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(Message started by: Frank_W on Aug 12^th, 2005, 9:51am)

Title: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12^th, 2005, 9:51am

Burrow

July sunset sky is full of blades and
With each finger I remove
I clear the haze
to drift one-tenth closer to
lush emerald paradise
a stained-glass Nirvana
A lavender dream orgy of horny angels in a Roman garden
A screaming white sun that descends to swallow me
into an ecstatic kaleidoscope supernova of...

"...been sedated and is resting for the moment. Perhaps later,
he'll be able to tell us why..."

The humming flourescent light hurts my ears and scours my eyes.
Bandaged hands throb dully...
Burrow back into the chrysalis of sleep
longing to remain so for a millenium.

-Frank H. Weeden

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Langa on Aug 12^th, 2005, 10:18am

In a word: BIZARRE… ;)

Thanks for sharing Frank…

Langa

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by pattik on Aug 12^th, 2005, 10:45am

Sounds like a seriously bad trip...hope you still have all your digits, Frank. :-/

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12^th, 2005, 10:47am

Typing this with my nose...

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Charlie on Aug 12^th, 2005, 7:10pm

Wow Frank..

Are you sure you aren't some "Beat" reincarnation?

Howl away, Frank. http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/aiwan1//hi.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Redneck on Aug 12^th, 2005, 8:47pm

Lost me Bro [smiley=huh.gif] Bizzare, i couldnt tell you. Kinda liked parts of it.

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 12^th, 2005, 9:05pm

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

(Compliments of the Vogons)

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 13^th, 2005, 7:10am

Not sure what the poet is attempting to say - outside of "I've got a lose screw. someone please don't tighten it for me". BiZarre is right!

Brian,

Is your poem something from Dr. Suise?

Tom

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 13^th, 2005, 6:17pm

on 08/13/05 at 07:10:04, burnt-toast wrote:

Brian, Is your poem something from Dr. Suise?

Close. It was wrote and spoke by Prostetnic Captain Jeltz of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. See the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy - highly recommended.

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 14^th, 2005, 2:13am

Very good Frank! So true.

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 15^th, 2005, 7:45am

LOL! Nice one, Brian! Reminds me of something from "Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Oh jeez... I wrote this before I read your reply. LOL

And I agree: The books are brilliant!

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by maffumatt on Aug 15^th, 2005, 9:44am

If you think the movie is good , read the book, its one of my favs..............

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 15^th, 2005, 1:28pm

on 08/15/05 at 09:44:22, maffumatt wrote:

If you think the movie is good , read the book, its one of my favs..............

Books are the best!

Great answer to the meaning of life!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by yikes-another-one on Aug 15^th, 2005, 7:09pm

;)
yep, can never sleep in the hospital.
Darn nurses tell us to whisper,
but they never lower their voices....
;)

Blessed rest,
elusive, and tantalizing,

grasping for it and holding tightly
simply chases it away much faster...

better to let it wash gently toward you...
like the tide, coming back in for the evening....
each wave brings it closer and deeper,
until your beach chair is swamped and your
picnic is soggy.....

i liked the poem.
do you call it "interupted dream?"

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 15^th, 2005, 7:36pm

Nice poem, yourself! :) I like the image of the tide... It's restive yet elusive. Nice analogy. :)

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 16^th, 2005, 1:16am

Trans and Ental - the Modern Iff

And so all must stand as always Shall be,
As it was and it were, as a bee is to sea.
The looking-glass dwarfs Alice,
While the valet steals the chalice,
The President plays haiku, the children don't see.

Notwithstanding the aforesaid, albeit sub judice,
Groucho played dead while god drank The Tea.
Nannies undies caught fire,
We put spuds on the pyre,
And the peas were from Cree while the injuns ate Brie.

My book met a motor car, my soap was afloat,
A goat and a stoat proved Mars is afloat.
Yet the orchestra sang,
With a bang and a twang,
And his cat's favourite cradle got the moon in it's throat.

Our fan's gone a-twiddle, the priest is a-diddle,
The silly old filly's gone riddle-a-giggle.
Green grass got a title,
Sang at the recital,
An octopus took photos and grazed in the middle.

So as all must start she must end, bend or lend,
The borrower be sorrower, as you get so we send.
And the poet who's worse,
Can be baddest or verse,
So to write or to blight. Will they buy it? The end.

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 16^th, 2005, 7:42am

*applauding* Nice one, Brian! :)

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by LeLimey on Aug 16^th, 2005, 7:48am

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts shot up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 16^th, 2005, 7:54am

LMAO!!

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was black as soot
And everywhere that Mary went
His sooty foot he put.

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by LeLimey on Aug 16^th, 2005, 7:57am

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard
To fetch her poor doggie a bone
But when she bent over
Old Rover jumped over
And slipped her a bone of his own

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 16^th, 2005, 8:39am

LMAO!!!

Title: Re: Bizarre Poem (You've been warned)
Post by Charlie on Aug 16^th, 2005, 8:25pm

http://smiles.ru/coll/dark/iorik.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Never let it be said that I ain't got no cultcher.

Charlie