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(Message started by: redtaz on Aug 13^th, 2005, 8:07pm)

Title: Speaking women-ese
Post by redtaz on Aug 13^th, 2005, 8:07pm

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN:

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.

;;D Dape ;;D

Title: Re: Speaking women-ese
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 13^th, 2005, 8:59pm

LOL that's a good one...

But....

who helped you learn the translations? Was Helen filling you in? ;)

Thanks for sharing! :)

Carrie:)

Title: Re: Speaking women-ese
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 13^th, 2005, 10:56pm

Those would have to be for guys that actually want to know what wimmins say ... Not for me ...

Chuck

Title: Re: Speaking women-ese
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14^th, 2005, 3:10am

on 08/13/05 at 20:59:33, Lizzie2 wrote:

who helped you learn the translations? Was Helen filling you in? ;)

No Carrie but Helen will fill the bugger in!
Dape.. watchit! Either @ Rugby or Whittlesey LOL [smiley=hewey.gif]

Title: Re: Speaking women-ese
Post by sandie99 on Aug 14^th, 2005, 6:17am

Nearly there.... ;;D