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(Message started by: LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:00pm)
Title: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:00pm
Dape (Red Taz) myself and Kate (another UK newbie here) were chatting on MSN and came up with a list of reasons why we though O2 rules UK!
Thought you might like to see them and maybe add to them too!

Reasons why O2 is better than Sex

Sits on your face comfortably

Only comes when YOU are ready for it!

You can use it several times a night

It lasts as long as you want it to

You can just turn it off when you're done.

You don't mind sucking it

It doesn't leave a wet spot

It always leaves you satisfied

It takes away a HA instead of giving you one


Add to the list!!
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Redd715 on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:11pm
It gets the job done, and the size of tank doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by byoung111 on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:13pm
It doesn't need to cuddle when your done.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:25pm
LMAO.. oh you are GOOD!! Thought you'd like to see a couple of pics of one of my "e" quivalents! small but perfectly formed huh? I love the integral regulator on the top. No piddling about with THESE babies!


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/JasperandO2005.jpg

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a139/lelimey/JasperandO2006.jpg
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:28pm
You never want to go to bed without your O2....  ;)
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by pattik on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:46pm
You can have it delivered right to your door...

It always gives you plenty of warning before it's used up.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Jonny on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:01pm

on 08/11/05 at 18:00:58, LeLimey wrote:
Reasons why O2 is better than Sex

Sits on your face comfortably

Only comes when YOU are ready for it!

You can use it several times a night

It lasts as long as you want it to

You can just turn it off when you're done.

You don't mind sucking it

It doesn't leave a wet spot

It always leaves you satisfied


If thats your take on sex.....you my dear either dont have the right partner or....you dont know what the hell you want ;;D

BTW: when the hell does a guy SIT on a chicks face?.....you must be into tossing the salad......LMMFAO ;;D
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:17pm

on 08/11/05 at 19:01:11, Jonny wrote:
BTW: when the hell does a guy SIT on a chicks face


Now now silly.. I said there were 3 of us making the list and one of us was a bloke!  ::) Pay attention!
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by don on Aug 11th, 2005, 8:58pm
It doesn't talk.













And talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by E-Double on Aug 11th, 2005, 9:19pm
If it stops doing what I want I toss it in a corner and grab the next one!
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 9:49pm
It's cheaper.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by E-Double on Aug 11th, 2005, 10:10pm

on 08/11/05 at 21:49:04, AussieBrian wrote:
It's cheaper.


[smiley=laugh.gif]

There ya go Brian......Fair Dinkum!! ;)
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Aug 11th, 2005, 10:39pm
And best of all, i dont have to take the mask off my face to respond to a yappy fuckin tank.  O2 tanks dont get pissy when you are not talking.

My O2 tank doesnt give a FUCK about what is happening in reality television.

If i want more O2, i just gotta turn a dial,  if i want more sex, i gotta be nice.

Its never happened that i need to put down the O2 and run to have sex, but its happened the other way around.

BMonee
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Aug 11th, 2005, 10:42pm
Oh, wait, my lovely wifey just informed me that my O2 tank doesnt have breastesses.

And she also just informed me that my O2 tank isnt pissed off about this list.

I have to go now  :-*.................................time to go be nice

BMonee
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Lizzie2 on Aug 12th, 2005, 12:22am
The O2 tank doesn't get hurt if you say, "Not tonight honey."  In fact, if the O2 tank has any kind of decency - it is overjoyed at the thought that the beast isn't visiting and therefore it's services are not needed!!

;;D
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:16am
When the old one's all used up, it doesn't care if you grab a new one.

It blows you whenever you want.

Gets turned all the way on with a minimum of effort.

Doesn't get pissy about the fact that you haven't touched it in months, when you don't need it.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by don on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:21am
You dont have to get it drunk to sleep with it.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by seasonalboomer on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:23am
if you're done in 3-4 minutes, that's a good thing.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Highlander on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:36am


Quote:
You can use it several times a night


I'm obviously still young enough have lots of energy and to require no sleep!!! :o


Quote:
It always leaves you satisfied


I've never had any complaints!!!!!! :P

One big problem with O2 is the WTF conversation a lady wishes to have when she notices the tank and the mask next to bed!!!

Scott
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by don on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:47am

Quote:
One big problem with O2 is the WTF conversation a lady wishes to have when she notices the tank and the mask next to bed!!!


Disguise it with a magnetic sign that says:

"
DURACELL....Super charged long lasting battery"
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by seasonalboomer on Aug 12th, 2005, 7:55am
is already tanked when it arrives at your house...
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by jimbo on Aug 12th, 2005, 8:59am
It doesn't ask "Does this tank make my ass look fat?" ;;D

Seeya,

Jimbo
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by LadyElaine on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:04am
It doesn't take but a second to turn on ! ;;D
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:11am
It has no shame about being used and tossed aside.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:31am
I can turn it on.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Woobie on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:41am

on 08/12/05 at 09:31:19, AussieBrian wrote:
I can turn it on.



LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

THAT was funny! [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by LeLimey on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:59am

on 08/12/05 at 09:31:19, AussieBrian wrote:
I can turn it on.


Um.. FRANK!! Am I right in thinking you can't get any??!  ;;D
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 10:02am

on 08/12/05 at 09:59:29, LeLimey wrote:
Um.. FRANK!! Am I right in thinking you can't get any??!  ;;D


Oh, if only I could get my neuro to write me a script for it....  :o ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by mcf69 on Aug 12th, 2005, 10:51am
My Favorite:

Quote:
You can just turn it off when you're done


One drawback though, the headache excuse doesn't work.......  


Quote:
One big problem with O2 is the WTF conversation a lady wishes to have when she notices the tank and the mask next to bed!!!  

Scott

Just tell her that she'll need it when you get done  ;)
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 11:08am

on 08/11/05 at 18:00:58, LeLimey wrote:
Dape (Red Taz) myself and Kate (another UK newbie here) were chatting on MSN and came up with a list of reasons why we though O2 rules UK!
Thought you might like to see them and maybe add to them too!

Reasons why O2 is better than Sex

Sits on your face comfortably

Only comes when YOU are ready for it!

You can use it several times a night

It lasts as long as you want it to

You can just turn it off when you're done.

You don't mind sucking it

It doesn't leave a wet spot

It always leaves you satisfied

It takes away a HA instead of giving you one


Add to the list!!


If you think that oxygen is better than sex, you obviously have not had sex with the right person ... Want me to demonstrate??  Prove my point??

Chuck
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 11:28am

on 08/12/05 at 11:08:45, ClusterChuck wrote:
Prove my point??


Just a little, teensy weensy tiny little point, Pee Wee? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 11:57am

on 08/12/05 at 11:28:43, Frank_W wrote:
Just a little, teensy weensy tiny little point, Pee Wee?

I didn't hear any complaints, that wild passionate night we spent together ...

Chuck
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 12:00pm
Oh, stop it, you bitch. You weren't supposed to tell anyone about that! (At least you offered me a cigarette afterwards!)  :-X :o ;;D
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 12:28pm
ME BAD!!  Sorry, darling ...

Everyone, please ignore my last post ...

There, Frank, we are safe now.  No one will read it now.

Your stud,
Chuckie-poo
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 12:31pm
[smiley=lick.gif] :-* [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 12th, 2005, 1:02pm
Get a room you two!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]


Oxygen is better than sex as there is no question as to its "purity"...


DD
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ghost62 on Aug 12th, 2005, 1:22pm
Remember 02 is much cheaper too.
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 1:36pm
Bah... Purity is WAY over-rated!!

[smiley=laugh.gif] 8)
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 12th, 2005, 1:44pm

on 08/12/05 at 13:36:55, Frank_W wrote:
Bah... Purity is WAY over-rated!!

[smiley=laugh.gif] 8)



That's what all the "Ho's" say...  [smiley=laugh.gif]


DD
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 2:00pm

on 08/12/05 at 13:44:40, Donna_D. wrote:
That's what all the "Ho's" say...  [smiley=laugh.gif]


DD



LMAO! Not a ho. Just livin' my life! ;)

Ho Ho Ho,
-Franko  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by redtaz on Aug 12th, 2005, 3:29pm

Quote:
If you think that oxygen is better than sex, you obviously have not had sex with the right person ... Want me to demonstrate??  Prove my point??

Chuck



Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No thank you Chuck

Dape
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:12pm

on 08/12/05 at 15:29:05, redtaz wrote:
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No thank you Chuck

Dape


Afraid you might like it ?? ?? ??   ;) ;;D

Chuck
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by redtaz on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:24pm

Quote:
on Today at 9:29pm, redtaz wrote:Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No thank you Chuck

Dape  



Afraid you might like it ?? ?? ??    

Chuck


Ime game if you are [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=inlove.gif]

[smiley=heart.gif] Dape  [smiley=heart.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ghost62 on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:26pm
Ok post pics and video when avail. [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=oops.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by Redneck on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:29pm
I get plenty of 02, what the hell is "sex"  [smiley=huh.gif]


edit: can you get it in a green tank at the welding store?  [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:37pm

on 08/12/05 at 16:24:20, redtaz wrote:
Ime game if you are [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=inlove.gif]

[smiley=heart.gif] Dape  [smiley=heart.gif]


I'm READY, darling ...  When and where?  Which one of us gets tied up?  I forget, it has been so long ...

I will bring the video camera ...

Chuck
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by redtaz on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:46pm

Quote:
I'm READY, darling ...  When and where?  Which one of us gets tied up? I forget, it has been so long ...

I will bring the video camera ...

Chuck


I would love to come meet you but am a bit tied up  [smiley=laugh.gif]

;;D Dape  ;;D
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:51pm

on 08/12/05 at 16:46:45, redtaz wrote:
I would love to come meet you but am a bit tied up  [smiley=laugh.gif]

;;D Dape  ;;D


STOP that, you studly bitch, you!!!  You are getting me all hot and bothered!!

Whew!!!  Is it hot in here???

Chuck
Title: Re: Reasons O2 MIGHT be better than Sex..
Post by LeLimey on Aug 12th, 2005, 4:55pm

on 08/12/05 at 11:08:45, ClusterChuck wrote:
If you think that oxygen is better than sex, you obviously have not had sex with the right person ... Want me to demonstrate??  Prove my point??

Chuck


Hmm.. this mean you are giving up on the O2 then Chuckie? Making a choice?!! LOL
I know there are CERTAIN times NOT all the time by any means when O2 is preferable!!
But then again.. the bit of me that thinks is the same bit that hurts so it's different for women isn't it?! ;) ;;D :P


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