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(Message started by: Jimi on Sep 21^st, 2005, 11:12am)

Title: Pretending To Be Married
Post by Jimi on Sep 21^st, 2005, 11:12am

Pretending To Be Married

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f **king blanket!"

After a brief moment of silence ... he farted.

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by sassy_lady on Sep 21^st, 2005, 11:18am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by nani on Sep 21^st, 2005, 11:23am

I'd say they got it down. ;;D

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by Jeep on Sep 21^st, 2005, 11:59am

LMAO!!!!

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by sandie99 on Sep 21^st, 2005, 1:16pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by Carl_D on Sep 21^st, 2005, 4:51pm

That was a goodie! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by Charlie on Sep 21^st, 2005, 7:11pm

http://www.smiley-sanctuary.com/smiley/content/1/abu.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

NEET.

Charlie

Title: Re: Pretending To Be Married
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 21^st, 2005, 7:46pm

I was on a plane that was preparing for a crash-landing and the lady next to me got all historical, tore her shirt off and yelled "Make me feel like a woman!"

So I tore my shirt off, too, and said, "Here, iron this."