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(Message started by: Jayne on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:29pm)
Title: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jayne on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:29pm
How many Clusterheadache.com  listees does it take to change a
light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com and start the cr*p
all over again



Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Svenn on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:31pm
YYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII folk`s

Our Jayne is back and alive   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]




Happy now Jas ?     ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:35pm
And there you have our entire membership.

Welcome back Jayne.

Have you tried the long life light bulbs? They don't need to be changed as often and use less electricity.  ;;D

http://https://www.drleonards.com/items/49924_large.gif

Crap!! My link don't work.

http://www.topbulb.com/images/NewTopbulbImages/Topbulb%20Cat%20Icons/compact.jpg
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Melissa on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:36pm
woooooohoooooooooooo!!!  just another day at the funny farm! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

good to see you nutter
:-*mel
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by broomhilda on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:37pm
[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Nice to see you Jayne! Welcome back!
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Margi on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:41pm
so, um, Jayne - are you saying that we are no different than any other assembled group of internet whackos?  You got a lotta nerve, lady.   >:(

By the way - I found a local supplier for mushy peas.  So if you're ever in need, let me know ok?   :-*

p.s.  thanks for the reality check.
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by LadyElaine on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:52pm
[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

The best Post all day! ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Peppermint on Sep 12th, 2005, 3:59pm
Jaynee, Jaynee... love to see you do it your way, hehe ;;D
big hugs,
Patty
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Cathi04 on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:21pm
                           [smiley=bow.gif]

Jayne......you've got a way about ya..y'know??????

It is great to see you post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stick around for the aftershocks, honey!

Cathi
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:31pm
[smiley=bulb.gif]    [smiley=bulb2.gif]

And one to post smiley face lightbulb (or light bulb) .gifs


Welcome back, Jayne...Missed ya!!

;;D

DD
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:43pm
Hi Jane now I also know about light bulbs, btw this I believe is the correct spelling in accordance with the Oxford dictionary.

I must however strongly dissagree with Svenn's spelling of YIPI.

I also have light bulbs in my house but I do recommend the energy savers.  A word of caution though they also get hot when in use.

I thoroughly disaggree with Exploding Eyeball on the merits of long life light bulbs as I believe you only get long life batteries and I do not like Melissa's tone of voice.  Broomie must be careful not to gargle near electrical appliances.

Margi this topic is about light bulbs and not mushy peas, it is not at all relevant to this site.
Lady Elaine I take offence at the finger signs you post and this constant talking in code and Patti laughing about the topic, it shows no sensitivity.

Cathi I agree with you on this one that this post by Jane is gonna cause quite a few aftershocks and that is just what this site needed at this time.

Now the story about how my cat ate a light bulb...
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by LeLimey on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:45pm
Most illuminating! ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Margi on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:47pm

on 09/12/05 at 16:43:22, Jasmyn wrote:
this post by Jane is gonna cause quite a few aftershocks


Jasmyn, it's "Jayne".  She gets really pissed off when you spell her name wrong.  
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by rextangle on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:48pm
Brilliant! I feel enlightened by this experience ;)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:52pm
Thanks Margy for correcting me, sorry Jane.  Do I have to delete my name now from the board? ::)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:53pm
I'm not concentrating, sorry Jayne.
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:53pm

on 09/12/05 at 16:52:38, Jasmyn wrote:
Thanks Margy for correcting me, sorry Jane.  Do I have to delete my name now from the board? ::)

[smiley=spit.gif]
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Margi on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:54pm
oooh, you're good.

No problem, Jasmine.  Or...sorry, do you prefer Jaz?
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:55pm
or Jazzy ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by rextangle on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:56pm
Jayne, you forgot one:

One to try to change the bulb and 9 others to say that changing bulbs is not a cure! ;)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:56pm
or just Hen ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:57pm

Quote:
No problem, Jasmine.  Or...sorry, do you prefer Jaz?


I dance and change light bulbs to any tune.
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Melissa on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:57pm
OMFG, you all better be at next years convention! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 4:59pm

on 09/12/05 at 16:57:12, Jasmyn wrote:
I dance and change light bulbs to any tune.

Even to the tune of henz peckn on the floor [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:02pm

on 09/12/05 at 16:59:35, ghost62 wrote:
Even to the tune of henz peckn on the floor [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D


Goat you're totally off the beaten track now but yes at this stage in my life I'm sure my dancing resembles something close to that. ::)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:04pm
:-*  ;)  [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] [smiley=curtain.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=finger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:13pm
Goat I am strongly offended by your smilies and hope you realize that this is a decent site about light bulbs and that behaviour like yours will get you kicked off.

TROLLL ALERT!  TROLLL ALERT!
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:15pm
Sorry people I mean:

GOAT ALERT! GOAT ALERT!  :-[
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:16pm
Ooops!  I actually mean this Troll looks like a goat.

I'm confused.
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:39pm
[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=bulb2.gif] [smiley=bulb.gif] [smiley=curtain.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif]
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by purpleydog on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:56pm
Not to mention the two who will delete their profiles from getting flamed about their grammar/ usage of lightbulbs/ light bulbs.

Excellent post Jayne. Good to see you!  ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jimi on Sep 12th, 2005, 5:59pm
    Who is Jayne?  Someone enLIGHTen me.
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ghost62 on Sep 12th, 2005, 6:01pm
Isnt she the bright spot at the dark end of the universe? ;)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Sean_C on Sep 12th, 2005, 6:04pm
ROTMFFLMMFAO ain't it the truth  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Thats my family ;;D And I love'm with all my heart ;;D

Sean................................. ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 12th, 2005, 6:37pm
Jayne - so glad to see you back.  You bring a breath of fresh air to this place - not to mention an entirely different comedic talent!

Hugs
Carol
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by E-Double on Sep 12th, 2005, 7:03pm
http://www.gaines.com/store/Natureworks/627455.jpg

Missed ya "Lucy" [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Charlie on Sep 12th, 2005, 8:24pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/read b.gif

WB Jayne. The world is back on its axis.

Charlie http://smaylik.by.ru/i/274.gif?SSImageQuality=Full
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Melissa on Sep 12th, 2005, 8:26pm

on 09/12/05 at 20:24:11, Charlie wrote:
The world is back on its axis.

No it isn't Charlie.  You're just leaning sideways. ;;D


modified a billion times because I'm a typo waiting to happen ::)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by BobG on Sep 12th, 2005, 11:31pm

on 09/12/05 at 15:29:18, Jayne wrote:
Thirteen to quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Yeah, what they said.
And....Me too on what Margi said about a Happy Birthday tomorrow.
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by BlueMeanie on Sep 13th, 2005, 12:11am
And don't forget a bunch of those southerners who will say its' not bulbs, its' bubs.

Happy Birthday Jayne.  :)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by sandie99 on Sep 13th, 2005, 1:05am
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jayne, great post! I love to laugh first thing when I come here. Thank you. :)

Sanna :)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by madaline on Sep 13th, 2005, 2:03am
Jayne, thanks for the "illuminating discourse". I needed some humorous distraction as I sit here at 3AM, since !:20AM, waiting for the pain to subside. It was great!  Madaline
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by rickyshot on Sep 13th, 2005, 7:41am

on 09/13/05 at 00:11:56, BlueMeanie wrote:
And don't forget a bunch of those southerners who will say its' not bulbs, its' bubs.

Happy Birthday Jayne.  :)

It IS bubs and y'all yankees can kiss my grits..

What about the poster (usually a troll) who has a new invention therefore no need for lightbulbs anymore ;)
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by giffy76 on Sep 13th, 2005, 7:48am
Who need light bulbs/bubs when ya got gas lights? they serve two purposes, light your home and cook hot dogs. Not recomended for you Oxygen junkies ;;D
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 13th, 2005, 8:07am

on 09/13/05 at 07:48:25, giffy76 wrote:
Who need light bulbs/bubs when ya got gas lights? they serve two purposes, light your home and cook hot dogs. Not recomended for you Oxygen junkies ;;D


Giffy must be a troll because he does not understand light bulbs, have no use for them and diss our meds! :o
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by nani on Sep 13th, 2005, 8:19am
OMG...this thread has me ROTFLMAO!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Does this sound familiar??
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Sep 13th, 2005, 8:19am
Who needs a light bulb when you can do this?

http://www.fundmental.com/funpages/imgs/badgas.jpg


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