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(Message started by: Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 18th, 2005, 2:15am)

Title: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 18th, 2005, 2:15am
Dear LeLimey and rextangle...

Dear Helen and Rex,

Helen, I see that you have a "ticker" below your posts saying that Rex is going to "go postal" in 1 day. We certainly don't want RexTangle going postal around here, among other things, he could possibly do what would possibly not be in the best interests of you or me.........

Rex, ignore that silly Brit's perfidious insidious treacherous inflammatory innuendo about your impending episode of "going postal" with the Fucking Post Office, and just make peace with the fucking post office people


Jethro [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 18th, 2005, 4:10am
p.s.

"Astronomy Domine" 1967...  38 years ago

Lime and limpid green a second scene a fight between the blue you once knew
Floating down the sound resounds around the icy waters underground
Jupiter and Saturn
Oberon, Miranda, Titania,
Neptune titan stars can frighten
Blinding signs flat flicka flicka flicka blam pow
Stairway, scale down, dare whose lair
Lime and limpid green, the sound surrounds the icy waters underground
Lime and limpid green, the sound surrounds the icy waters underground

http://tinyurl.com/7cpse

Jethro

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by burnt-toast on Sep 18th, 2005, 7:21am
Y'all cleans up nice Jethro.

Tom  

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by cootie on Sep 18th, 2005, 9:35am
We havein possum and grits fer lunch.......I'll bring the wine. Leme freshn up a bit first tho........gotta see if I can find me a razor cuz I am gettin tired of combin this hair on my legs and under my arms. See ya in a few Pam

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by rextangle on Sep 18th, 2005, 4:35pm
Well Jethro, unfortunately there is a strong possibility of me going postal tomorrow as I'm scheduled to go to the fuckin' post office to send a PRIORITY MAIL.

This time I've done my research and have everything ready, that includes THE CORRECT ENVELOPE!!!

I'm also going to Kaiser for blood work, which could also turn into some postal incident.

More tomorrow... ;)

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 19th, 2005, 4:49am

on 09/18/05 at 09:35:08, cootie wrote:
Leme freshn up a bit first tho........gotta see if I can find me a razor cuz I am gettin tired of combin this hair on my legs and under my arms. See ya in a few Pam


Coots can I borrow that razor, just crawling out from under the bush...  Jas

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 5:31am
I think I jus spotted Big Foot! Oh. wait that's jus Pam & Jas ;;D

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 19th, 2005, 5:57am

on 09/19/05 at 05:31:31, giffy76 wrote:
I think I jus spotted Big Foot! Oh. wait that's jus Pam & Jas ;;D


Hey buster, put your snap in a trap, btw do you have a razor

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 6:14am
Think I might need a new counter.. one more minute til the girls whup the sheet out of Giffy!! Oh forget it, they don't do them in short enough time gaps for how often we want to hit that little turd brat  >:(

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 6:23am
Damn! what the hell did I do? The henz are fiesty this morning.

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 6:42am
Shuddup and stop clucking about little boy!!  ;;D

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 6:44am
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Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 6:49am
Dayum Giff.. I never knowed you wus that gud lookin! [smiley=laugh.gif]

I heard when you were born the midwife had to slap your mother

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 6:57am
Why you wanna bring momma into this? ;;D

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 7:00am
Only to feel sorry for her Giffy!
Its a female empathy thing, mothers with sons etc!

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by sandie99 on Sep 19th, 2005, 7:02am
Hey, should we start a brand new thread just for Giffy and Helen...?  ;;D

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 7:08am
Limey has skid marks in her britches :P

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 7:16am

on 09/19/05 at 07:08:15, giffy76 wrote:
Limey has skid marks in her britches :P


That's cos you keep borrowing them mr whiffy!  ::)

Sandie I do not WANT a thread with this turd toad! I want rescuing by my sisters before I lamp him and get into trouble!  ;)

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by sandie99 on Sep 19th, 2005, 7:22am

on 09/19/05 at 07:16:49, LeLimey wrote:
Sandie I do not WANT a thread with this turd toad! I want rescuing by my sisters before I lamp him and get into trouble!  ;)


Got it. But I must admit... You're doing pretty good job in defending yourself, Helen. Lucky them who have you on their side in a fight! :)

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 7:29am
Limey secretly has a crush on me. she wants to be my babys momma ;;D I keep tellin her that long distance relationships never work out but she insists on trying :-*

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 8:39am
1. I'm done with raising kids.. ESPECIALLY you Giff and in EVERY sense of the word!! ;)

2. I want a man not his dinner

3. I ONLY like you at a distance Piltdown Man! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 19th, 2005, 9:07am

on 09/19/05 at 07:16:49, LeLimey wrote:
I want rescuing by my sisters before I lamp him and get into trouble!  ;)


Yip Sanna this girl can sure handle herself.  I love to stand on the side and watch how she manhandle the guys.  Such a mouth deserve butter!

Giffy stands no chance, he's gonna be tart when she's finished with him. ;;D

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 9:29am
Ladies. Please. You're gonna have to do alot better than this to get me TART. Whatever the hell Tart means. Boobye! Good try!

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 9:33am
Whatever Giff ::)
Jas lets face it, we can't have a battle of wit's with an unarmed man... *sigh*...
Giff if you had a couple more brain cells we could water you

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19th, 2005, 9:41am

on 09/19/05 at 09:33:16, LeLimey wrote:
Whatever Giff ::)
Jas lets face it, we can't have a battle of wit's with an unarmed man... *sigh*...
Giff if you had a couple more brain cells we could water you

Water you talking about ;;D

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by Melissa on Sep 19th, 2005, 9:46am
REX!  I was at the postal office about  1/2 hour ago and mailed 2 PACKAGES parcel post! ;;D

OMG, my spleen!  my liver!  ahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by LeLimey on Sep 19th, 2005, 9:48am
I''ve been to the post office today too.
No problems except the usual HOW MUCH?!  :o

Title: Re: Dear LeLimey and rextangle...
Post by ghost62 on Sep 19th, 2005, 10:57am
Look at the fun I missed this am, You are correct Giffy themz henz is a cluckn loud today. [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D



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