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(Message started by: ghost62 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 5:37pm)

Title: Warning !!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 5:37pm

Police today warned all men who frequent yacht clubs and bars, and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape drug called “beer” to target unsuspecting men. This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere. “Beer” is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these “beers” and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless. After several “beers,” men will have sex with any woman, even ugly, unattractive, overweight women. Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened. Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life’s savings in a scam called “a relationship.” In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called “marriage.” Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once “beer” is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious “beer” and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the local Yellow Pages under “Golf Courses.”

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by Chillrmn1 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 6:37pm

DAMN IT! SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENNED TO ME. Thanks for the warning but a few years too late for me.

Bob.........Oh Oh. Wonder what the wimmin folk are going to have to say about this? Should be interesting though.

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by Jonny on Sep 14^th, 2005, 6:41pm

Prenup.....is that how its spelled?

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by ArCane on Sep 14^th, 2005, 7:17pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by Charlie on Sep 14^th, 2005, 7:23pm

http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//green_beer.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

I haven't been the same since. http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//crazy_pilot.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie http://www.subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/0riginals/doh.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 14^th, 2005, 7:36pm

Truth is that beer was invented by ugly women - so they'd get the occasional naughty.

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by Chillrmn1 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 8:19pm

Brian,

Now that makes alot of sense. I recall when I used to drink, more and more women seemed to resemble Marilyn Monroe at the 2:00 A.M. last call and closing time!
Bob

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Sep 14^th, 2005, 9:57pm

LOL.
Funny shite.
BMonee

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by LeLimey on Sep 15^th, 2005, 3:12am

So when a guy buys his mate a beer it means??.... EWWWW!!! ;;D

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 15^th, 2005, 5:58am

on 09/15/05 at 03:12:55, LeLimey wrote:

So when a guy buys his mate a beer it means??.... EWWWW!!! ;;D

You've got it frack to bunt, Lellie. As blokes drink beer they get uglier.

(Edited to add: 'cept for me, of course.)

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Sep 15^th, 2005, 6:02am

I do not get uglier! I get pretty!

I feel pretty, Oh so pretty [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by LeLimey on Sep 15^th, 2005, 6:09am

Giff I don't care how much beer you drink, I wouldn't touch you with someone elses!! LMAO :P

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by jcmquix on Sep 15^th, 2005, 6:49am

on 09/15/05 at 06:09:17, LeLimey wrote:

Giff I don't care how much beer you drink, I wouldn't touch you with someone elses!! LMAO :P

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 15^th, 2005, 7:17am

on 09/15/05 at 06:02:02, giffy76 wrote:

I do not get uglier! I get pretty!
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty [smiley=laugh.gif]

I must admit, I haven't been feeling myself lately.

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by giffy76 on Sep 15^th, 2005, 7:29am

I just got done feeling myself :o Some one has to Limey wont [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 15^th, 2005, 7:42am

See? This is what alcohol and hard drugs does to your children.

Take Monica's advice and just don't inhale!

Title: Re: Warning !!!!!
Post by ghost62 on Sep 15^th, 2005, 8:51am

on 09/15/05 at 07:17:02, AussieBrian wrote:

I must admit, I haven't been feeling myself lately.

Ok Brian who have you been feeling then? :o :o :o