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(Message started by: Ronny on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:08am)

Title: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Ronny on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:08am

http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by marlinsfan on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:11am

LOL ;;D

"You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise." "

So I drive a 350Zed?!?

funny stuff!

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Jonny on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:13am

" You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen"

Yeah, after you pry the gun from my cold dead hand! ;;D

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:16am

Oh my goodness Helen's going to have a field day with this one! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by don on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:27am

Monty Python rising!

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by ckelly181 on Sep 18^th, 2005, 10:41am

2. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.

I don't know why, but this one made me chuckle aloud while exerciSing...probably because Microsoft owns our soul anyway.

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by BobG on Sep 18^th, 2005, 11:00am

Hmmmm……..note to John Cleese
Thank John. I agree, we have an incompetent president. He has been a complete failure. He is a friend of Tony Blair.

But, I have to ask,

Wasn’t there a war a few years back where

WE KICKED YOUR HUMORLESS, SISSY, UPPITY ASSES?

Number 15……….Your momma done it.

And, about number 16
That tax collector will probably get shot.

Oxford dictionary my ass!

Have a nice day John. Please get some therapy.
:)

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by LeLimey on Sep 18^th, 2005, 11:06am

Run for your lives.. This is Ronnys way of trying to get you lot into Europe! Don't do it! :o

Mind you.. I hereby offer before anyone else thinks of it.. to help Beeyul practise his vocabulary!!

Don - you're a lost cause - you can stick to the BARF house!

On the plus side you WOULD get an NHS which could only be good news for all you poor buggers being crippled by health insurance.. things that make you say hmmmm.....

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by LeLimey on Sep 18^th, 2005, 11:07am

on 09/18/05 at 11:00:54, BobG wrote:

Hmmmm……..note to John Cleese
Thank John. I agree, we have an incompetent president. He has been a complete failure. He is a friend of Tony Blair. Who is also a complete ARSE

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by purpleydog on Sep 18^th, 2005, 11:45am

on 09/18/05 at 10:41:41, ckelly181 wrote:

...probably because Microsoft owns our soul anyway.

Not mine. [smiley=smokin.gif]

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d822b3127cce91add33ac27700000016108AYs3LJs5cNz

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Simon on Sep 18^th, 2005, 4:24pm

How time flies - petrol around $8 gall now... :(

Baa

(And no mention of cricket - disappointed in you John)

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Charlie on Sep 18^th, 2005, 9:05pm

WHAT! http://smaylik.by.ru/i/589.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

No Guy Fawke's Day? It's a big one this year.

I'm very upset. http://www.subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/misc/pyth.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie http://smaylik.by.ru/i/35.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Opus on Sep 18^th, 2005, 9:50pm

on 09/18/05 at 10:41:41, ckelly181 wrote:

I laugh when I think of all you poor people out there who's computers are owned by Bill Gates. He even put "My Computer" on your desktop just to remind you of that. Windows Vista will not have "My computer" on it, is that because even Bill Gates doesn't want to own it it is so bad.

My soul and my PC are Microsoft free.

Opus/Paul [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by Jimmy B. on Sep 19^th, 2005, 6:50am

Don't forget that we now have to celebrate "Boxing Day". That'll give us another day off during the Christmas Holidays.

He had me laughing until he started messing with Football. You can mess with me any way you want...just don't take my food or my football.

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by floridian on Sep 19^th, 2005, 6:50am

Quote:

A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed

Since the document of revocation was written in early November 2004 (11 months ago), I assume that not many noticed. Pity.

Title: Re: Declaration of Revocation
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19^th, 2005, 6:58am

You all have alot more public holidays than we do (We call them bank holidays though)
I think the best idea is to COMBINE everything. We share bank holidays, you get our healthcare system, we get your rootbeer (tough shit Don!) YOU get all branches of McDonalds back. I can't think of anything else for now but give me time! ;)