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(Message started by: alienspacebabe on Sep 14^th, 2005, 9:25am)

Title: Chocolate
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 14^th, 2005, 9:25am

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

Clearly, chocolate is a vegetable. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. A bean is a vegetable. Wait! There's more! Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. QED: chocolate is a vegetable.

Chocolate-covered raisins, -cherries, -orange slices and -strawberries all count as fruit. Eat as many as you want. Fruits are an important part of the Food Pyramid.

Hot tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off Your appetite and you'll eat less.

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, chocolate is therapeutic.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

[not written by ASB]

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Langa on Sep 14^th, 2005, 9:48am

LMAO! These are good… [smiley=laugh.gif]

I’m not a chocolate lover though…my friends can’t fathom that…guess there’s something wrong with me… :-/

Langa

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by minnie on Sep 14^th, 2005, 9:53am

OMG [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] I have been depriving myself of one of the best things for my body to eat.I should have known that chocolate was good for you.Theres gotta be one great tasting food thats good for you too.Thanks ASB for the info I better get started on my butterfingers,almond joy,dove bars,easter bunny ear (thats all that left of the poor thing :'( ) three muskateers and milkey way bars. gotta go to the store and stock up.Goodbye carrots [smiley=wave.gif] and celery hello reeces peanut butter cups. [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=inlove.gif] ;;D

MMMMMMMMMminnnie

M&m's melt in your mouth not in your hands = clean keyboard [smiley=bulb2.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 14^th, 2005, 10:59am

on 09/14/05 at 09:53:45, minnie wrote:

I better get started on my ...easter bunny ear (thats all that left of the poor thing [smiley=laugh.gif]

You don't eat the ears first? The ears are the best part, imho...

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by sandie99 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 12:03pm

Don't worry, Maria... I'm not a chocolate lover either. That's one thing I didn't inherit from my dad. But I've always thought that he loved it so much that he ate enough of chocolate for the both of us!

But this is great post. I'm going to forward this to my chocolate-loving friends... ;;D

Sanna

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by ghost62 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 12:06pm

MMMmmmmm Chocolate Donuts ;;D

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by cootie on Sep 14^th, 2005, 12:52pm

I ended up eating semi sweet choc chips out of a bag in handfuls last nite.....best way to nail a choc-o-tack......anyone ever try the new candy bar cookies ? There's peanut butter cups ones, mint, and mounds and few others. Ya get 4 lill cookies in a bag. HOLY CHOC SHIT are they ever good........don't start on em cuz ya won't ever be able to quit !! I used to buy boxes of choc mint Girlscout cookies and eat all of them in a couple days. I have a real weakness for em leme tell ya !!! And so glad there seasonal.....until that dreadful day I disover'd the mint candy bar cookies !!!! OMG.......now I can get em everytime I go into a store or gas station. Just say NO Pam

Got into the Mounds cookie pack last nite.....had to eat em all to get rid of em. They come in a flat pack of 4 cookies different flavors. Cats ass...........yum....... :P

PS: There's also the new whipped choc small yogart's at the store (not in fat free yet tho)......got some of them the other day (choc-addict here) and they taste a bit odd......like a choc cream pie that sat out too long. There's cherry choc and choc mouse....I 'll get used to that wierd taste tho...........cho is OH SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOED......jus thought I'd add that or you yogart fans !!

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by giffy76 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 12:54pm

I tried some chocolate flovored beer a few weaks ago, and let me tell you. [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by cootie on Sep 14^th, 2005, 1:02pm

ICK.....isn't that choc beer NASTY !!!! Tried some not long ago........gag gag gag choke spit. There is also pineapple beer.......and some other fruity stuff. Blech. Stop over for snort of 'shine'........Brad'll be happy to share swig or two of his stash. Mite wanna stay a while and put yer feet up tho or have a driver. Me.....I go straight to PEUK stage.......I miss the fun part Pam ;;D

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Ueli on Sep 14^th, 2005, 3:08pm

Since the topic is 'Chocolate', here's how one variety is made:

http://tinypic.com/dop8x3.gif

[smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by nani on Sep 14^th, 2005, 3:24pm

You ain't right, Ueli!

note to self: no more kisses.

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Opus on Sep 14^th, 2005, 3:30pm

Great, now I am hungry,

I would like a chocolate covered..........

Wait wrong site!

Opus/Paul who is confused by too many tabs ;;D

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Langa on Sep 14^th, 2005, 3:33pm

Thanks Paul...
Now I'm really NOT into chocolate... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by ghost62 on Sep 14^th, 2005, 3:39pm

on 09/14/05 at 15:30:15, Opus wrote:

Great, now I am hungry,

I would like a chocolate covered..........kitties

Wait wrong site!

Opus/Paul who is confused by too many tabs ;;D

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 14^th, 2005, 3:59pm

I don't have a special affinity for chocolate but anything with nougat Yeh! (Nougat has lots of egg and nuts)

But then I'm no omnivore but a dead straight carnivore. Meat and salt, thats about it.

You have this one time a day and you're filled. I think I originate from the Khoi/Bushman. 1 sheep or buck a week, consumated in one day, belly protruding like a woman just about to give birth and then nothing until the next week when hunger makes you look at anything resembling food again.

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 14^th, 2005, 6:58pm

on 09/14/05 at 12:52:23, cootie wrote:

I used to buy boxes of choc mint Girlscout cookies and eat all of them in a couple days. I have a real weakness for em leme tell ya !!

Freeze em.... they're even better.

(Note to self: Dove bars don't curb a chocolate attack.)

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by cootie on Sep 14^th, 2005, 7:35pm

kitties........oh oh more cat abuse. Geeze......no way could I eat a goat or sheep or whatever a week.....blech......I'm not too carnivourous anyhow and I'd make a bad Jungle Pam.......but give me a pizza, 4 blocks of diet pepsi and some cheese sticks and I am good for a month. Oh and a bag of York mint patties.....gotta have them. (did I mention beer too) Pam-ala-coots

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Opus on Sep 14^th, 2005, 8:00pm

on 09/14/05 at 15:39:55, ghost62 wrote:

Great, now I am hungry,

I would like a chocolate covered..........kitties

Wait wrong site!

Opus/Paul who is confused by too many tabs Grin

Now look what you did, you confused Cootie.

I actually meant pizza but then no one would know what that means.

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 14^th, 2005, 8:12pm

on 09/14/05 at 20:00:02, Opus wrote:

Now look what you did, you confused Cootie.

I actually meant pizza but then no one would know what that means.

Opus/Paul

Never tried chocolate-covered pizza.... guess that'll work for Friday night dinner.

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by BikerBob on Sep 14^th, 2005, 8:24pm

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d937b3127cce9281f9918c8500000015108AcuGThs3bt_

http://bestsmileys.com/tongs/22.gif

BB

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Charlie on Sep 14^th, 2005, 8:57pm

http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/heat.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Whew Bob :o

You've wrecked our lives Ueli. Over here Swiss chocolate is in the gormet section.

I hate you.

Charlie http://www.subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/misc/toothbrush.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Opus on Sep 15^th, 2005, 8:54am

on 09/14/05 at 20:12:18, alienspacebabe wrote:

Never tried chocolate-covered pizza.... guess that'll work for Friday night dinner.

I think the Babe got it,

I never tried it either but it sounds good.

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by TomM on Sep 15^th, 2005, 9:20am

ASB---PMS?
TomM

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by LeLimey on Sep 15^th, 2005, 11:30am

I have recipes for dessert pizza's if anyone wants them!! ;;D

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 15^th, 2005, 1:47pm

on 09/15/05 at 09:20:55, TomM wrote:

ASB---PMS?
TomM

I don't believe in PMS - it's merely the that period of time when the woman is always right, if you want to keep your balls intact.

and the desire for chocolate is PATBTFS

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by minnie on Sep 15^th, 2005, 2:44pm

on 09/15/05 at 11:30:14, LeLimey wrote:

I have recipes for dessert pizza's if anyone wants them!! ;;D

------------------------------------------------------------------
Helen can ya IM me the recipe for that sounds good.
Thanks MINNIE

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by LeLimey on Sep 15^th, 2005, 2:52pm

Job Done Minnie!! ;;D

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by Charlie on Sep 15^th, 2005, 3:57pm

Nobody mentioned chocolate covered ants?

Charlie http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//chocoShake.gif

Title: Re: Chocolate
Post by ghost62 on Sep 15^th, 2005, 4:05pm

I dont know but if you have seen my aunts eewwwww. ;;D