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Title: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 14th, 2005, 4:51pm Please list all the places that you hate dealing with... I'll start: 1- THE FUCKIN POST FUCKIN OFFICE (duh!) 2- BEST FUCKIN BUY 3- KING SOOPER'S (a local grocery chain in Colorado) 4- THE DMV (every time, all the time) 5- ANY MALL period. 6- GUITAR FUCKIN' CENTER (guitarists will know why) 7- KAISER FUCKIN' PERMANENTE's pharmacy (morons!) 8- CALLING KAISER to talk to my doctor (takes 3-4 calls) 9- STAR-freakin-BUCKS 10- JURY FUCKIN DUTY Your turn.... |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by minnie on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:02pm 1. a puppy 2.a new house 3. money oops I opened this and thought it said wishlist [smiley=ohjez.gif] btw this list is in no special order nor is it complete :-* people who start $h*tlists LOL [smiley=curtain.gif] I'm either at the top of the list or pretty close.But seeing I'm not on your $h*t list you aren't on mine deal [smiley=deal2.gif].sorry about the post office deal if you come to my town we have a nice postmaster.its a one horse town so everyone knows your buisness but there nice about it ::). Minnie |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by echo on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:03pm 1. People who don't use the correct fucking envelope when they're in the post office. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Jonny on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:05pm on 09/14/05 at 17:03:46, echo wrote:
1. Or fill out the damn form! ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:05pm [smiley=bigtiny.gif] |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by minnie on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:06pm on 09/14/05 at 17:03:46, echo wrote:
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by echo on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:06pm 2. The ever popular cat shit in the hallway. 3. Hairball on the carpet. 4. Idiots who are envelope challenged 5. Hockey pucks in the nards 6. Dick head Neuros 7. Fuckstick the beastcicle |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Frank_W on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:08pm 1. SUV drivers that weave down the highway at 70+mph, yacking on their cellphones, never using a turn signal, and are oblivious to everyone and everything. 2. Clowns (Fuck, I hate clowns...) 3. Appliance service people, plumbers, and contractors who never show up when they say they will, never call to say they'll be late, and then show up suddenly, on the wrong day and expect you to cut them a check as soon as the work is done. 4. Certain treacherous and traitorous members of my family. 5. Walmart 6. This entire current period of history, politics, and media 7. Anyone who hurts women or children. 8. The beast and the pain it causes the people I love. 9. People who shout into their cellphones in stores, malls, airports, and restaurants. 10. H2 drivers with their "Ultimate Off-Road Vehicle," but who have never actually taken it off-road, but still act like smug little smart-asses. 11. Being gouged at the gas pump. 12. Fundamentalists and extremists, no matter what religion or creed, and whether social, political, or religious. There's more, but these are the ones that leap immediately to mind. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by echo on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:08pm on 09/14/05 at 17:05:27, Jonny wrote:
What he said would be #8. Did we mention the envelope handicapped?? |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:10pm Oh, I almost forgot... 11- Echo..echo...echo...;;D Frank, I'm with you on all of yours! ;) |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by ghost62 on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:32pm Quote:
My entire list |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:45pm My HATE list: Sales people that call and ARGUE with me............ Jehova Witness with all there 'suprise' visits to save my soul......... Kerby sales people that argue they MUST come in to show there product cuz it is even better then before and will NOT take no for an answer and stand there with that can of dirty powder to spread on the carpet telling you they ARE comeing in.......... Verizon store where people are standing in line calling there bosses to ask if they can change there passwords or upgrade and stand there and chit chat while the clerk waits........... Lowlifes at bars that tell me I look hot then as I walk buy I hear them telling the same thing to the obese gross chick with frizzy hair in skin tight clothes behind me "the same dam thing".............. Sales or company people that call here obviously from Pakastan and can barely make out one word........... Family functions I am forced to go to that are so distant the family doesn't even know them............. Puppy people that call me about my pups for sale advertised that "only" call to tell me there life story with there favorite pet Fluffy with NO intentions of buying a pup or dog............... Backstabbers, liers and theifs................. My one neighbor and his reality-less wife............... And yeah......cell phone yak and drivers......................... I think this is my THNGS TO KILL list actually......does that count ? Search and destroy Pam Oh I forgot one.......food orders from a resturant that taste STALE and gross.......... |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by BlueMeanie on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:04pm I sell on ebay and ship 3 times a week at the post office. Things I HATE: 1. People who don't use the right envelopes. 2. People who don't fill the address portion until they get to the counter. 3. People who don't know to fill out a customs form for overseas packages. 4. People who haven't sealed their boxes and wait to use the post office tape at the counter. 5. People who bring a hundred envelopes, buy stamps, then proceed to stick stamps on envelopes while at the counter. 6. People who can't decide if they want priority, express, or parcel post. 7. People who use credit cards. If you can't afford $5 to ship an item, don't ship it. 8. People that get upset and waste others time waiting to talk to a manager. That's about all the upsets me at the post office. If it wasn't for stupid customers, the trip would be a piece of cake. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Melissa on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:10pm People who act like the stubborn zit just below your lower lip that no matter how much it hurts when you try to squeeze the shit out of it, it JUST WON'T POP!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:17pm I drug a box out of the new big fancy Petco yesturday that weighed as much as I do cuz there was no one to help me.....took an half hour to get the guy stocking fish tanks to notice I needed or 'wanted' some help then when I got what I wanted I had no way to get the dam thing out of the store. The clerk called for someone then he took off too. I was in that store a dam hour and no one was doing anything but stocking little fishes in big tanks......was two people doin it and then they stood around and talked while I paced around them NEEDED to ask some questions. I got so mad I loaded the big box in a cart........brute strenght suddenly.......and wheeled it out the best I could to my truck. Then I couldn't get it IN my truck. As I fought to get it in the door and got it half stuck my dam cart took off down the parking lot with a few items still in it. Nothing I could do......it stopped when it slammed into the curb. Just glad it didn't try to cross the busy intersection........it could of happen'd. I was so mad that I had to go thru all that.....not supposed to lift that much anyhow. Oh well if my back would of snapped I could of sued them and owned that store. Wow.....what comfort is that Pam Am in a rant and rave mood........thanks Rex......I feel better now...............(kind of) |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Jonny on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:30pm Next time Pam, TELL them you need help or you want your money back. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by nani on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:47pm 1. Shit lists ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:51pm on 09/14/05 at 18:47:21, nani wrote:
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:06pm People who are disrespectful, or downright rude, to people they feel are beneath them. People who have to ruin others' live in order to be happy. People who pick their noses in the car next to me while I'm driving on the freeway. Drunk (or high) drivers. People who are intolerant of others' views. Gay-bashers. Rapists. Anyone who abuses a child, or another innocent. People who take and take and take and never give back or say thanks. Friends who need you and need you but aren't there when you need them. Anyone who says, "oh, i get those. take an aspirin and a quick nap." Anyone who says 'i love you' but doesn't mean it. Friends or family who speak ultra-harsh truths, in their opinion, and when you get upset, say it's for your own good. ... I could go on and on.... |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Melissa on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:11pm on 09/14/05 at 19:06:12, alienspacebabe wrote:
sorry Liz... [smiley=curtain.gif] |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Jonny on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:16pm on 09/14/05 at 19:06:12, alienspacebabe wrote:
OMFG..........2 MPH and they are dug into the second knuckle........I always make them know I see that by beeping and finger jestures. I dont need that shit first thing in the morning!!!! |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Charlie on Sep 14th, 2005, 8:18pm Geico ads, Drug ads, Drug stores Doctors selling unnecessary surgery to finance golf vacations. There oughta be a law. People who have the bizarre notion that I want to hear indecipherable baby talk on the telephone. I love my new sorta niece but I hate people who let little kids answer the phone for five minutes with no translation. Depak Chopra Those creepy guys that shake your hand and won't let go. Creationists and book burners. John Edward's con game. No more Larry; please! Finally, Jonny and Don's public love tryst. Get a video! http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/friends.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/male.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/lens.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/censor.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/blah.gif |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by BobG on Sep 14th, 2005, 9:05pm Cell phones. Anybody that uses a cell phone. Answering machines. Cell phones with "Please leave a message" message. And after last week end.... The Emergency Room at Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas. Don't ever go there. You will be lucky to come out alive! Incomptent, inefficient, unprofessional, uneducated, don't give a damn bunch of as$holes. And cell phones. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by blossom on Sep 14th, 2005, 10:30pm Dog farts |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Ree on Sep 14th, 2005, 11:03pm OK HERE'S MY LIST...... REXTANGLES #4 OF HIS LIST ECHO'S #2 I GOT THAT TOO FRANK'S #11 MAN THAT SUCKS WHAT COOTIE SAID WHAT LIZZIE (ASB) SAID TOO REXTANGLES #10 HAVE JURY DUTY THIS MONTH TOO I AGREE WITH JONNY, ..... I AGREE WITH BOB I DISAGREE WITH CHARLIE....I LOVE DEEPAK AND JOHN I HATE CLOWNS TOO FRANK.... BLOSSOM CAT FARTS ARE WORSE...... I ALMOST MISSED BLUE..... AHAHHHHH POST OFFICE HATERS.... DAVE WORKS THERE........ I GUESS I WAS TOO LATE TO WRITE A SHIT LIST.... YOU GUYS SAID IT ALL FIRST...... |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Mr. Happy on Sep 14th, 2005, 11:18pm Clowns...somebody said clowns..... Clowns (http://www.mushys.com/Tae/puke.html) Love that Tae, RJ |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Woobie on Sep 14th, 2005, 11:40pm That's halarious Randy - Ramon used to work for the Ground Round ... for like 11 years........ he wasn't the clown tho. LOL and my list........... I hate the doctor's office. You call to get an appointment and the stupid receptionist wants to know the problem. Then - the nurse that comes in to take your blood pressure wants to know the problem. I just wanna tell the DOCTOR... not everyone else. (irritates me!) I also hate the driver's license place. Take a number.... and wait for hours............. t. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by LeLimey on Sep 15th, 2005, 3:29am In no particular order.. Indian Call centres, Junk mail telling me what I've won.. Slugs Jaspers' ex neuro. HDido in all his incarnations! Speed Camera's and the SOB who invented them Queues in the supermarket. I don't want to bloody be there anyway! Shops having Christmas stuff in before its even the middle of September. WTF?! Automated telephone calls and bloody "Greensleeves" People trying to sign me up for credit cards when I'm shopping. Cricket. More cricket. The bloody Ashes! Oh and now its football season.. Man Utd!! |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Charlie on Sep 15th, 2005, 3:51am Helen: You reminded me of the most insidious thing of the last century: "The Little Drummer Boy" at Christmas, played 700 times a day on radio, markets, malls, department stores, broadcast on the streets, restaurants.....Ah...kill me now. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/blow top.gif Have to agree with you on "Greensleves." Bleaugh. There are so many..... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/bat.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 15th, 2005, 8:23am on 09/14/05 at 16:51:02, rextangle wrote:
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather use a Pawn Shop. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by seasonalboomer on Sep 15th, 2005, 8:46am Anyone who's first words back to you are: "And what kind of insurance do you have?" |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Frank_W on Sep 15th, 2005, 8:52am Christmas music.... Oh crap... Especially when it starts two days before Hallowe'en!! WTF?? >:( LMAO, RJ! Great story... |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by sandie99 on Sep 15th, 2005, 9:21am Shit list? Don't you mean CHit list...? ;) Halls of residence staff: they never show up when they're needed! >:( Our shower has been broken for 8 days now and we have called, emailed, asked personally it to be fixed, called again. They've promised TWICE that "it will we fixed today". Well, I'd like to see WHAT day they mean... >:( Radio Finland. It you're feeling suicital, listen to this station and you'll jump for sure! Perfect station to use if you want to torture war prisoners. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 15th, 2005, 9:24am on 09/14/05 at 23:18:40, Mr. Happy wrote:
Hey!!! I resemble that remark!!! http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d734b3127cce944456d9ee7b00000016108EZs2rJy0ba |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by unsolved1 on Sep 15th, 2005, 9:34am Gas Gougers !! http://home.insightbb.com/~cluster/gas.jpg |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by jcmquix on Sep 15th, 2005, 10:28am on 09/15/05 at 03:29:09, LeLimey wrote:
This one is a Real Pain in the A** ;;D Charlie |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by jimbo on Sep 15th, 2005, 10:30am 1.People who fill out the check after they get their total. 2.People who have an answering machine message that includes the name of their goddamn pets! 3. People who leave me a message at home that says they will try me on my cell phone! (vice/versa) 4. My neighbor who was told to cut down that old rotten tree but didn't. I just got power back after 30 hrs. in the dark because the ignorant bastard didn't do what he should have. (It fell causing the outage).) 5. The same neighbor who asked if he could borrow my generator for a while to run his fridge.. (Yeah right!) 6. The bus driver who takes off before my little guy (6 yrs.) has a chance to sit down in his seat. Fuckin idiot 7. jonny ;;D I'll thing of something! LMAO Seeya, Jimbo |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 15th, 2005, 1:52pm Well, I'm glad to see that we all have lots in commun! I thought I was the only sarcastic bastard around... ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by jimbo on Sep 15th, 2005, 4:25pm Sarcasm,Orgasm. I get off on both! ;;DLMAO Seeya, Jimbo |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Charlie on Sep 15th, 2005, 5:12pm Wind chimes within 500 feet of my house Idiots driving Humvees in the city. Basketball.....sorry guys but bores me to death. FM religious radio so strong that blows off other stations. Charlie http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/grab_3.gif?SSImageQuality=Full |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by purpleydog on Sep 15th, 2005, 5:17pm People who when two lanes are turning in the same direction, try to cross into your lane halfway through the turn while you're in it, cause they think there's no one on the road but them. People who don't listen or pay attention. Hypocrites Taking a rubberband off of a big wad of cash, I always snap myself with it. Leaving my truck windows open then it starts raining. Going to the bank for change, and waiting while the teller counts out the stacks of cash FOUR times before she gives it to me. That's it. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Sandy_C on Sep 15th, 2005, 5:25pm This is tough because there's so many. Cat hair and dog hair all over the house hubby's dirty underwear on TOP of the hamper instead of in it 2 hr wait in doc's office to get re-fill on scrip for ear infection She said I had to be re-checked (takes all of 30 sec), waited 2 hrs and walked out. They did not send me a bill. Basketball Baseball (and I grew up in it cuz my dad was a pro pitcher) Network TV programs - go off channel always My wonderful county commissioners who are the laughing stock of the world. My local school board who thinks bussing kids across the county is good for them. Spiders Liver and onions Drivers with cell phones glued to their ears (that's a given for all of us I think) The guy in the white Humvee with the humongus chrome grill/bumper thing that tailgates me to the post office every morning. Someday, I'm gonna stomp on my brakes and then I'll own that Hummer and everything else he might have. Gimme time, I'll come up with more ;;D Sandy |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by jimbo on Sep 15th, 2005, 5:34pm My Kid, For not refilling the fuckin toilet paper roll! All ass-pipes who insist on leaving their radio on while filling up at the gas station. And all guys who drive girly cars ;;D Seeya, jimbo |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rickyshot on Sep 15th, 2005, 7:59pm in no particular order playa haters or those with a red eye (envy, jealously, coveting) yeah like Charlie people who let their brats oops I mean the little darlings (very young children) answer the phones or even better so and so wants to talk to you and they hand the phone to the little heathen who can't converse and stays on for five minutes or until you hang up. People who think you want to talk to their pets on the phone WTF???? bullys or people who prey on the innocent and/or defenseless. the government. pro athletes who make what day care worker, teachers and/or whoever has your childs life in their hands for a while should be making and getting adulation. the government. men who cheat (does that mean all men are on my shit list??? HMMMMM) fucking CH able bodied young folk who can work but stay on welfare. the government....(did I mention them). people who when hearing that you have CH or one of my freakin complicated migraines comment Oh that happens to me I just take an Advil and lay down. NIMROD if the advil helped , you did not have a fucken migraine and let us not even get into CH. People with all those "cures" and answers. It worked for them. I repeat then you did not have CH NIMROD. the government. ::) ::) ::) |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 16th, 2005, 8:38am on 09/15/05 at 19:59:25, rickyshot wrote:
2 years dating and 15 years married to the same woman. 100% faithfull the entire time. Take me off of your list please. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by nani on Sep 16th, 2005, 8:42am on 09/16/05 at 08:38:49, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Yeah, there are lots of faithful men. Those of us lucky enough to have them don't talk about them much. We only hear about the cheatin' dawgs. Take my hubby off, too, please. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by sandie99 on Sep 16th, 2005, 8:53am on 09/15/05 at 16:25:15, jimbo wrote:
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by ghost62 on Sep 16th, 2005, 9:53am Take me off the list too. been a good boy 17ooops 18 years as of the 24th this month |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 16th, 2005, 1:30pm Married 3 times... (I'm the champ) With Heather for 9 years now... 100% faithfull. But, as you girls always say "All the good ones are married" ;;D |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by Charlie on Sep 16th, 2005, 3:47pm Those little paws that follow your curser around on a website. Judge Judy and all the sceamer domestic rant shows like it. Charlie |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rickyshot on Sep 16th, 2005, 5:15pm Those of you who don't cheat can't make the shit list in the first place. Y'all got any brothers??? ::) |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by rextangle on Sep 16th, 2005, 5:20pm Yeah, I got a brother, but he's on my shitlist!!! ;) |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by BobG on Sep 16th, 2005, 5:25pm on 09/16/05 at 17:15:34, rickyshot wrote:
I have two brothers. Neither of them cheat on their wives. They should, but don't. |
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Title: Re: What's your $h*t list? Post by ghost62 on Sep 16th, 2005, 5:41pm 3 1 is divorced and i living with a aw heck call him married and 1 single. |
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