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(Message started by: Jonny on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:04pm)
Title: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:04pm
No hens invited to post in this thread....so BACK OFF BITCH ;;D

Stunts by: Fearless young dudes

Music by: Rob Zombie

Enjoy my brothers  [smiley=headbanger.gif]

http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=6997

(If your behind a firewall try pasting the URL into Google)
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by E-Double on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:19pm
That's sick shit!!!!!

I used to freestyle...bmx flat land

but could never imagine doing the tricks that I used to sport on a motorcycle.

Wow!

Sweet!
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by clarence on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:38pm
That was pretty sweet. Thanks jonny.

Casey
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by Jonny on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:38pm

on 08/12/05 at 18:19:52, E-Double wrote:
but could never imagine doing the tricks that I used to sport on a motorcycle.


Back in the early 80's I had a Honda 1000....doughnuts and half mile wheelies were the norm, these dudes are plain fucking crazy.....LMAO ;;D

The guy that swivles on the seat is unreal!
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:41pm
Cool ... Them dudes are nuts!!

UNsolved
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 10:16pm
Sorry, never tried any of that shit on my Gold Wing.  I am not coordinated enuff to do that!!



Oh, wait!  Am I suppose to be here?  My lovers all call me their bitch ...  Hmmm mmm mmm ... ... ...

Chuck
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 13th, 2005, 6:52am
Just think how many bumps, bruises and broken bones it takes to get good at this stuff.  Ouch, Ouch, hospital,  Ouch, hospital, Ouch - ok I got that trick down, what's next?  ;;D

Tom


Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by nani on Aug 13th, 2005, 11:21am

on 08/12/05 at 18:04:41, Jonny wrote:
so BACK OFF BITCH ;;D



Oh yeah.... MAKE ME!  :P
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by sandie99 on Aug 13th, 2005, 11:25am

on 08/12/05 at 18:04:41, Jonny wrote:
BACK OFF BITCH ;;D

Yeah... like that would keep me out... ;;D
Title: Re: FOR GUYS ONLY!!
Post by daniel_tn on Aug 13th, 2005, 11:29am
we call those folks, "squids".
when they are doing that junk in a parking lot or on a closed track, it's almost entertaining.
when they do it on the roads, it's dangerous and insane.
and gives regular moto folks a really bad rep.
(daniel, bandit600)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 13th, 2005, 2:44pm
Hey Sean....LOL

Mantown links ;;D

http://www.findvideos.com/videos.php?id=1635

http://www.findvideos.com/videos.php?id=307

http://www.findvideos.com/videos.php?id=1288

Straight out of Boston...just a partcial vid
http://www.findvideos.com/videos.php?id=1243

http://www.findvideos.com/videos.php?id=1471

http://www.findvideos.com/videos.php?id=108

More Man links to come ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 13th, 2005, 2:46pm

on 08/12/05 at 18:04:41, Jonny wrote:
BACK OFF BITCH ;;D


So... we can't watch it... and we can't post.... just because we don't have a penis?
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 13th, 2005, 2:50pm

on 08/13/05 at 14:46:36, alienspacebabe wrote:
So... we can't watch it... and we can't post.... just because we don't have a penis?


Does the title "Mantown" make you think other wise?

Be gone wench!!!
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 13th, 2005, 3:18pm
Ladies.. for "Mantown" read "Load of old balls" back to the friday thread eh?!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

MOdified to add "singing Y.M.C.A as I go...."
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Melissa on Aug 13th, 2005, 3:19pm

Quote:
so BACK OFF BITCH  ;;D


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/mfiltz/cool.jpg

*snicker*

;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Langa on Aug 13th, 2005, 3:31pm

Quote:
BACK OFF BITCH  


LMAO!!! Yah Right!!!  Now THAT'S funny...

Hey Mel...nice pic...my thoughts exactly!  ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 13th, 2005, 3:33pm
Perfect Mel

Just perfect...

The 'ole Jonny salute gets the tables turned...hahaha.
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 13th, 2005, 3:52pm
More "Mantown" links....Enjoy boys ;;D

http://www.steakandcheese.com/content/detail.asp?ID=21263&type=1&page=1

This is a huge link, dial ups....forget it ;;D
http://www.m90.org/view_image.php?image_id=6955

More to come.

You wimmins screw!!!....Pronto! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 13th, 2005, 4:04pm
Who with Jonny? All the "boys" are in MANTOWN getting it on!!  ::)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 13th, 2005, 4:11pm

on 08/13/05 at 16:04:02, LeLimey wrote:
gettig ?


;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 13th, 2005, 4:31pm
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=39984&type=2&page=1&fav=0

A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune........
"One US Marine is better than ten Iraqis"

The Iraqi commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune, whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes then silence. The voice then calls out........

"One US Marine is better than one hundred Iraqis"

Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The voice calls out again............

"One US Marine is better than one thousand Iraqis"

The enraged Iraqi commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets, & machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander.........

"Don't send any more men..... it's a trap.........there's two of them"

Now thats MANTOWN!!!! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 13th, 2005, 4:58pm

on 08/13/05 at 16:11:54, Jonny wrote:
;;D


I corrected my spelling thank you uncle jonny!!  :P
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 13th, 2005, 5:03pm

on 08/13/05 at 16:58:48, LeLimey wrote:
I corrected my spelling thank you uncle jonny!!  :P


Why are you even in MANTOWN?
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 13th, 2005, 5:07pm

on 08/13/05 at 17:03:40, Jonny wrote:
Why are you even in MANTOWN?


Same thing you lot are doing on the friday ladies pic of the day thread!!  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by rextangle on Aug 13th, 2005, 5:48pm
Honestly Jonny, with a post title like that you're only inviting more ladies to show up, like they're gonna listen...
::)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 13th, 2005, 5:59pm

on 08/13/05 at 17:48:19, rextangle wrote:
Honestly Jonny, with a post title like that you're only inviting more ladies to show up, like they're gonna listen...
::)


well said.....
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by nani on Aug 13th, 2005, 6:02pm
No, shit...it's like jonny dared me to come in...
he really should know better. He already knows us chicks have stainless steel yambags...   ::)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by pattik on Aug 13th, 2005, 6:10pm

Quote:
No hens invited to post in this thread....so BACK OFF BITCH

Now, you can't go making a post like this and not consider it an open invitation. ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Leggs on Aug 13th, 2005, 6:27pm
Right, you know we would be drawn to see what Uncle Jonny was doing....

I had a Honda 1000 when I moved to coastal Georgia, after driving it for about a month, I sold it and have never rode again.  The people drive like idiots, I wanted to live to see 25... I never did anything goofy, if it fell over, I would have had to have someone help me pick it up.  

Jonny, any way to keep gay.com popups off that website?  Kind of takes away from the macho image even with biking maniacs and Hooters banner ads.  Puke.

I know I am being quite a nervy bit%$ even showing up here, being such a junior poster.   just curious.... ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 13th, 2005, 7:39pm
I have to agree, open invitation !! ;;D ::) ;;D ::)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by deltadarlin on Aug 13th, 2005, 7:40pm

on 08/13/05 at 14:46:36, alienspacebabe wrote:
So... we can't watch it... and we can't post.... just because we don't have a penis?


Maybe not the real meal deal, but..............
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 13th, 2005, 8:56pm
How am I supposed to enjoy this MANTOWN thread with all these girlys posting in it ??  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)

Maybe next time Jonny should name it :"Women WILL read this or else" thread  ;;D ;;D

UNsolved

PS. Thanx for the MANLY links Jonny [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Leggs on Aug 13th, 2005, 9:05pm
How could that be a MANly link with the gay.com banner on it?  Really now.
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 13th, 2005, 9:16pm
What banner ? I seen no banner or ads. Must be your computer dearie. LOL

UNsolved
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:24am
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jockbeat.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/carflip.html

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/boatfire.wmv

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lionhunt.wmv

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/prisonfight.wmv

;;D

Edit to add: Bob P http://www.alldumb.com/item/12949/
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:16am
Jonny are you telling us that your is that small & hairless? ::) ::)
your you compensateing for something with the long hair??  ::) ::)LOL
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:39am

on 08/14/05 at 01:16:04, sassy_lady wrote:
Jonny are you telling us that your is that small & hairless? ::) ::)
your you compensateing for something with the long hair??  ::) ::)LOL


Get your husbands permission and I will send you a picture of the Mule....LMAO (Permission)

BTW: What is "Your you"?

BBTW: the first "Your" should have been plural....like-"Yours"

;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:47am
Bite Me!! I tired !! & Migrain for 3 damn days!!
Everyone Is Picking on me!! :(
Been Blonde for the last 3 days too!! ::)
LOL good nite  ::) ::)
LOL Jolene
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:56am

on 08/14/05 at 01:47:14, sassy_lady wrote:
Bite Me!! I tired !! & Migrain for 3 damn days!!
Everyone Is Picking on me!! :(
Been Blonde for the last 3 days too!! ::)
LOL good nite  ::) ::)
LOL Jolene


No lady....your just biting off more than you can chew in this thread and cant take it.....nite honey  ::)

BTW: Its "Migraine" ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 2:17am
This is MANTOWN!!

Whining bitches need not to post!!

I hope everyone gets that....Christ ;;D

Edit to add: http://www.migraines.org/

Theres help for your HA  ::)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by CHTom on Aug 14th, 2005, 2:31am
"Balls!" yelled the queen, "If I had them, I'd be King!"  The King just laughed, not because he wanted to but because he had two!

Remember, ladies:  men are biologically superior to women-we can always pee further then you while standing up (and write our name in the snow while we pee).  No, I am not starting another "Urine Drinking" thread.
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 2:34am
I think us women are getting Jonny down! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 2:53am

on 08/14/05 at 02:34:07, Jasmyn wrote:
I think us women are getting Jonny down! [smiley=laugh.gif]


After 31 years of the beast there is no down, Jas

Thats unless I have my period and a fucking meegraine  ::)

MANTOWN!!!
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:16am
So what you're actually saying is that there is only up?
That's quite disfunctional don't you think! :o

Good luck with the PMS and F***K the meegraine and yougraine and everyoneelsesgraine!

I think we should handle you softly and give you a stiff drink.  31 years of CH plus period plus meegraine!  No wonder you "act up" sometimes! ;)

My sympathy :'(
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:19am

on 08/14/05 at 03:16:36, Jasmyn wrote:
I think we should handle you softly and give you a stiff drink.  


Nah, just handle me when im stiff....deal? ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:23am
You mean stiff like in rigor mortis? :-*
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:28am

on 08/14/05 at 03:23:01, Jasmyn wrote:
You mean stiff like in rigor mortis? :-*
I see you need a picture...say "Yes" and I will send one. You could have hundreds of hours of pleasure doing yourself......LMAO ;;D

MANTOWN!!
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:35am


Quote:
You could have hundreds of hours of pleasure doing yourself......LMAO  


What gives you the idea that I don't do myself with pleasure? Laugh your a$$ of jonny, I have tools, only men need pics! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:01am

on 08/14/05 at 03:35:09, Jasmyn wrote:
I have tools,  ;;D


Nuff said, Men dont need tools!!.....We have the TOOL!!

MANTOWN!!!

LMMFAO ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:06am
Yes Jonny but you're missing the point hon!
The toll we have fits in the bedside drawer and just comes out when its needed.
We don't have to put up with the entire sodding socket set for the one little piece worth having.. and quite frankly I'm not 100% sure the rest of the set compensates  ;) (um except in our house of course David if you read this!!)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:07am
Although I have to say Jonny since you're the only bloke here... you're holding you're own quite well isn't he Jas?!  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:11am
Well said Helen!

Thanks girl it's such a tedious job trying to explain things to men.  You physically have to draw a picture for them to understand! [smiley=smug.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:15am

on 08/14/05 at 04:07:43, LeLimey wrote:
you're holding you're own quite well isn't he Jas?!  ;;D



You've got that one right!  I also think he's holding his own quite well but he had years of practice with only one tool! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:20am
I love that pic! Its all romantic  [smiley=inlove.gif]
But it also proves my point!
When Jonny calls for back up.. its a woman!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:23am

on 08/14/05 at 04:20:54, LeLimey wrote:
But it also proves my point!
When Jonny calls for back up.. its a woman!! [smiley=laugh.gif]


Yea!  What would Jonny do without our gender?
Poor lad, lost if you ask me! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:25am

on 08/14/05 at 04:20:54, LeLimey wrote:
I love that pic! Its all romantic  [smiley=inlove.gif]
But it also proves my point!
When Jonny calls for back up.. its a woman!! [smiley=laugh.gif]


Nope, just making the point that I need no tools....I feel bad for the tool users ;;D

BTW: Tool users are ussally lesbians
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:33am

on 08/14/05 at 04:25:34, Jonny wrote:
Nope, just making the point that I need no tools....I feel bad for the tool users ;;D

BTW: Tool users are ussally lesbians


Just goes to show how much you know!

And pleaseeeee it is realy not necessary to MAKE a point, we usually get it! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:38am

on 08/14/05 at 04:01:14, Jonny wrote:
We have the TOOL!!




on 08/14/05 at 04:25:34, Jonny wrote:
I feel bad for the tool users ;;D


So do I Jonny.. so do I!!!   ;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sandie99 on Aug 14th, 2005, 6:02am

on 08/13/05 at 17:07:23, LeLimey wrote:
Same thing you lot are doing on the friday ladies pic of the day thread!!  ;;D

That's what we are doing... ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Leggs on Aug 14th, 2005, 7:52am
Forget meds, I love comic relief ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:13am
Once again women have taken over MANTOWN.  Just goes to show they have no ability to keep their hands off our stuff and leave men be happy.  

Not that they know what to do with men's stuff or actually enjoy men's stuff - they simply can't stand leaving men alone when they see us enjoying anything that doesn't involve them.
 
"Give a man a hammer & saw and he'll happily build something.  Let women see the man happily building something and women will find a way to eliminate happily from his efforts."  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:38am

on 08/14/05 at 08:13:51, burnt-toast wrote:
Once again women have taken over MANTOWN.  Just goes to show they have no ability to keep their hands off our stuff and leave men be happy.  

Not that they know what to do with men's stuff or actually enjoy men's stuff - they simply can't stand leaving men alone when they see us enjoying anything that doesn't involve them.
 

 
Hmmmm... lets see.... WTF do you think kicked it off?? How about I rephrase your post slightly...


Quote:
Once again MEN have taken over WOMENS FRIDAY PIC.  Just goes to show they have no ability to keep their hands off our stuff and leave WOMEN TO be happy.  

Not that they know what to do with WOmen's stuff or actually enjoy WOmen's stuff - they simply can't stand leaving WOmen alone when they see WOMEN enjoying anything that doesn't involve them.


AHHHH!! Now suddenly it all becomes clear!!! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:57am

on 08/14/05 at 08:38:56, LeLimey wrote:
 
Hmmmm... lets see.... WTF do you think kicked it off?? How about I rephrase your post slightly...


AHHHH!! Now suddenly it all becomes clear!!! ;;D


My apologies - I haven't been around here much in the last week or so, been trying to fit three weeks work into one.  Haven't opened Womens Friday pic. :-/

But now you gals are just being vindictive.  ;)

Tom  
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by deltadarlin on Aug 14th, 2005, 9:38am

on 08/14/05 at 08:57:04, burnt-toast wrote:
But now you gals are just being vindictive.  ;)

Tom  


We're not being vindictive.  You guys are just jealous because our *tools* ALWAYS work for us, no chance of failure or embarrasing moments.  
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by maffumatt on Aug 14th, 2005, 10:39am
I dont want to live in Mantown, sounds pretty gay, I bet they all wear leather chaps and have the village people playing on the PA . I like my town to be coed.................
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by clarence on Aug 14th, 2005, 10:45am
If Men Ruled the World...
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme."

Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

"Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops.(Or to the crooks.)

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle."

Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

--

When the surgeon came to see Bambi on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."
--

MANTOWN!
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:28pm
I command that lesbians leave MANTOWN, But keep up the activities within view of MANTOWN ;;D

............Your King

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/KingJonny.jpg
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:39pm

on 08/14/05 at 12:28:52, Jonny wrote:
I command that lesbians leave MANTOWN, But keep up the activities within view of MANTOWN ;;D

............Your King

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/jonny68/KingJonny.jpg


I see you are compensateing again!! ::) ::)lol
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:42pm

on 08/14/05 at 12:39:51, sassy_lady wrote:
I see you are compensateing again!! ::) ::)lol


Like I said, Get Permission from your MAN and I will show you the Mule! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:46pm

on 08/14/05 at 09:38:54, deltadarlin wrote:
We're not being vindictive.  You guys are just jealous because our *tools* ALWAYS work for us, no chance of failure or embarrasing moments.  


Touchè


Quote:
I dont want to live in Mantown, sounds pretty gay, I bet they all wear leather chaps and have the village people playing on the PA . I like my town to be coed.................


Definitely my kinda guy! :-*


Quote:
If Men Ruled the World...


That's why men don't rule the world and I'm glad a man admits it! ;;D


Quote:
I command that lesbians leave MANTOWN, But keep up the activities within view of MANTOWN  

............Your King


And I say to naughty little boys [smiley=baby.gif] playing in their mother's clothes and make-up, be a sweet little boy and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLOTHES!  [smiley=ohjez.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:47pm
got premission, he's sitting right here watching nascar!!
GO FOR IT!! ::) ;;D ::) ;;D
lol Jolene
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:50pm

on 08/14/05 at 12:46:54, Jasmyn wrote:
be a sweet little boy and GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLOTHES!  [smiley=ohjez.gif]


As if I'd fit in a sheet....LMAO ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:55pm
Didn't we just have a battle of the sexes thread a few weeks back?  

I have to say, I find there are more advantages to being single every day.... ;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14th, 2005, 12:57pm

on 08/14/05 at 12:50:47, Jonny wrote:
As if I'd fit in a sheet....LMAO ;;D


Jonny don't talk with your mouth full, it's not polite!

And by the way I don't spend my whole day in bed, I have some clothes in my cupboard (besides the one's you wear most of the time!) [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:00pm

on 08/14/05 at 12:57:09, Jasmyn wrote:
And by the way I don't spend my whole day in bed


You should re-think that!
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by redtaz on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:02pm
What Men Want  

1  More beer. More cheese. More sex.
2 Vitamin fortified cigars.
3 Public beer fountains.
4 Kitty catapults.
5 All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters.
6 Wet T-shirt Fridays.
7 Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors.
8 One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card
9 Rocket boots.
10 Machine gun camp.
11 NASA space shuttle races.
12 Sledgehammer boxing.
13 Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete arguments.
14 Congressional pie fights.
15 Government research grants to build the perfect chicken parmesan hero.
16 More beer. More cheese. More sex.
17 Tomahawk missile surf boards.
18 Hot tub jury boxes.
19 Nacho cheese lipstick.
20 Personal midget-ninja chauffeurs.
21 New TV shows: PBS' The BBQ Hour, Total Kung-Fu Live, and America's Funniest Farts.
22 24-hour, on call UN negotiator for when you stumble home late, drunk, with lipstick stains on your collar.
23 More beer. More cheese. More sex.
24 Condoms that whistle, whir, and honk when used.
25 Inflatable sex dolls who cook.
26 Beef jerky business cards.
27 Combination briefcase/pizza oven.
28 National Make-Out with Cheerleaders Day.
29 Art museums dedicated to framing copy-machine faxes of asses.
30 Robot gloves for crushing kegs of beer.
31 Karaoke "ejector" stages.
32 Opera glasses that broadcast ESPN.
33 The Astronaut Reserves.
34 Porno without all the "talking" filler.
35 Head banging elevated to "fine art".
36 All money spent on women tax deductible!
37 Free BBQ buffet at the DMV.
38 Passports to Margaritaville.
39 The ability to telepathically force anyone to belch on the spot.

;;D Dape  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by BobG on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:17pm
Yeah, what Dape said.

But we also need lists for the other 6 days of the week.
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by clarence on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:29pm

on 08/14/05 at 13:02:50, redtaz wrote:
8 One "Get Out of the Doghouse" card


just one?

nice list!

Casey
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 1:30pm
What Dape needs.. a nice piece of steak for the black eyes Mrs Dape me Kate Jude and Maddy are gonna give him!! LOL

Dape.. told you you'd fit in just fine here.. you sick little bastard!  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by rextangle on Aug 14th, 2005, 2:43pm
MAAAAAAAAAAANTOWN!!! [smiley=headbanger.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:11pm
MANTOWN salutes this pilot!
http://www.trendpimp.com/albums/crazy/xtreme_landing.wmv

A MANTOWN blast from the past, why?.....cause its MANLY ;;D
http://www.trendpimp.com/albums/crazy/thumb_chase.jpg

More MANLY to come....LOL
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by rextangle on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:23pm
http://www.claymation.org/images/mr_t.jpg
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:31pm
you call Mr. T. manly, please, he's soo out date, It Aint Funny!! You can do better!!  ::)  ;;D  ::)  ;;D  ::)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:31pm

on 08/14/05 at 15:23:55, rextangle wrote:
http://www.claymation.org/images/mr_t.jpg



No argument here, Foo!   ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by rextangle on Aug 14th, 2005, 3:48pm
Pity the foo' that makes fun of me! ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:04pm

on 08/14/05 at 15:31:34, sassy_lady wrote:
he's soo out date


Its....He's so out "of" date.

Next time I charge you for the lesson, here in MANTOWN nobody rides for free ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:14pm
Glad to see you working for me!!  ;;D  ::)  [smiley=laugh.gif]
always ways to make boys work!!  ;;D   ::)  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:23pm
School would have been nice.....LMAO ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:27pm

on 08/14/05 at 16:04:54, Jonny wrote:
... here in MANTOWN nobody rides for free ;;D


You got that right Bro...you bid 2 grand  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:29pm
why when I have all you boys doing it for me,
plus someone has to keep those little brains working!! ::) ::) ::)
lol
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:32pm

on 08/14/05 at 16:27:09, Redd715 wrote:
You got that right Bro...you bid 2 grand  ;;D


You are worth it, I know you went to school......brains and beauty, I'll make it 10 grand ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:40pm

on 08/14/05 at 16:32:48, Jonny wrote:
You are worth it, I know you went to school......brains and beauty, I'll make it 10 grand ;;D



Jeeze last I heard it was a cool Million for an indecent proposal.
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 4:57pm

on 08/14/05 at 16:40:42, Redd715 wrote:
Jeeze last I heard it was a cool Million for an indecent proposal.


If I had a mill I would be in you already ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:03pm
Hey it was a mil just for the PROPOSAL... my sis ain't cheap!!
and she don't do married!!  :P
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:09pm

on 08/14/05 at 17:03:11, LeLimey wrote:
Hey it was a mil just for the PROPOSAL... my sis ain't cheap!!
and she don't do married!!  :P


And I love my Bro here, don't get me wrong..but he ain't no Robert Redford.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~jmcnamara/misc/redford.gif

Yummy.....
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:15pm
http://www.iespana.es/DOMINGUERO69/Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20-%20Aragorn%20(1).jpg

Or Viggo Mortensen

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH-E/249746.jpg

Or Johnny Depp

http://home.rixtele.com/~urdskalla/Skivomslag/Mel_Gibson.jpg

Or Mel Gibson...

I know I'm hopeless.... [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:18pm

on 08/14/05 at 17:15:48, Redd715 wrote:
http://www.iespana.es/DOMINGUERO69/Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20-%20Aragorn%20(1).jpg
I know I'm hopeless.... [smiley=laugh.gif]


Blimey if thats hopeless then I don't ever want to be hopeful....

PHWOARRRRR!!!!!
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:25pm
Ahhh but alas dear Sister...tis only a mid summer nights dream...... :-/
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:29pm

on 08/14/05 at 17:25:29, Redd715 wrote:
Ahhh but alas dear Sister...tis only a mid summer nights dream...... :-/


Yes but a glorious one..and like Camelot shows the TRUE meaning of MAN TOWN don't you think?! ;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:31pm
Ahhh that it does....that it does....

Johnny Depp has the most kissable lips in all of Hollywood I do say...
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:35pm
Hmm.. not too sure about that now Redd.

I think on reflection you might find thats a rash statement.

I think a long and exhaustive study, years of intense research even is called for ..

All in the name of science of course  ;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 5:39pm

on 08/14/05 at 17:35:34, LeLimey wrote:
Hmm.. not too sure about that now Redd.

I think on reflection you might find thats a rash statement.

I think a long and exhaustive study, years of intense research even is called for ..

All in the name of science of course  ;)


But of course....mearly an innitial observation... technique is always another issue which takes intensive study....

Oh the things I'm willing to do for science... ;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 6:00pm
I think we can call this thread officially

hijacked
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 14th, 2005, 7:21pm
JACK this redd.....It needs it ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by clarence on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:06pm
Damn, Mantown is turning into another "Friday Porn for the Ladies" thread.

Here, a little video illustrating  Life as a Guy (http://www.sparta.cn/dl.php?fn=lifeasaguy.asf&action=download&mustconfirm=false)!

Chicks suck.   ;;D

Casey
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:20pm

on 08/14/05 at 19:21:46, Jonny wrote:
JACK this redd.....It needs it ;;D



Where is my magnifying glass.....
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by clarence on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:30pm
http://www.sparta.cn//media/endoftheworld.swf

LMAO
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Redd715 on Aug 14th, 2005, 8:36pm

on 08/14/05 at 20:30:46, clarence wrote:
http://www.sparta.cn//media/endoftheworld.swf

LMAO


doesn't want to download even on dsl dude....

Lov ya bro but ya gotta do better than that
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 14th, 2005, 9:11pm
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Ree on Aug 14th, 2005, 10:23pm

on 08/13/05 at 19:39:00, sassy_lady wrote:
I have to agree, open invitation !! ;;D ::) ;;D ::)

right only thing that would have kept me out would have been a post about car parts... its like a foreign language...one I don't care to understand.... ree
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 15th, 2005, 3:43am
Great stuff Girls! 8)

The guys are lost again like always! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 15th, 2005, 3:46am
O, Ja and Casey....


Quote:
Chicks suck.


We even do THAT better than guys!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 15th, 2005, 3:54am

on 08/15/05 at 03:43:42, Jasmyn wrote:
Great stuff Girls! 8)

The guys are lost again like always! [smiley=laugh.gif]


Well when have you ever known them to stop and ask for directions huh Jas?!! ;)



Quote:
chicks suck



on 08/15/05 at 03:46:01, Jasmyn wrote:
O, Ja and Casey....
We even do THAT better than guys!!!! [smiley=crackup.gif]


Oh... I don't know so much Jas... some of the guys here seem VERY practised!!!  ::)  ;) [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:18am

Quote:
Oh... I don't know so much Jas... some of the guys here seem VERY practised!!!      


You are totally correct Helen, give credit where credit SEEM due! ;)

Good boys! [smiley=lick.gif] Lollipops all around to all the guys (or suckers like we call them)!  [smiley=baby.gif] All instructions and directions included.  :-*
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by Jonny on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:44am
http://patriotfilesannex.org/General_Patton_Message.htm
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by clarence on Aug 15th, 2005, 5:09am

on 08/14/05 at 20:36:50, Redd715 wrote:
doesn't want to download even on dsl dude....

Lov ya bro but ya gotta do better than that


Um, works for me.  But, Unsolved has the link too, and that works.  

Check this moron out:

http://www.sparta.cn/dl.php?fn=bananmoron.wmv&watch=1

And, the real reason men don't ask for directions:

http://www.sparta.cn/dl.php?fn=askdirections.mpeg&watch=1
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by clarence on Aug 15th, 2005, 5:48am
Had to fix this link too:

http://www.sparta.cn/dl.php?fn=lifeasaguy.asf&watch=1

sorry -

Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 15th, 2005, 1:33pm
Hey!!! Who left the door on the hen house unlocked?

Wanna keep em away? Start a thread that has the word chocolate or donuts in the title.  ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by ghost62 on Aug 15th, 2005, 2:53pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]Yep someone opened the hen house .... then they forgot to let us in on it ... then again whenever a guy thread shows up them wimminz always try to give lame input. sooht what good are they besides the furry end of their guts  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 15th, 2005, 3:47pm
GHOST THIS THREAD SAYS MANTOWN.... WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!

love ya really hon!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by ghost62 on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:05pm

on 08/15/05 at 15:47:16, LeLimey wrote:
GHOST THIS THREAD SAYS MANTOWN.... WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!

love ya really hon!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

And should I ask you too? Is there something we should know about?
;;D :o :o
Hide Lance! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:09pm
In today's News.........

Vindictive women continue their relentless invasion of MANTOWN.

Most men polled believe this attack will end Friday when new "Friday pics for women" are posted.

In the meantime most MEN have withdrawn to secret hideouts to plan invasion of "Friday Pics for women" post.

Uninterested bystanders confused and demending to know when this madness will end.

Full story at 11:00.

Tom



       
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:12pm

on 08/15/05 at 16:09:28, burnt-toast wrote:
In the meantime most MEN have withdrawn to secret hideouts to plan invasion of "Friday Pics for women" post.

       


Men should remember its their invasions wot 'ave caused ours!!

Tit for Tat 'n all that!!  ;)
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by ghost62 on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:14pm

on 08/15/05 at 16:12:33, LeLimey wrote:
Tit for Tat 'n all that!!  ;)

I likes those (o) (o)

;;D :o
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by LeLimey on Aug 15th, 2005, 4:24pm
Ghost all the ch babes are pefectly adjusted.
Do NOT try to fiddle with their knobs unless you require some "adjusting" yourself. ;;D
Title: Re: Name change.."MANTOWN"
Post by ghost62 on Aug 15th, 2005, 5:36pm

on 08/15/05 at 16:24:30, LeLimey wrote:
Ghost all the ch babes are pefectly adjusted.
Do NOT try to fiddle with their knobs unless you require some "adjusting" yourself. ;;D

I can always use a little adjustment ...... wooo hoooo  [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;)


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