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Title: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by LadyElaine on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:33pm Elaine the Lady that always smiles and laughs and tells her funny stories. I am running out of laughter. It has been real hard for me to find a funny story. Its been hard for me to do anything. Maybe cause I am in cycle not real sure. I know getting up in the morning is hard and it gets harder. I get up in the morning have coffee with Buddy and Deveny. Then when they leave its either clean up the house or go back to bed til JD gets up. Then its get dressed eat breakfast . Then time to Teach JD his school work. JD can brighten my day with his laugh and smile some. I try to make his day fun. Once a week we go somewhere for a feild trip. The post office, the zoo, a nature walk, a dairy farm. School is out a 2 JD is free to watch TV , Play outside or on his computer. I clean, get things ready for dinner. At 7 everyone has finally gotten home.We eat Deveny cleans up the kitchen takes over with JD. Buddy goes in his Den watches sports on TV. I go in my room and watch a movie or just go to bed. Tnight I was in bed at 7 When I turn out the lights, I sometimes think it sure would be nice not to wake up. I am that tired. I get up with a cluster and I start the coffee. I then go to the shower and take a cold one.I get out and put on a robe and go get my coffee and head outside. I rock cry. I talk to God and say Lord please I am tired. Please Lord if I can't be health let me come home. I fight the beast till he leaves. Then I most of the time just sleep where ever I am when the pain leaves. On the porch, or I might make it to the sofa or bed. Tonight I made it to the computer. I wake up in the morning and it seems like it takes every bit of energy I have to put one foot in front of the other. Its not just clusters, its life in general. So many people dieing. Not just my family and friends. Everywhere. The world just seems so sad.The older I get it seems the sadder I get. I get mad cause i can't see as good as I use to. I can't walk as far as I use to with out stopping. I can't pick up things like I use to. Vacuming a floor seems so hard.. I don't know my kids any more, nor my Mom. I am not even sure I know who I am any more. I am so damn tired. Don't go thinking I am going to do something stupid beside writing this post. God will have to take me, I wouldn't do that to my family.! Could use a funny story or some good news thought maybe ya'll could help in that department. I could use a good laugh. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:36pm I'm here Elaine.. Love Ya.. hang on to all the love you know you have here Annette |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:42pm Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Mary. He asks her out to a movie, she accepts, they have a pretty good time. A few nights later, he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while, neither one of them is seeing anybody else. Then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Mary, and without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for exactly six months?” And then, there is silence in the car. To Mary, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself…Jeez; I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship, maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn’t want, or isn’t sure of. And Roger is thinking…. Gosh, six months. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:42pm And Mary is thinking… But hey, I’m not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I’d have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward… I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that kind of commitment? Do I really even know this person? And Roger is thinking… So that means it was… let’s see… February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer’s, which means…. Lemme check the odometer…. Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here. And Mary is thinking….He’s upset.. I can see it on his face. Maybe I’m reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment, maybe he has sensed, even before I sensed it- that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that’s it. That’s why he’s so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He’s afraid of being rejected. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:43pm And Roger is thinking… And I’m gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don’t care what those morons say; it’s still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It’s 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600. And Mary is thinking… He’s angry, and I don’t blame him. I’d be angry too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this but I can’t help the way I feel. I’m just not sure. And Roger is thinking… They’ll probably say I can only have a 90-day warranty. Scumbags! And Mary is thinking… Maybe I’m just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I’m sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, school-girl romantic fantasy. And Roger is thinking… Warranty? They want a warranty? I’ll give them a warranty. I’ll take their warranty and stick it right up their….. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:43pm “Roger” Mary says aloud. “What?” says Roger, startled. “Please don’t torture yourself like this” she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. “Maybe I should never have… Oh God, I feel so…” (She breaks into sobs.) “What?” says Roger. “I’m such a fool” Mary sobs. “I mean, I know there’s no knight. I really know that. It’s silly. There’s no knight, and there’s no horse.” “There’s no horse?” says Roger. “You think I’m a fool, don’t you?” Mary asks. “No!” says Roger, glad to finally know the right answer. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:44pm “It’s just that… it’s that I… I need some time.” Mary says. (There is a long pause, while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work. “Yes” he says. (Mary, deeply moved, touches his hand.) “Oh Roger, do you really feel that way?” “What way?” asks Roger. “That way about time.” Says Mary. “Oh” says Roger.. “Yes”. (Mary turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she may say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last, she speaks…………. “Thank you, Roger” she says. “Thank you”, says Roger |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Annette_Emond on Sep 13th, 2005, 10:44pm Then, he takes her home, and when she gets into bed, she lays there, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn. Roger gets back to his place, opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he has never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he’s pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it’s better if he doesn’t think about it. The next day, Mary will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours, in painstaking detail. They will analyze everything she said, and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusion, but never getting bored with it either. Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Mary’s, will pause just before serving, frown, and say….. “Norm, did Mary ever own a horse?” And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the difference between men and women. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Woobie on Sep 13th, 2005, 11:04pm I love you, Elaine!! I think everyone's feeling down and sad lately... it's not just you. There's a lot of things going on in the world that make you wonder about things, that's for sure. But there's also a lot of good out there... if you look for it. You've had a lot to deal with lately - and you're tired... you're emotionally drained. It's normal. Being in cycle doesn't help.... You will be OK. I know you will. You're strong and you can get thru it. I love you :-* tina |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by rextangle on Sep 13th, 2005, 11:27pm Dear Elaine, I'm so sorry that everything is so tuff for you. I can try to cheer you up by supplying you with a humoristic solution to your situation. STEP1: Get a Baboon. It may seem impossible but now with the internet... Once you own the Baboon here's how your day will go on your next post: I get up in the morning have coffee with Buddy and Deveny and the Baboon. Then when they leave its either clean up the house, because baboons are messy, or go back to bed til JD gets up. Then I dress up the baboon for absolutely no reason. Then time to each JD his school work, and teach the baboon not to poop on the TV. JD can brighten my day with his laugh and smile some, but the baboon has a tendancy to piss me off. I try to make his day fun. Once a week we go somewhere for a field trip. We took the baboon to the zoo and he thought we were touring Folsom Prison. Now the baboon is a Jonny Cash fan... School is out a 2 JD is free to watch TV. Play outside or on his computer while the baboon pretends to tap dance for 2 hours. I clean, get things ready for dinner. At 7 everyone has finally gotten home.We eat, and of course the baboon decides to relieve himself during dinner. I go in my room and watch a movie or just go to bed because life with a baboon is pretty exhausting. PLEASE STAY STRONG.... it will pass! Hugs, Rex ;) |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by cootie on Sep 13th, 2005, 11:49pm I think too many bad things goin on at once magnify's all the other bad stuff around.......then ya get to thinkin too hard and too heavy and depress yerself even more....then ya look at yourself and don't like what ya see or how ya feel. Then ya get to where ya can't see the light at the end of the tunnel......just the darkness around you. You stop looking for the good in anything and only see and feel the bad. You need to go out on the town and get drunk as hell. A good hangover sure will make ya look forward to a better day. If ya can't do that now make big plans for when the cycle ends.....go gamblin and stay at the hotel. Sumthin to look forward to. Or how bout a nice big ole hot tub to soak them blues away. Ya could rent a baboon to give ya a massage. Wash them blues rite outa yer hair Pam :-* |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Mastifflvr28 on Sep 14th, 2005, 12:16am Love you Elaine! take care, from one of your 2 friends :) Mast |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Pinkfloyd on Sep 14th, 2005, 12:44am on 09/14/05 at 00:16:10, Mastifflvr28 wrote:
Hmm....I knew you were special Mast but didn't know there were two people special enough to be Elaine's friend. Must make you feel really good. ;;D Rex is a friend of mine but look at him...all he thinks about are baboons. How'd you like to be 2nd to a baboon? :-/ Elaine...I see your problem.... "I then go to the shower and take a cold one.I get out and put on a robe " Ya gotta lose the robe! Makes cleaning a lot more fun. ;;D Bobw |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Cathi04 on Sep 14th, 2005, 1:03am Ok....Let's see, Mast is your second friend(the others will have to fight for pole position).....sooo, guess I'll be friend #3! Elaine, I'm so sorry the beast is hanging out with you again. I thought you had finally shaken him! I know you're strong, so I wont remind you to be so, but I will remind you, it's not the hits, it's the time between them that count! JD is lucky to spend his days with you, y'know. He is learning a kind, gentle way of life, where even the bugs are important. He's a lucky man! As for you.....coz this is what this is all about.... honey, you have to have the strength to ride this out! Plenty of rest, the right food...and taking care of your heart, too! The house will wait,and Buddy can pick up pizza....give E a break! As for a laugh, well, have you seen the piano stripper? LOL>>If not, I will send it to you.but NOT here! :-[ Of course, the gorilla is a good idea too.......... NOw, SMILE, girl.....at the very least, it confuses people! Cathi :-* edited to add....... here's a reason to smile....my grandson turns 8 next week. I asked him if he wanted a party at Grampa & Grandma's. He asked if he could make the cake with me....white cake, vanilla buttercream frosting-and if it could be big enough to share with all the people who didnt get a party or cake because of Katrina? And he wonders why I love him....... :-* |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Svenn on Sep 14th, 2005, 1:04am I'm here Elaine |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Charlie on Sep 14th, 2005, 2:46am Rats. No fair. You have too much living to do. Sorry you're hurting. You need to sit in a recliner (worked a bit for me) and watch really stupid poro movies that are so dumb that you fall out of your chair.....at least that's what they tell me..... http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/heehee.gif Kick the beast in the butt E. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Sean_C on Sep 14th, 2005, 3:29am Hang tough Elaine, hopefully it'll leave soon :'( Call me any time you need to day or night you know that. My doors always open for my friends. Huge hugs comin at ya [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] Sean..................................... (sp) |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by LeLimey on Sep 14th, 2005, 3:41am Elaine we love you! :-* It is a tough time in the world, both the big world and our little world here. Its the end of summer which is always depressing and you have so much on your plate too that it's amazing you keep going. You're an inspiration and knowing that you keep going feeling like this just makes you even more of one. You want something to giggle at huh? Well, just to cheer you up even more I'm sure YOU are teaching JD better than THESE kids got taught!! Apparently these are all taken from GCSE and A level English papers. Enjoy! The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a lamppost. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a tumble dryer. McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a paper bag filled with vegetable soup. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m travelling at 55 mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play. The red brick wall was the colour of a brick-red crayon. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long it had rusted shut. The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of Family Fortunes. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do. Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a student on 31p-a-pint night. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something. Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter." She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up. It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before. The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin Cook MP, Leader of the House of Commons, in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free cashpoint. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze like an oscillating electric fan set on medium. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a dustcart reversing. She was as easy as the Daily Star crossword. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature British beef. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs. Her voice had that tense, grating quality, like a first-generation thermal paper fax machine that needed a band tightened. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 14th, 2005, 5:59am Hope things look better in the light of day for you. Hang in there - you have a wealth of friends at your fingertips and they're all sending you hugs. Check your email, hon! Hugs Carol |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by E-Double on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:43am [smiley=hug.gif] Ya ever wonder about this one..................... http://www.chud.com/chudvd/reviews/images5/familyguy06.jpg Not like there's anything wrong with it [smiley=laugh.gif] Feel good my friend! |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by nani on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:16am :( [smiley=hug.gif] It's too early, so I have no funny stories, yet. But I'm one of your friends. When you start feeling down, you can ask JD to tell you a joke. Hearing a little one tell a joke always cracks me up. And you can remember that you have many friends here. We love you, hun!! hugs and love, nani PS...don't get a baboon. They smell and I can't imagine what it would be like to have to look at a bright red ass all day. :-/ |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by minnie on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:25am Hope these make you laugh Elaine.Hon I know what your going through my girls are my world.when you get really down turn on the show showing babies being born or sneak onto the maternity ward to look at the babies in the nursrey. God makes miracles every day so find one. Even bettter give JD a big hug and tell him about the day he was born and stories of his first year of life they love that. LOve yourfriend Minnie http://funnyfunpages.com/inner.htm http://www.ticz.com/homes/users/bob/The-Rope/The-Rope.htm http://funnyfunpages.com/mudpuddles.htm http://funnyfunpages.com/frogstory.htm http://www.wtv-zone.com/jizoint546/max/max11index.html http://funnyfunpages.com/dorothyedna.htm http://funnyfunpages.com/blessings.htm |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Melissa on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:34am First of all, this... Quote:
scares me. ;;D Secondly, here is one of my favorite songs by Jars of Clay called "Faith Like a Child". Frank has read the lyrics before and now I want you to. Quote:
Now, if I can just get SeanC to post the song itself, then I'd be thrilled. ;) Basically what the song is saying, is to try and see the world, and the love, with eyes like a child. Remember when we were kids? Life was good, we viewed the world as this wonderous place that we were in awe of. And I SO do feel what you mean about seeing all the death, destruction, etc. as we get older. I think it's cause we lost the child in us, the innocence. But it's still out there honey, and it can be tapped. Anyway, you know I'm here for you hon. Keep an eye on your snail mail, cause in about 2-3 days you'll get somethin from me. :) Love u, mel |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by rickyshot on Sep 14th, 2005, 7:37am As you may or may not know I am episodic too and when in cycle always get depressed and suicidal. The brain rules the body and behavior. CH is a lot more than the pain as that were not Hell enough. :'( HANG IN THERE. Feel free to vent. [smiley=hug.gif] |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Frank_W on Sep 14th, 2005, 8:01am [smiley=hug.gif] Hang in there, Elaine. I wish there were more I could say or do... :'( Keep your chin up, you brave, strong lady. :) |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Jackie on Sep 14th, 2005, 8:12am Bless your heart..... Now....do you have any idea how many people love you? Well....it's a bunch! Shit piles up and when we carry it around it drags us down. You've been through some real battles lately but things will get better.......I promise... :) Now....I want you to get your dobber/bobber up my friend. You sound 'lower than whale shit' and it breaks my heart. You need to mind me....remember what I told you yesterday? Well, I'm gonna call you today and tell you again.... ;;D Topic: Elaine needs to do something just for Elaine!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK....ya wanna laugh....think what my face looked like Monday morning when I saw that picture of my son and the Vegas showgirl with "Just Married" written on it...LMAO (I HATE cluster headaches and what they do to you all!!!!!) I love you my friend, Jackie |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Margi on Sep 14th, 2005, 9:05am holy wow, Jackie - I'd have paid money to see your face too! Yikes! :o Now, TS...do you need me to come down there and kick your Georgia ass or what? Go get that nipple chain you have and put it on. Sit on your front porch and just wait for reactions from passersby. Do it. I dare ya. hugs and love, TS |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 14th, 2005, 9:15am Lets see...... How can I make Elaine Smile?? Hmmmmmmmm................... How about? THIS!!!!! http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d723b3127cce939abf6bdd6700000016108EZs2rJy0ba If that doesn't work, I'll have to get out the clown nose. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 14th, 2005, 9:47am There's nothing I can say that will be enough.... but I can send you a [smiley=hug.gif] |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by cootie on Sep 14th, 2005, 12:38pm Ahh dude add a pink thong to that shirt and you playin yer guitar and you got a hit........The Pink Pirates Band Pam |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by LadyElaine on Sep 14th, 2005, 1:17pm Thanks for the smile I needed that. I am sorry I posted last night. I shouldn't have. I know when I am depressed and I try to stay away from everyone when I am so not to bring anyone else down. It will go away. I don't even feel like talking. Give me a few days and I will be back to bugging ya'll with my funny stuff. Eyes I like that hat LOL Annette Thank you. That is about the truth of things. I slept with my Yellow Rabbit last night. LOL I love ya guys ! Cat Thanks for calling, sorry if I wasn't talkative today, I am just here LOL It will get better. I am going to lay on the sofa now and watch cartoons with JD. :-) |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by sandie99 on Sep 14th, 2005, 1:27pm Elaine, [smiley=hug.gif] You said that you shoudn't have post the post you did. But I'm glad that you did! I understand very well the sadness you wrote about. And that how everything can feel too much. I admire your honesty more than I can express. And that you trust your family so much that you told us! You know, at times like that, I come here. Okay, I'm here more often than that, but the great people in here know how to cheer up! :) I think that when you wrote here, that was the best thing to do. I just wish that the next time I feel that my world is nothing but darkness, I have the courage to tell about it honestly to someone like you did. I usually hide all that inside, write to my diary and wish that I could talk about it to someone. I recall reading your posts since the very first times I came here. :) You're a wonderful person and I wish that one day I'll get to meet you in person. :) I wish there would be something I could do...Let me know. I know the distance between Finland and US makes things bit difficult, but I'm always IM/email/skype call away! :) Best wishes, Sanna :) |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 14th, 2005, 2:02pm on 09/14/05 at 13:17:06, LadyElaine wrote:
Why??? That's what this place is for. If you want to see posts that shouldn't have been made, look at the nonsense I posted on Saturday night. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by minnie on Sep 14th, 2005, 4:48pm hello from :screenname: sloopy Battyface ::) real name : Dorky Battyface ::) whats your Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know >including the person that sent it to you. Here is your dose of humour... A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Melissa on Sep 14th, 2005, 6:13pm I am Sleezy Farkletush. That is my new and improved porn name. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I am so tired need a Friend or two. Post by Bob P on Sep 15th, 2005, 1:51pm Lady, Right now I'm reading a book, "90 Minutes in Heaven". I think you'll find a lot of pertinent things in it if you get a chance to read it. Hang tough. Boob |
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