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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Sep 5^th, 2005, 8:52pm)

Title: Pick your porn name.
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 5^th, 2005, 8:52pm

The local radio station here are running a comp for the best porn name.

The prizes are great: a cruddy T shirt and a 10 year old CD.

The rules are: your first name has to be the name of your first pet, your second name is the name of the street you first lived in.

My first pet was a mangy lookin dog called Streaker and I lived on the Grange Road, so my porn name would be Streaker Grange.

Lets see what we can come up with.

PFD'S
Barry

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by E-Double on Sep 5^th, 2005, 8:55pm

Screw the rules......

My name is Diamond Dick the Impaler ;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by cootie on Sep 5^th, 2005, 8:55pm

Boo Boo Water

The name game Pam

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Melissa on Sep 5^th, 2005, 8:58pm

I am kinda partial to Velvet Revolver being a porn name instead of a band, so I gotta go with that... ;;D

lmfao Eric

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Redd715 on Sep 5^th, 2005, 8:59pm

My first pet was a pony named Lil' Bit and I lived on Ranger Rd.

Lil' Bit Ranger

Nahhhhh [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by don on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:04pm

Fritz Rockland.

With that name I'm either a porn star or an international arms dealer!

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Lizzie2 on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:07pm

This just would not do!

Bogie Derbing

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by blossom on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:12pm

Mine would be Cuddles Miller.
I, however, like the one that's my son's name would be - Gucci Chardonnay. ;;D

Karen

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Sean_C on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:20pm

on 09/05/05 at 21:04:53, don wrote:

Fritz Rockland.

With that name I'm either a porn star or an international arms dealer!

Sounds gay

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by nani on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:23pm

Skippy Arthur. Skippy...LOL

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by don on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:23pm

Careful pal or me and

Quote:

Bogie Derbing

will be knocking at your door.

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Sean_C on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:25pm

LMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by maffumatt on Sep 5^th, 2005, 9:50pm

Peanut Alamance.............

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by alienspacebabe on Sep 5^th, 2005, 10:32pm

Pepper Knickerbocker

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Charlie on Sep 5^th, 2005, 10:33pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/imhard.gif

Charlie http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/heat.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Sep 5^th, 2005, 10:52pm

on 09/05/05 at 21:12:07, blossom wrote:

Mine would be Cuddles Miller.
I, however, like the one that's my son's name would be - Gucci Chardonnay. ;;D

Karen

Good point Karen

I just tried my kids names, my daughter ( who by the way is named Karen) comes out as Gizmo Dover as she had a budgie and we lived in Dover Way at the time.
My son on the other hand would not be impressed as he had a very large German Shepard called Ben so he would be Ben Dover, this I think I will keep quiet and not tell him.

Barry

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Opus on Sep 5^th, 2005, 11:13pm

P ussy Willow Glovers corners road, WTF you have got to be kidding.

If I pick diffrent pets and streets I have been on I get,

Fletcher West, which I guess isn't as bad.

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by sandie99 on Sep 6^th, 2005, 12:42am

Oh crap. Why do we have boring street names here in Finland? And why didn't I name any of the fish I used to have? Now I don't have an interesting porn name. Gotta stick to writing, I suppose... ;)

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by LeLimey on Sep 6^th, 2005, 3:48am

Oh my poor kids!! LMAO.. I got them two kittens called Widdle and Puke.. so one gets to be Widdle Wear Bay and the other gets to be Puke Wear Bay!
Jasper isn't faring so much better.. we had a cat called (cat) Astrophe when he was born so he would be Astrophe Harebell.. sounds VERY gay bless him! (Actually he sounds like something out of The Rocky Horror Show ::) )
David's first pet was when we lived together and we got a kitten called DC (David's cat) and that makes him David Long Acre.. nuff said!
I have to make do with Puss Puss Warwick.. let this be a lesson to everyone who hasn't got kids yet.. bear in mind where you live and what you call your pets!

Oh and Sandie.. when I used to go out with "The Swede" he had a cat called Jons and lived on a road called Stinavagen which translates as MilkyWay I believe..
It don't get much pornier than John's Milky Way does it?!! :o

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 6^th, 2005, 6:57am

Playing strictly by the rules - Holy Trinity.

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by LeLimey on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:06am

Okay Bri.. I have to ask!! WTF was your pet called HOLY for?!

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:20am

Dinkum, LeL. It was a tortoise or a turtle, I don't really remember, but I bawled my eyes out when dad drilled a hole in it's shell to attach the sting so it couldn't get lost.

Perhaps it should read "Holey Trinity", which as porn names go is even more betterer still.

Dunno how to post a Birth Certificate, but I was born at 33 Trinity Road.

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by giffy76 on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:25am

Obediah Zimmerman. Not much of a porn name, more like a Bible thumpin farmer.

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Sandy_C on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:27am

As a child - Wrinkles Fernwood

As married couple - Pepper Sagewood

Now - Boots Chadwick

Pepper or Boots is surely a good porn name, but Wrinkles?
With that name, doing porn movies, I never woulda had a close up.

;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by LeLimey on Sep 6^th, 2005, 7:35am

Boots sounds the kinkiest Sandy!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Bri one of my best friends when I was younger lived on a Trinity Road and the three of us together were always known as the UNholy Trinity.. I never did know why.. I've always wanted a tortoise as a pet. Do you still have him/her?

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 6^th, 2005, 8:05am

LeL,

My love, my sweet, my rose, such cherished one. Oh, joy of my dreams (and knowing you as only I do) I can but presume that those referring to you as 'unholy' must be Mulsim males aged 17 to 40.

Just another dying breed, like my childhood pets that I loved to death, which ipso facto gave me my love for all things wild.

That includes you, of course, but I've a bone to pick. I was going to dream about you last night, but you wouldn't bloody let me!

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by LeLimey on Sep 6^th, 2005, 8:09am

Oh Bri I was only SAYING no.. I meant yes really!!
Of course you can dream about me - any time you like my little koala chomping dirt magnet!
Just make sure I'm fully clothed, in a VERY bad mood and cussing like a sailor.
Then we'll both be happy won't we?! *Smiling sweetly*

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by AussieBrian on Sep 6^th, 2005, 8:42am

You bewdy, so long as we understand each other as consenting adults.

For the record, my real screen-porn name is "Barnacle Brian", renowned for my rendition of 'Bring me another cabin boy. This one's split!!'

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by sandie99 on Sep 6^th, 2005, 9:03am

on 09/06/05 at 03:48:10, LeLimey wrote:

Oh and Sandie.. when I used to go out with "The Swede" he had a cat called Jons and lived on a road called Stinavagen which translates as MilkyWay I believe..
It don't get much pornier than John's Milky Way does it?!! :o

[smiley=laugh.gif]Oh Helen, you're hoot! ;;D
You know, if I use my UK adopted cat and the street I lived in there, my name would be Kosh Holland... Somehow I think it would so much better name for a male stripper, though. ;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by jimbo on Sep 6^th, 2005, 9:08am

As a kid: Pepper Chambers (No relation to marilyn you pervs!) LMAO

As an adult: Rambo Cramer

Seeya,

jimbo

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Charlie on Sep 6^th, 2005, 10:26am

There's a town called Cheektowaga up here near Buffalo. I always thought someone should do something with it. http://www.smiley-sanctuary.com/smiley/blablabla/1/bla01.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

You clowns are nuts.

Charlie

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Karla on Sep 6^th, 2005, 1:48pm

My kid would be Tigger Guadalcanal. I would be Katie Hwy 131. Nah I don't like this game.

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by syzygy9 on Sep 6^th, 2005, 1:54pm

Daisy Buchanan...

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Frank_W on Sep 6^th, 2005, 2:03pm

Cain Sierra, at your cervix! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by LeLimey on Sep 6^th, 2005, 2:20pm

on 09/06/05 at 13:54:33, syzygy9 wrote:

Daisy Buchanan...

Sounds like something out of the Dukes of Hazzard!! ;;D

on 09/06/05 at 14:03:24, Frank_W wrote:

Cain Sierra, at your cervix! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sounds like a REALLY cheap bottle of tequila.. you know the sort.. no tequila and ALL WORM! ;)

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by rextangle on Sep 6^th, 2005, 2:23pm

My name would be BAYARD LORRAINE!!!! [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Chillrmn1 on Sep 6^th, 2005, 4:00pm

I know I'll regret this: "Poopchin Kanawah"

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by rextangle on Sep 6^th, 2005, 4:05pm

"Poopchin Kanawah" ;;D
Were you involved in porn films made in Indian reservations?

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Jonny on Sep 6^th, 2005, 4:07pm

on 09/06/05 at 16:05:03, rextangle wrote:

"Poopchin Kanawah" ;;D
Were you involved in porn films made in Indian reservations?

Dont laugh, yours is "Needle Dick The Bugfucker" ;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Chillrmn1 on Sep 6^th, 2005, 4:19pm

on 09/06/05 at 16:05:03, rextangle wrote:

"Poopchin Kanawah" ;;D
Were you involved in porn films made in Indian reservations?

No........but might be the start of a new career for me ;-).

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by rextangle on Sep 6^th, 2005, 4:28pm

What about you Jonny????

Name of first pet: JONNY
Street you lived on: Mule St.???? [smiley=huh.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Donna_D. on Sep 6^th, 2005, 5:53pm

Precious Saddlehorn

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

:P

DD

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Post by Ree on Sep 6^th, 2005, 9:04pm

THAT WOULD MAKE ME Suzette Farwell.....I sound like a porn star....LOL thats funny.....ree

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Melissa on Sep 6^th, 2005, 9:07pm

Meela River ::)

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Ree on Sep 6^th, 2005, 9:09pm

on 09/06/05 at 07:20:25, AussieBrian wrote:

Your Da was one inhumane human..... Ree the turtle lover

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Frank_W on Sep 7^th, 2005, 7:24am

OMG... Some of these are so funny, I'm cryin... LOL

Mine now, would be Kiki Mullinswood.

"Kiki Mullinswood, here to clean your pool, ma'am!" Hrmmm... It lacks a certain panache. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by rextangle on Sep 7^th, 2005, 1:35pm

Nice one Frank!!!! ;;D

But with that name you'd probably find all your bestsellers under gay porn!!! LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Bethany1 on Sep 7^th, 2005, 1:49pm

Chloe Cumberland.

;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by rextangle on Sep 7^th, 2005, 2:00pm

The biggest porn flick ever featuring Cluster Heads, starring:

Streaker Grange
Diamond Dick the Impaler
Boo Boo Water
Lil' Bit Ranger
Fritz Rockland
Bogie Derbing
Cuddles Miller
Skippy Arthur
Peanut Alamance
Pepper Knickerbocker
Gizmo Dover
Ben Dover
Fletcher West
Widdle Wear Bay
Holy Trinity
Wrinkles Fernwood
Rambo Cramer
Tigger Guadalcanal
Daisy Buchanan
Cain Sierra
Bayard Lorraine
Poopchin Kanawah
Precious Saddlehorn
JONNY MULE!
Suzette Farwell
Meela Rivers
Kiki Mullinswood
Chloe Cumberland

;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by ghost62 on Sep 7^th, 2005, 2:02pm

on 09/07/05 at 14:00:08, rextangle wrote:

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Melissa on Sep 7^th, 2005, 2:05pm

LOL!

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Chillrmn1 on Sep 9^th, 2005, 11:40pm

Now I don't reckin somebody's doin justice to our friend Jonny here with a porn name of "Jonny Mule." Ifin my West Virginian upbringing serves me right, a mule is a sterile hybrid. Now I just don't feel this is being fair to Jonny unless...............well you know. ;-)

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Sep 10^th, 2005, 7:08pm

My porn name would be Fluffy Hill. Had I lived on Mound Street, imagine what a great porn name THAT would be! I think I'd win.

Kris

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Jasmyn on Sep 11^th, 2005, 2:59am

I lived in too many places so here are a few:

Strawberry do Sol

Cookie between lake and sea (Translated)

Puffadder via the Lane (Translated)

Sassy Growling-Cock-Shark (Translated)

Mallow Turnkey

Whiskey Bubbles

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by redtaz on Sep 11^th, 2005, 10:44am

I have 2 dogs, Bruno & Fire and live on load ave
so its either,

Bruno load or fire load, which i think would be quite apt for a porn star ;;D

;;D Red ;;D

Title: Re: Pick your porn name.
Post by Frank_W on Sep 12^th, 2005, 8:39am

LMAO, Red!

"Girls' School Romp," starring Bruno Load! [smiley=laugh.gif]