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        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 General Board Posts >> TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:
        
(Message started by: minnie on Sep 16^th, 2005, 3:45pm)

Title: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:
Post by minnie on Sep 16^th, 2005, 3:45pm

do these sound like your health plan [smiley=confused.gif]

http://funnyfunpages.com/healthplan.htm

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For all of us who have ever gotten frustrated with our Health Plan coverage!!

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN:

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a right when you enter the trailer park".
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly like Fudgesicles.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "an apple a day."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out of network chargers" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "m's" on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO....
1. YOU ASK FOR VIAGRA, YOU GET A POPSICLE STICK AND DUCT TAPE!!!!

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Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
Post by ghost62 on Sep 16^th, 2005, 3:48pm

I know no 1 very well [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]
Gun aint a firing sherriff

Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
Post by BobG on Sep 16^th, 2005, 3:56pm

Would the popsicle stick in #1 be the same as the one in #8? ::)

Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
Post by Tiannia on Sep 16^th, 2005, 4:04pm

on 09/16/05 at 15:56:06, BobG wrote:

Would the popsicle stick in #1 be the same as the one in #8? ::)

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLA
Post by sandie99 on Sep 16^th, 2005, 4:09pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

That list is right from new Finnish sitcom... ;;D