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(Message started by: Svenn on Sep 9^th, 2005, 4:38am)

Title: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by Svenn on Sep 9^th, 2005, 4:38am

Thursday, September 8, 2005

Weatherman Claims Japanese Mafia Behind Hurricane Katrina
POCATELLO, Idaho (Wireless Flash) – Here’s a theory that’s sure to cause a storm of controversy: A meteorologist in Pocatello, Idaho, claims Japanese gangsters known as the Yakuza caused Hurricane Katrina.
Scott Stevens says after looking at NASA satellite photos of the hurricane, he’s is convinced it was caused by electromagnetic generators from ground-based microwave transmitters.

The generators emit a soundwave between three and 30 megahertz and Stevens claims the Russians invented the storm-creating technology back in 1976 and sold it to others in the late 1980s.

Stevens says the clouds formed by the generators are different than normal clouds and are able to appear out of nowhere and says Katrina had many rotation points that are unusual for hurricanes.

At least ten nations and organizations possess the technology but Stevens suspects the Japanese Yakuza created Katrina in order to make a fortune in the futures market and to get even with the U.S. for the 1945 bombing of Hiroshima.

Stevens will discuss the storm creation theory tomorrow night (Sep. 9) on an internet radio show at www.thesciencedetective.com

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Svenn ::) ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 9^th, 2005, 6:06am

This guy shows typical signs of a man who does not follow the instructions to work his microwave with a closed door. ::)

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by maffumatt on Sep 9^th, 2005, 6:17am

i bet he has a hat just like Gators..............

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by vig on Sep 9^th, 2005, 6:51am

aren't the Yakuza the same guys that put the WMDs in Iraq and then pulled them out so nobody could find them? and didn't they dope Rafael Palmeiro's drink? I bet THEY'RE the ones that told Bob Novak about Valerie Plame too!
damn nips

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by giffy76 on Sep 9^th, 2005, 6:51am

Damn! I want one of them thingies, I could have all kinds of fun with my bosses house!

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by sandie99 on Sep 9^th, 2005, 6:52am

Some people just don't know that some things should not be said out loud...ever. ::)

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by BobG on Sep 9^th, 2005, 8:05pm

I thought Yakuza was one of those indie bands out of Chicago. They don’t seem like gangsters.

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by Charlie on Sep 9^th, 2005, 8:12pm

Gotta love this stuff Svenn.

This is like all the UFO, bigfoot, grassy knoll, FDR knew Pearl Harbor was coming and the Bildeburgers nonsense. Ueli will love this. :o

What's the name of the crank who runs the all night talkshow on AM radio with similar lunatic guests?

Thanks Svenn. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by BobG on Sep 9^th, 2005, 8:20pm

on 09/09/05 at 20:12:21, Charlie wrote:

What's the name of the crank who runs the all night talkshow on AM radio with similar lunatic guests?

Art Bell. He broadcasts from his single-wide from Pahrump, Nevada.

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by Melissa on Sep 9^th, 2005, 8:52pm

Someone named a town Pahrump?

Ohhh the HORROR!! :o

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by Charlie on Sep 9^th, 2005, 9:02pm

Thanks Bob. I can't believe I forgot our friendly loon, Art. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crazyeyes.gif
I can't get him back here though. There is another one on in the wee hours, everywhere it seems.

Charlie

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by BobG on Sep 9^th, 2005, 9:07pm

on 09/09/05 at 20:52:55, Melissa wrote:

Someone named a town Pahrump?

Ohhh the HORROR!! :o

LMAO!
Yep, Pahrump. It's over in Nye County, west of Vegas. Pahrump is home of the world famous Chicken Ranch.

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by BarbaraD on Sep 9^th, 2005, 9:18pm

Svenn,

I think Sidney Sheldon has a book out that explains all that, but it's "fiction" and the bad guy doing all this gets blown up in a "bad" storm at the end (oops I gave away the ending... oh well, it's still a great read).

Anyhow, I love Sidney Sheldon (actually his last wife was one of Bill's cousins - she died and he's since remarried) and I stayed up all night reading that darn book - the theory is apparently there, but......... kinda makes ya wonder don't it...

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Has he lost what was between his ears?
Post by cootie on Sep 10^th, 2005, 10:53pm

Wow I wonder if electromagnetic generators could help me win the lottery ? Pickin a winner Pam