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(Message started by: echo on Aug 25^th, 2005, 9:52am)

Title: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by echo on Aug 25^th, 2005, 9:52am

My wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for me over the weekend. I suddenly burst into the kitchen.
"Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!
"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my!
"WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
"Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
"Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

In shock she stared at me and stated, "What's wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
I calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving."

I also discovered that the frying pan knot on my head turns a pretty color of blue and that I really didn't need my nards for anything anymore, they've become an interesting conversation piece on the mantle.

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by clarence on Aug 25^th, 2005, 9:55am

ROFLMAO!!!!

Quote:

I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

Thanks for making my day man. That was fantastic!

Casey

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Frank_W on Aug 25^th, 2005, 10:21am

ROFLMAO!! To hell with it: I just let HER drive, and I take a nice nap. Everyone's much happier that way! ;)

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by nani on Aug 25^th, 2005, 10:22am

ROTFLMAO! [smiley=laugh.gif]
That's a good one. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 25^th, 2005, 10:31am

Oh my goodness! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Quote:

I also discovered that the frying pan knot on my head turns a pretty color of blue and that I really didn't need my nards for anything anymore, they've become an interesting conversation piece on the mantle.

High five to a sister! ;)

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Cathi04 on Aug 25^th, 2005, 10:35am

LOL.Bored, Echo????????????

Nice to see you!

Cathi

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 25^th, 2005, 5:43pm

That's help??? You deserved it.

;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Jonny on Aug 25^th, 2005, 7:17pm

on 08/25/05 at 09:52:53, echo wrote:

and that I really didn't need my nards for anything anymore, they've become an interesting conversation piece on the mantle.

Your a woman ;;D

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Aug 25^th, 2005, 8:21pm

I think he must have a death wish! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by thebbz on Aug 25^th, 2005, 8:31pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]WWWHHHWWWWAAAAAA That's the one I was looking for. You made me laugh and I haven't had a smoke in 8 weeks. You GO
Thanks again
BB [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by BobG on Aug 26^th, 2005, 8:22am

LOL, knothead. [smiley=laugh.gif]

And, never, ever, say to the wife when she is preparing your meal (as she should be)........

"That's not the way my mother does it."

8)

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 26^th, 2005, 8:56am

I rule the kitchen in my house so It's me that always get to hear the "too much basil", rosmary, salt, pepper", etc. but our children would revolt if they had to live off of Mary Jo's cooking. She cooks well but bland doesn't even begin to tell the story. So I've been doing most of the cooking for 22 years while she gets to complain. :-/

She's also quite proficient at driving me nuts while I'm driving. Ultimately it's unfair because I get from both sides. :-/

I'd trade her in on a later model but then I'd just have to start trainin' another one all over again. ;)

Tom

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by echo on Aug 26^th, 2005, 10:45am

on 08/25/05 at 19:17:24, Jonny wrote:

Your a woman ;;D

I always knew that secretly you wanted me you weirdo.

[smiley=moon.gif]

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by yikes-another-one on Aug 27^th, 2005, 10:20am

:)

You know why guys insist on driving, dontcha?

Cause they are scared to scream like a woman
in front of people they love.

(They don't ride any better than we do.
In fact, they wouldn't be able to help
digging a few fingernails into the dashboard
when we run through a yellow-cherry-red light either.)

It's like playing solitare....you are supposed to handle the moves, but no one can resist helping you ;)

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 27^th, 2005, 10:27am

on 08/27/05 at 10:20:28, yikes-another-one wrote:

LMAO I can still remember the day before I went to take my driving test for my license. My father was sitting in a lawnchair on the front yard with the portable phone in his hand.

He'd put two trash cans on the street, and I was practicing parallel parking in the jeep. He was screaming his head off at me that I kept messing it up - all the while never getting up from the lawnchair.

I was bawling my eyes out. Finally stopped the car, called my mom on the cell phone, and told her I wasn't going to drive anymore. (Got my license the next day....still hate parallel parking...)

Yeah...men can be a pain in the arse about it, too!

Carrie :)

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by Charlie on Aug 27^th, 2005, 5:31pm

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Charlie

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 27^th, 2005, 9:09pm

I said to Denny, "Quick, quick! Get me a beer, it's about to start!" Downed it like water and said, "Quick, another! It starts any moment! Hurry!!" That went down real fast, too.

Demanded a third and didn't she fly off the handle!!! All this stuff about not being a bloody slave, me being a lazy slob, along with some things about my parents that I never knew.

I said, "It's started."

Title: Re: Helping out in the kitchen
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 27^th, 2005, 9:19pm

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