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(Message started by: pubgirl on Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:29am)

Title: Misheard lyrics
Post by pubgirl on Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:29am
For those bored at work or home or...... let's be truthful here, not bored, just avoiding what should be being done

My earliest is "our Father who are Tin Heaven".
and the UK TV ad that had the Desmond Dekker hit The Israelites as "My ears are alight"

what mistaken lyrics will you or your kids admit to....

try all of these

http://www.iusedtobelieve.com/music/misheard_lyrics/misheard_lyrics_d1.php

Wendy

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by nani on Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:33am
Oh my...I could go on and on. My kids and I are all lyrically "impaired". LOL
Mooshie's latest one:
To the tune of the Pina Colada song...
Do you like bean enchiladas?   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 23rd, 2005, 9:15am
She's got electric boobs.......

Scuse me while I kiss this guy........

There's a bathroom on the right........

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 23rd, 2005, 9:42am
The archive of misheard lyrics.....
http://www.kissthisguy.com/

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Bethany1 on Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:36am
Wendy, that website is hysterical!!!! I especially like the one...

"oh my God its a snowman"

but its really supposed to be "All we got is this moment" from "i need you tonight" by inxs. Oh I couldnt stop laughing! This is great website.

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Carl_D on Aug 23rd, 2005, 4:29pm
"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night."

;;D

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Carl_D on Aug 23rd, 2005, 4:34pm
Oh yeah. I almost forgot. I thought "Hey Jude" was an ode to the jewish people when I was a wee little lad. I thought the end of the song they were singing...

"Nah, nah, nah nahhhhh   hey Jew."

Peace,
Carl D

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Jonny on Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:16pm

on 08/23/05 at 16:29:49, Carl_D wrote:
"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night.";;D


Hell, I still think its that....WTF is it?....LOL

Beatles.......
"The girl with colitis go by"....I found out it was not this just a few years ago....LMMFAO ;;D

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by E-Double on Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:26pm

on 08/23/05 at 17:16:47, Jonny wrote:
Beatles.......
"The girl with colitis go runs by"....I found out it was not this just a few years ago....LMMFAO ;;D


[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Jonny on Aug 23rd, 2005, 5:44pm

on 08/23/05 at 17:26:55, E-Double wrote:
[smiley=laugh.gif]


LMMFAOROTFF.....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by LeLimey on Aug 23rd, 2005, 6:05pm
Going gets tough by Billy Ocean was go and get stuffed..
Got to get on Moving in Break My stride by Matthew WIlder turned into Got to put my shoes on when I heard it..

Oh and Jasper is convinced its "Is this the way to Hug a Pillow..."

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:05pm
"Blinded by the light. Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night."

I thought that's what it was too.

On the System of the Down song I thought they were saying why do they always send the pork.


Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by pubgirl on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:19pm
Hey this must be catching, I knew it couldn't be douche but that was what I heard too! Just looked and here it is:

Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night

Wendy

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:28pm
Hmmm.....there's the infamous "Friends" lyric misunderstanding:

"Hold me close, Young Tony Danza"

Then there's one that I only learned was false a couple of months ago:

"Do it like a lady"........."Dude looks like a lady?????"  WTF is that supposed to mean?   [smiley=huh.gif]

ROFL

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by pubgirl on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:29pm
and your starter for 10...


who sang "Gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot"

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:33pm

on 08/23/05 at 19:29:19, pubgirl wrote:
and your starter for 10...


who sang "Gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot"




ROFLMAO!!!!

Hmmm the version I grew up with was sung by Amy Grant - and I doubt she'd sing the lyrics written that way!  LOL

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by pubgirl on Aug 23rd, 2005, 7:38pm
or that classic Tina Turner lyric

"What's love but a second hand in motion? "


Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by broomhilda on Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:10pm

on 08/23/05 at 19:38:30, pubgirl wrote:
or that classic Tina Turner lyric

"What's love but a second hand in motion? "

[smiley=laugh.gif] Too funny, thanks for the site, been laughing my a$$ off tonight!

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by CHTom on Aug 23rd, 2005, 10:38pm

on 08/23/05 at 19:29:19, pubgirl wrote:
and your starter for 10...


who sang "Gay pair of guys, put up a parking lot"


I forget who the singer was, I think it was Joanie Mitchell and the lyrics in question were:

"Don't it always go, you don't know what you've got till its gone, take paradise, put up a parking lot"

It was done in the 70s and was one of the first "green" songs.

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by nani on Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:52pm
I always thought it was ... they razed paradise and put up a parking lot.
Off to google song lyrics...

OK...just checked it...
they paved paradise, put up a parking lot.

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by purpleydog on Aug 24th, 2005, 1:12am
This always killed me.

That song by The Electric Light Orchestra (yeah, yeah, I know it dates me... )... Strange Magic, I always thought it sounded like they were singing... scratch my dick, oh I'm gonna... scratch my dick, oh I'm gonna.......

:o

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by Jimmy B. on Aug 24th, 2005, 6:13am
How about Feliz Navidad...

Fleas on my Dad
Police car ahead
Fleas on my Dad
Police got my Dad

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas.....

or Bruce Springsteen's "Tenth Avenue Freezeout" I always thought it was "Take W Freeze Half" ::)  or

"She's Got Bette Davis Eyes" was "She's got 30 days to die"

Title: Re: Misheard lyrics
Post by pubgirl on Aug 24th, 2005, 6:36am
A very bad taste one, also Springsteen, is the child who thought it was " Bomb the USA!" instead of born in - oh the times we live in  :'(


Wendy



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