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(Message started by: nani on Aug 19th, 2005, 9:52am)
Title: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by nani on Aug 19th, 2005, 9:52am
1.  Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.  Amanda

2.  Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
puppy. I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.  Joyce

3.  Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to
have 3 stitches and a shot.  Janet

4.  God, I read the bible.  What does beget mean?  Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison

5.  Dear God, How did you know you were God?  Who told you?  Charlene

6.  Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
golf words in the house?  Anita

7.  Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never
do it.  Nancy

8.  Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them.  You
really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.  Glenn

9. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go? Love, Dennis

10.  Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries?  If you
don't, who does? Nathan

11.  Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident?  Norma

12.  Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

13.  Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
year.  Peter

14. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they each had their own rooms.  It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry

15.  Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up?  Don't forget.  Mark

16.  Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right.  What do you say?  Marsha

17.  Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
shoes.  Barbara

18.  Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through the business?  Donny

19.  Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.  I am not just saying that because
you are already God.  Charles

20.  Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars  in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?  Jeff

21.  Dear God, I am doing the best I can.  Really !!!! Frank

And, saving the best for last-



22.  Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night.  That was really cool.  Thomas.
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 19th, 2005, 9:56am
Awww Nani.. they are enough to ALMOST make me like kids!!  ::)
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 19th, 2005, 10:04am
kids say the darnest things!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] too cute !!
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by Frank_W on Aug 19th, 2005, 10:09am

on 08/19/05 at 09:52:26, nani wrote:
1.  Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.
There is nothing good in there now.  Amanda


Dear Amanda, I'm working on it. How about another Christmas? And no, I'm not employed by Walmart. (Honest!)
-God


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2.  Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a
puppy. I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.  Joyce


Dear Joyce, Sorry about the mix-up. Mrs. Johnson, down the street from you, was certainly surprised when she gave birth to a 3 lb. Irish Setter, though!
-God


Quote:
3.  Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to
have 3 stitches and a shot.  Janet


Sorry, Janet. Sometimes, the most loving thing we can do is to give someone else a chance to kiss our hurts away... Get well soon.
-God


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4.  God, I read the bible.  What does beget mean?  Nobody will tell me.
Love Alison


Dear Alison, if you listen real close and real quiet, I'll whisper it in the ear of your heart. :) -God


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5.  Dear God, How did you know you were God?  Who told you?  Charlene


Dear Charlene, Mrs. God said I could. Uh-oh.... Here she comes. Gotta' go!


Quote:
6.  Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
golf words in the house?  Anita


Dear Anita, next time, I'll make sure that his next golf game is rained out.


Quote:
7.  Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in
the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never
do it.  Nancy


Dear Nancy, sometimes I have a difficult time, too. -God


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8.  Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them.  You
really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.  Glenn


Dear Glenn, I'm glad you liked the stories. You should read about some of the racier stuff in Song Of Solomon. Ask your mother, first... -God


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9. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.
How far back do you go? Love, Dennis


Dear Dennis, Almost as far as your grandfather. -God


Quote:
10.  Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries?  If you
don't, who does? Nathan


Dear Nathan, I used to, but then I ran out of sidewalk chalk. Can I borrow yours? -God


Quote:
11.  Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an
accident?  Norma


Dear Norma, Remember this when you're older: Never never never mix tequila and cheap wine. -God


Quote:
12.  Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer


Dear Jennifer, Yes. Annoying, isn't it? -God


Quote:
13.  Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this
year.  Peter


Dear Peter, I've convinced your father to send you to a boxing clinic instead of summer camp. -God


Quote:
14. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they each had their own rooms.  It works out OK with me and my brother.
Larry


Dear Larry, That's quite a good suggestion. Killing your brother is generally a bad idea. Behave yourself. -God


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15.  Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
What's up?  Don't forget.  Mark


Dear Mark, I goofed when I was drawing the latitude lines and your house is now on the same latitude as Siberia. Sorry 'bout that. -God


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16.  Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just
doesn't sound right.  What do you say?  Marsha


Dear Marsha, I don't know... I was pretty young at the time, and don't really remember. -God


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17.  Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new
shoes.  Barbara


Dear Barbara, They are lovely. -God


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18.  Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know
him through the business?  Donny


Dear Donny, We used to be golfing buddies, but he started using his "golf words" in the house, so I'm preparing to smite him. -God


Quote:
19.  Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you.
Well, I just want you to know that.  I am not just saying that because
you are already God.  Charles


Dear Charles, Nobody likes an ass-kisser. -God


Quote:
20.  Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars  in the
right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?  Jeff[quote]

Dear Jeff, because I enjoy messing with you. -God

[quote]21.  Dear God, I am doing the best I can.  Really !!!! Frank


Dear Frank, you may be able to bullshit your teachers and your parents, but that doesn't cut the ice with me, pal. Hey look! Lightning! -God


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22.  Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the
sunset you made on Tuesday night.  That was really cool. Thomas.


Thanks, Thomas. My paint-by-numbers kit is working out nicely. -God
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by ghost62 on Aug 19th, 2005, 10:22am
[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

Dang it Frank now I gotta clean my screen again thanks.

;) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 19th, 2005, 10:44am
Thanks Nani    :)
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 19th, 2005, 2:05pm
Awwww, Nani.  Those were sweet!  

[smiley=hug.gif]

Awwww, Frank.  Sometimes you absolutely amaze me!

[smiley=heart.gif]

Sandy
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by Frank_W on Aug 19th, 2005, 2:22pm
Aw, shucks... *twinkle*  :)
Title: Re: Out of the mouths of babes...
Post by Jonny on Aug 19th, 2005, 3:25pm
................;;D

Dear Santa,

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer
Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

Yer Frend, BiLLy



Dear Billy,

Nice spelling. You're on your way to a
career in lawn care. How about I send you a freaking
book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can
spell!

Santa


     
     


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