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(Message started by: Melissa on Aug 29^th, 2005, 9:59am)

Title: The Skippy List
Post by Melissa on Aug 29^th, 2005, 9:59am

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In the U.S. Army

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

;;D

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 29^th, 2005, 10:07am

Those are Great! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by Melissa on Aug 29^th, 2005, 10:11am

omg, i am just crying!!
[smiley=laugh.gif]

Quote:

54. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.

LMFAOOOOOO

When I posted the link, I had only read about 25 or so...LOL

OMG, LMAO!!!!
Quote:

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, very *friendly* person puppy, or any references to squid.

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by don on Aug 29^th, 2005, 11:06am

The title alone has me cracking up.

"The Skippy List" LMAO!

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 29^th, 2005, 11:36am

Quote:

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

ROTFLMBO!

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 29^th, 2005, 11:59am

175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.

Why not! ;;D

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 29^th, 2005, 12:06pm

Why isn't "Napalm sticks to kids!" a motivational phrase? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 29^th, 2005, 12:07pm

178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”.

Wanna Bet?

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 29^th, 2005, 12:11pm

on 08/29/05 at 12:07:50, ghost62 wrote:

178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”

Yes I am.

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by nani on Aug 29^th, 2005, 12:31pm

OMG melly!!! http://bestsmileys.com/lol/5.gif
I have tears in my eyes and cramps in my cheeks!!!

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 29^th, 2005, 1:38pm

Quote:

68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to “Block out the space mind control lasers”.

That bloody Ali's been trying it on again! :o

Title: Re: The Skippy List
Post by Charlie on Aug 29^th, 2005, 10:11pm

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175. We do not “charge into battle, naked, like the Celts”.

I thought the Celts would paint themselves blue or something now and then. Gotta love Helen's ancestors... :o

This was great Mel, thanks. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/marching.gif

Charlie