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(Message started by: vietvet2tours on Sep 8^th, 2005, 9:13pm)

Title: Musings
Post by vietvet2tours on Sep 8^th, 2005, 9:13pm

Everyone seems to be wondering why
Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No Jesus.
No Wal-Mart.
No television.
No cheerleaders.
No baseball.
No football.
No basketball.
No hockey.
No golf.
No tailgate parties.
No Home Depot.
No pork BBQ.
No hot dogs.
No burgers.
No lobster.
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
No gumbo.
No jambalaya.
More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door
because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Girl Scout cookies.
No Christmas.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell
of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses
and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey,
but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die
It all gets better!

IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?

Title: Re: Musings
Post by vig on Sep 8^th, 2005, 9:17pm

don't forget all that sand in their shorts...
chafing sucks...

Title: Re: Musings
Post by jcmquix on Sep 8^th, 2005, 9:18pm

on 09/08/05 at 21:13:46, vietvet2tours wrote:

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Title: Re: Musings
Post by cootie on Sep 8^th, 2005, 9:55pm

I'd heard that some of the suicide bombers 'young and old' were told that if they did this for there cause there families would live forever. Wow imagine that.......maybe they should just kill each other Pam

Seen a show about Iran the other nite 'late nite tv can be strange'.......they said they can not have party's and dance and no alchohol....it is illigal to have !!! So kids sneak around to parties at people's houses and have to be careful not to get busted. Cuz they'd be arrested big time. Even hamsters have it better then they do !!!

Title: Re: Musings
Post by Charlie on Sep 8^th, 2005, 10:28pm

All those vigins waiting for them too. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pleasantry.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Musings
Post by BobG on Sep 8^th, 2005, 10:30pm

on 09/08/05 at 21:55:27, cootie wrote:

......maybe they should just kill each other They've been doing that for centuries. It's in their holy book. It's a way of life. They are taught that from childhood.

Seen a show about Iran the other nite 'late nite tv can be strange'.......they said they can not have party's and dance and no alchohol....it is illigal to have !!! So kids sneak around to parties at people's houses and have to be careful not to get busted. Cuz they'd be arrested big time.

Kids having forbidden parties! Sneaking around? Are you talking about Muslim kids or American kids?
;;D

Title: Re: Musings
Post by cootie on Sep 8^th, 2005, 11:06pm

Oh hell here even the parents do that......sneak and party Pam

Guess in Iran ya get a big sentense for gettin caught.......mite even include a hanging or two.........

Title: Re: Musings
Post by nani on Sep 8^th, 2005, 11:15pm

One of the drawbacks of a Fundamentalist religious government. No personal freedom. Kinda like the government that's taking hold in Iraq. ::)

Title: not a Musings
Post by rumplestiltskin on Sep 9^th, 2005, 1:26am

Well that explains the muslim suicidal/homicidal thing.

Now I'm left wondering what possesses young americans to do that shit and why their parents and family cheer them on so.

Must be our version of that religious thing....ya get heaven or job training...quite a sales pitch.

den