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Title: Abducted by aliens Post by marlinsfan on Sep 18th, 2005, 10:28am Tall tale for sunday.... I have a theory for CH. Aliens have abducted us and placed little receivers behind our eye. They have done this to control us. Once per year, sometimes every 2 or 3 years, the aliens turn on their transmitters that activate our individualized receivers and cause us pain. They do this as a test of our will to live. As the CH pain is the worst pain they are able to dole out, the aliens have decided not to invade us because we are able to deal with the pain. They are not able to kill us, only to cause us this pain. As long as we deal with the pain, the earth is safe (I'm a big X-Files fan, if you can't tell ;;D) The leaders of our CH clan are those that got special receivers which can pick up the transmissions from all the different aliens out there. We know them as chronics, but in reality they are just picking up the transmissions meant for all the episodics. The very special epidosics are promoted to chronics. The aliens have neuros strategically placed around the globe. These neuros are the ones that we eventually find to tell us that we have CH. Aliens today are studying the unforeseen phenomenon of how we have banded together to understand what is happening to us, in places like CH.com. DJ is the smartest of the clan. He created CH.com because he was the first to realize the X-factor. But he is unable to tell anyone because if he does, the aliens will turn everyone into chronics. He figured out, however, that the truth is out there, and once it came out, his web-site would be the place to disseminate it. Think about it, and if you remember your abduction, post it here...... |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by don on Sep 18th, 2005, 10:50am My alien kept asking about little white rocks? http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/uploads/av-1098.gif |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Jonny on Sep 18th, 2005, 10:57am http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/uploads/av-1098.gif |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by unsolved1 on Sep 18th, 2005, 11:11am Those bastards !! >:( |
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Title: ;;D Post by cootie on Sep 18th, 2005, 11:13am What do you think the ailiens have in mind for us loyal supporters ? Not green yet Pam ;;D |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by BobG on Sep 18th, 2005, 11:23am Phuckin aliens………… Just the other day I went over to the Home Depot parking lot to get a couple of aliens to some yard work. Bastards whacked off 2 sprinkler heads. You’d think that for 2 bucks an hour they’d be more careful. |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by sandie99 on Sep 18th, 2005, 11:27am They sedated me very well. Don't recall a thing, sorry... 8) |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Ronny on Sep 18th, 2005, 11:53am I knew that, thats why i always wear my tin foil hat... |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Melissa on Sep 18th, 2005, 12:01pm My aliens are bigger than your aliens. [smiley=smug.gif] |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by cootie on Sep 18th, 2005, 12:04pm That dam anal probe leaves a bit of a mark tho doesn't it ? Learning at the end Pam |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Pinkfloyd on Sep 18th, 2005, 2:48pm on 09/18/05 at 11:53:55, Ronny wrote:
http://eclectech.co.uk/mindcontrol.php Bobw |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by E-Double on Sep 18th, 2005, 7:50pm on 09/18/05 at 11:53:55, Ronny wrote:
I made sure to wear it for my wedding! http://ed3.photosite.com/~photos/tn/181_348.ts1104290212578.jpg |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Charlie on Sep 18th, 2005, 8:47pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/purple huh.gif Damn tinfoil hats Charlie |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Frank_W on Sep 19th, 2005, 8:06am They abducted and molested me. I keep waiting for them to come back. (COME BACK!! COME BACK!!) [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 19th, 2005, 8:09am I think some of them work at the post office and UPS. |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Sandy_C on Sep 19th, 2005, 8:18am There they are! Shoot the Bastards down!!! http://bestsmileys.com/aliens/12.gif |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by burnt-toast on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:12am on 09/18/05 at 10:28:01, marlinsfan wrote:
I remember it well..... I had no clue what a Hypothalamus was at the time and figured it sounded like a better option than anal probing. This "learn as you go" crap with these aliens really sucks. ;) Tom |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by Frank_W on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:19am If they messed up your hypothalamus via anal probing, OMG... They must have REALLY been "mining for buried treasure." Holy cow!! LMAO |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:34am Oh I don't know about that Frankie.. given where YOU think from I figure they were right on going after your hypothalmythingy with a rectal probe :P |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by burnt-toast on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:39am on 09/19/05 at 11:19:09, Frank_W wrote:
Read more carefully Frank, they gave me options. Hypothalamic Transmitter Implant or anal probing the transmitter thingy sounded like the better option at the time. ::) Don't confuse these aliens with boys from San Francisco and their horse farms. ;;D :-X Tom |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:42am I think Limey's an alien :P always blasting us poor helpless fellows with her deadly mind ray. What ever have we done to deserve this hatred? Be gone hateful alien woman :-* |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:44am on 09/19/05 at 11:42:15, giffy76 wrote:
How can I use a mind ray on someone that doesn't have one?! ::) |
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Title: Re: Abducted by aliens Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 11:51am You are a wretched woman >:(. Damn I love you :-* |
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