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(Message started by: Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 6^th, 2005, 5:42pm)

Title: Thank Yew!
Post by Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 6^th, 2005, 5:42pm

fer makin' da message bord such a warm 'n fuzzy place. I kin feel da warmth in here, yup, yup.

Bin havin awful headakees fer 42 yeers now. Jus got diagnozed with Cluster. Caint do no moonshine wit da critter in my head. Beatin my head against da oak tree werks perty good.

Jethro in Appalachia

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by LeLimey on Sep 6^th, 2005, 5:46pm

on 09/06/05 at 17:42:00, Jethro_G_Clampett wrote:

Beatin my head against da oak tree werks perty good.

Jethro in Appalachia

Hello Jethro..
Now if you've tried the ole oaks and that just works perty good maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
Always here to help
Helen

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by pattik on Sep 6^th, 2005, 5:46pm

;;Dyer welkim ;;D

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by vig on Sep 6^th, 2005, 6:21pm

Jethro was a Bodine... not a Clampett.
Jed (Jedidiah) was the Clampett.
Did you forget about Cousin Pearl?

;;D

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by don on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:32pm

Whats the "G" stand for?

And his name wasn't Clampett. It was Bodine.

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by JDH on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:41pm

[smiley=wave.gif]
Hi Ted

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by vig on Sep 6^th, 2005, 8:19pm

oh, and the Clampetts were from the Ozarks, not Appalachia....

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by cootie on Sep 6^th, 2005, 9:16pm

Shucks.....anyone wanna go fer a dip in the sea-mint pond !!! Ellie Mae Coots

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Charlie on Sep 6^th, 2005, 10:30pm

Hi Ted. http://smiles.ru/coll/mitek/brainsmile.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

How ya feelin?

Charlie

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 7^th, 2005, 12:21am

on 09/06/05 at 17:46:27, LeLimey wrote:

Hello Jethro..
Now if you've tried the ole oaks and that just works perty good maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
Always here to help
Helen

Thanks fer da kind offer Helen. Happy to heer yer always here to help, but I alreddy got me a beech to bang.

vig an don - Us Clampetts an Bodines hav ben vacashunin tagether fer a hunnert yeers. Us appalachians an ozarkians hav ben mixin breed fer a hunnert yeers now.

don - da G is fer George

JDH an Charlie - who in tarnation is Ted?

Ellie Mae Coots - now dont go givin me da hots fer ya.

Jethro in Appalachia

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by sandie99 on Sep 7^th, 2005, 7:00am

I'm glad you found us! :)

Sanna

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by don on Sep 7^th, 2005, 7:05am

Have ya tagged Ellie Mae yet?

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by burnt-toast on Sep 7^th, 2005, 1:18pm

Shoot dem squirrels?

Taint nuttin wrong wit folks whos huntin fer there own vittles.

Tom

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Rock_Lobster on Sep 7^th, 2005, 1:39pm

He got a real pretty mouth, don't he?

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by BobG on Sep 7^th, 2005, 7:48pm

on 09/07/05 at 13:39:22, Rock_Lobster wrote:

He got a real pretty mouth, don't he?

Yep! Nice tooth. [smiley=heart.gif] I think I'm in love.

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by nani on Sep 7^th, 2005, 8:42pm

on 09/06/05 at 17:46:27, LeLimey wrote:

maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?

Over 24 hours later...
...and I finally got it. :-[ [smiley=ohjez.gif]

LMAO!!

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by BikerBob on Sep 7^th, 2005, 8:59pm

on 09/07/05 at 20:42:08, nani wrote:

Over 24 hours later...
...and I finally got it. :-[ [smiley=ohjez.gif]

LMAO!!

And after Helen wrote:

Quote:

maybe what you really need is some beech to bang?
Always here to help
Helen

Jethro wrote:

Quote:

Thanks fer da kind offer Helen... but I alreddy got me a beech to bang.

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by nani on Sep 7^th, 2005, 10:57pm

on 09/07/05 at 20:59:25, BikerBob wrote:

And after Helen wrote:

Jethro wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif]

It's not nice to laugh at your double entendre impaired sisters, BB. :(
I still can't believe I didn't get it. I know, I'm lame.
:-/

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by cootie on Sep 8^th, 2005, 2:40pm

Don't feel bad nani.......at first I thought it said breech and was tryin to picture banging on a baby being born breech. Fame to lame Pam

It was late............... 8)

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 8^th, 2005, 2:54pm

It just goes to show how fast our Helen's lovely witty mind broils to an occasion. ;)

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 9^th, 2005, 2:13am

WooHoo

Reedin yer wedsite heer I learnt about oxigen. Went to da fire house on da otha side a da ridge. Dey gave me a 200 pounder tank dat I had ta haul back over da ridge. Dey called it a H tank I beleev. WERKS GOOD.

Jethro

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 9^th, 2005, 3:01am

on 09/09/05 at 02:13:32, Jethro_G_Clampett wrote:

Jethro, best stuff this O2. Just wish I could get hold of some, aah well, I just take deep breaths of air.

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by Jethro_G_Clampett on Sep 12^th, 2005, 12:57am

on 09/06/05 at 17:46:27, LeLimey wrote:

what you really need is some beech to bang?
Always here to help
Helen

WooHoo. I banged da beech tonite.

Jethro [smiley=blush.gif]

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by LeLimey on Sep 12^th, 2005, 3:19am

Maybe next time you should go for a piece of Ash then eh Jethro?! ;)

Title: Re: Thank Yew!
Post by BarbaraD on Sep 12^th, 2005, 8:21am

LMAO

Hi Ted....

Who loves ya babe