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(Message started by: Jimi on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:41am)

Title: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Jimi on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:41am

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Have A Great Weekend!

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by nani on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:46am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
My favorite:

14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by E-Double on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:48am

Quote:

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Thought I was alone [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Melissa on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:48am

on 09/17/05 at 08:41:48, Jimi wrote:

9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
30. I smile! because I don't know what the hell is going on.

[smiley=thumb.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:50am

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

I have a T-shirt that says this....

Funny, no one has ever doubted that I'm out of my mind.

DD

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by sandie99 on Sep 17^th, 2005, 9:21am

on 09/17/05 at 08:41:48, Jimi wrote:

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

My favourite. Hmmm, does that come in a t-shirt...?

Have a great weekend, Jimi! :)

Sanna :)

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Jonny on Sep 17^th, 2005, 12:36pm

31. Im not mad, but can I retrieve my boot from your ass? ;;D

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Charlie on Sep 17^th, 2005, 3:02pm

Quote:

23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Made me smile Kids. http://smaylik.by.ru/i/576.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Thanks.

Charlie

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by LeLimey on Sep 17^th, 2005, 3:04pm

Yes I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial.... ;)

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by sandie99 on Sep 17^th, 2005, 3:20pm

on 09/17/05 at 15:04:01, LeLimey wrote:

Yes I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial.... ;)

;;D

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 17^th, 2005, 5:35pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif]

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Carl_D on Sep 17^th, 2005, 5:53pm

on 09/17/05 at 08:41:48, Jimi wrote:

24.They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was taken.

LMMFAO!

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by TxBasslady on Sep 17^th, 2005, 8:28pm

on 09/17/05 at 08:41:48, Jimi wrote:

4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

LMFAO.. ;;D

This is my favorite!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jean

Title: Re: A Smile To Help You Thru The Weekend
Post by Langa on Sep 18^th, 2005, 7:50pm

Quote:

9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

My fave... :P

Langa