller Light in cans."

Kris  


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