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(Message started by: nani on Sep 1st, 2005, 7:52am)
Title: for Jimi
Post by nani on Sep 1st, 2005, 7:52am
God was just about done creating, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve.



He thought He might just as well ask them.



He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told

them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."



Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me!

I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have.



Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy.



Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly,he could have it.



So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.



Adam was s o excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while.



God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

What's it called?" asked Eve.



"Brains", said God
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 7:55am
Tee heee.... ;;D

Battle of the sexes...gotta love it...

Good one Nani Luv!

Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 8:04am
Huh! I wonder what she did with them cause she sure didn't pass em down the line.

At least we kept ours and can still write our names in the snow.
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 8:19am

on 09/01/05 at 08:04:55, giffy76 wrote:
Huh! I wonder what she did with them cause she sure didn't pass em down the line.

At least we kept ours and can still write our names in the snow.


We still have our brains, you're just too busy with your little pathetic talent to notice... 8)

Have a nice day... ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Jimi on Sep 1st, 2005, 8:20am
Nani's Year In Review


January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

I love you Nanipoo! ;;D  
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by nani on Sep 1st, 2005, 8:23am

on 09/01/05 at 08:20:33, Jimi wrote:
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.



I just didn't want to walk up.  :P
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:04am

on 09/01/05 at 08:19:17, Langa wrote:
We still have our brains, you're just too busy with your little pathetic talent to notice... 8)

Have a nice day... ;;D

Langa


You'r just mad cause you can't write your name in the snow without gettin your shoes wet. ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by pattik on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:15am

on 09/01/05 at 08:20:33, Jimi wrote:
October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.


Some of us are simply purists about our chocolate.
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:18am

on 09/01/05 at 09:04:22, giffy76 wrote:
You'r just mad cause you can't write your name in the snow without gettin your shoes wet. ;;D


There's a difference...I have no NEED to write my name in the snow.  I'd rather have a donut... ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:19am

on 09/01/05 at 09:15:35, pattik wrote:
Some of us are simply purists about our chocolate.


[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:23am

on 09/01/05 at 09:18:42, Langa wrote:
There's a difference...I have no NEED to write my name in the snow.  I'd rather have a donut... ;;D

Langa


I can write donut, in the snow. [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:31am

on 09/01/05 at 09:23:12, giffy76 wrote:
I can write donut, in the snow. [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]


Wow...i'm so impressed...

BTW:

http://bestsmileys.com/signs5/21.gif
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:35am

on 09/01/05 at 09:31:21, Langa wrote:
Wow...i'm so impressed...

BTW:

http://bestsmileys.com/signs5/21.gif

[smiley=argue.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 9:41am
Can't we just get along?  So what if you're stupid and want to pee in the snow..who am I to judge...?

I would be willing to call a truce, for a small price... ::)

Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 10:04am

on 09/01/05 at 09:41:58, Langa wrote:
Can't we just get along?  So what if you're stupid and want to pee in the snow..who am I to judge...?

I would be willing to call a truce, for a small price... ::)

Langa

Ok. I will send you  [smiley=bigtiny.gif]1 doz. yellow snow cones and I'm not stupid. I just like peeing outdoors ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by clarence on Sep 1st, 2005, 10:08am
Women can write their names in the snow with pee - they just need a stecil.

And who needs brains when you can pee standing up?

Casey
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by pattik on Sep 1st, 2005, 10:13am

on 09/01/05 at 10:08:13, clarence wrote:
Women can write their names in the snow with pee - they just need a stecil.

And who needs brains when you can pee standing up?

Well, we may need stencils, but since we have brains, we can at least spell better. ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 10:17am
That's right, I forgot that peeing on the snow is very artistic and only for the brilliant...
http://bestsmileys.com/signs13/14.gif

Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 10:18am

on 09/01/05 at 10:13:57, pattik wrote:
Well, we may need stencils, but since we have brains, we can at least spell better. ;;D


muahahahahahahaah!!!
honestly, Casey, you're in college an' all... ::)

Love ya,
Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:01am

on 09/01/05 at 10:17:01, Langa wrote:
That's right, I forgot that peeing on the snow is very artistic and only for the brilliant...
http://bestsmileys.com/signs13/14.gif

Langa

First it's stupid, now it's art?

Deep down Langa wants to write her name in snow with pee. I'm sure I could come up with something, it would be half strap-on half funnel. ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:03am
Ok the hens have had there chances and this is the best they could do. How pathetic ;) at least go for a nerve we care about. Now to kill the brain theory how much smarts does it take to LIFT THE TOILET SEAT? Now that should get them hens cluckn. [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:17am
Ghost you really have a fixation with toilet seats don't you? I'm starting to worry about you..  ::)

We women don't WANT to write our names in the snow, we don't NEED to write our names in the snow.. we certainly don't want to write donut in the snow giffy you space cadet!! Donuts are for eating. End of story!

Now boys.. naff off. And don't forget to fold your arms as you walk away so your knuckles don't trail along the floor!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by sandie99 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:20am
Good one, Nani! Thank you! ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:23am
Me Giffy. (aka space cadet ) Me like pee in snow. Me like write donut with pee. Snow cold on pee pee, must hold up higher.
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:28am
UUUGGGHHH
Me ghost like it when hens land butt in toilet water. :o
Them make cool sounds. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Me like eat doughnuts
Hens like talk doughnuts, no wait that is hens like da nuts thats right. [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Bring it Henz

Or would we call them cluster cluckers?
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:33am
Here ya go hens this way you can do it too and you dont feel so left out.


http://pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/snow.html


[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) :-* ;) :-*
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by giffy76 on Sep 1st, 2005, 11:56am
That kicks ass!!!! [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 12:24pm
Hmm.. thats nauseating.. the handwriting is goats but the pee is .... not??!!


Anything you want to be telling your family Goatboy?! ;) Won't be anything that won't come as a reliefe to the "hens" believe me!! ::) (sorry fella's!)
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by Langa on Sep 1st, 2005, 12:43pm

on 09/01/05 at 11:23:19, giffy76 wrote:
Me Giffy. (aka space cadet ) Me like pee in snow. Me like write donut with pee. Snow cold on pee pee, must hold up higher.


I rest my case...

Langa
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 1:33pm
Like I keep saying those poor pathetic cluster cluckers still cant come up with anything very good, but to give them credit they do try. Funny part is they may have gotten the brains but forgot the instruction manuals at home. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 1:57pm
Girls maybe we should lay off the male bashing for poor old Goat... what do you think???

After all if what I hear is true he spends all day doing a spot of bashing on his own....  ;)
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:06pm
A spot nothing I am fully hands on! ;;D :o

God gave me a toy and I plan to play with it.

When I was A little bitty boy my grand daddy gave me a cute little toy,
Silver bells hanging on a string,
He told me it was my din a ling a ling.
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:07pm
Bring it HENZ are aint ya got it to bring? ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:13pm

on 09/01/05 at 14:06:20, ghost62 wrote:
ASilver bells hanging on a string,


a string ain't no big thing..

takes BIG BEN to impress THIS hen...

now run away and jiggle your maraca's!! LOL We want a man not his dinner!!
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:27pm
Did I forget to tell ya me Indian name translates to bear with 5 leggs? ;;D :o :o :o :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by nani on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:29pm
Hey Jimi...you're so right! Starting it and then sitting back and watching it sure is fun.  ;)  
Keep up the good work, sisters!
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by pattik on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:29pm
I have a great suggestion for Goat and the other guys....they should donate their inferior brains to science (specifically Dr. Goadsby).  Here is a direct quote from his article on the physiology of the hypothalamathingy:

Quote:
What we need is pathologies, microscope pathology now
.  Put it in your wills, guys ;;D
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:41pm
Patti thats all well and good but may I point out the teensy flaw in your (otherwise) brilliant plan?
We'd have to ship Goat's (alleged) brain to Mars for it to be seen by the Hubble telescope for PG to be able to make hide nor hair of it and Goats home planet (Uranus) have already said he is going to be their first re-entry...
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:42pm

on 09/01/05 at 14:27:35, ghost62 wrote:
Did I forget to tell ya me Indian name translates to bear with 5 leggs? ;;D :o :o :o :o :o [smiley=laugh.gif]


IE Swahili for Spider with a few amputations...  ::)
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by pattik on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:44pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
rotflmao
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by nani on Sep 1st, 2005, 2:45pm

on 09/01/05 at 14:42:53, LeLimey wrote:
IE Swahili for Spider with a few amputations...  ::)


[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 3:15pm

on 09/01/05 at 14:41:57, LeLimey wrote:
Goats home planet (Uranus) have already said he is going to be their first re-entry...

Hey how did you find out? Now Ive got to let it slip henz is from venus, sounds like the part they wished they had [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=lick.gif]
Its ok we loves ya any way.
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by LeLimey on Sep 1st, 2005, 3:33pm
Has anyone seen my English/Gibberish dictionary anywhere? Can't make head nor tail or this?!!  ::)

Ghost put the liquid paper thinners down.. NOW! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: for Jimi
Post by ghost62 on Sep 1st, 2005, 3:37pm
Actually its dry erase markers ;) they good make ghost happy ;;D


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