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Title: How to make a woman happy... Post by lady_bug on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:12pm Just a couple of little things...think you can handle it boys??? It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. to never forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes ********* HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Fuck him 3. Shut the fuck up. ********** OK, so is it true |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Frank_W on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:35pm Gosh... Wimmin sure require a lot of maintenance! I'm glad I've got one who puts up with me, so I try to put up with being all of those things. LOL |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Jasmyn on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:45pm Frank I understand that you suffer from hallucinations, that's why you make me LOL! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Frank_W on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:55pm I didn't say I was successful at being all of those things. Most of the time, I'm good only for comic relief. LOL |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by unsolved1 on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:57pm All those things still wouldn't satisfy ... lol UNsolved |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by sandie99 on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:59pm Who said that happiness would be easy... But guys, don't stop trying! :) We do give A for effort... ;) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Donna_D. on Aug 10th, 2005, 3:02pm I didn't see chocolate on that list anywhere.... What gives? DD |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by sandie99 on Aug 10th, 2005, 3:09pm on 08/10/05 at 15:02:34, Donna_D. wrote:
Now when you mentioned it... I don't see donuts there, either... :o |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by clarence on Aug 10th, 2005, 4:28pm on 08/10/05 at 14:57:29, unsolved1 wrote:
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by pattik on Aug 10th, 2005, 4:32pm The problem is that there are 53 things on that list, and I have been told that many guys can only count to 11. [smiley=huh.gif] 8) (or 21 in their bare feet). |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Jonny on Aug 10th, 2005, 5:10pm Giver her nothing, that way when she gets anything at all you are a King ;;D Com'on Dudes, train them bitches right!!!! |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Kevin_M on Aug 10th, 2005, 5:27pm on 08/10/05 at 16:32:07, pattik wrote:
That's what I say. Aren't there any more you could add? I couldn't find one that was me. Any more options? Anything else? Anything? |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by lady_bug on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:31pm I want all of you men to sit down tonight and memorize that list...it's the least you can do! :-* |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:32pm I don't think I am doing too bad .. 2 out of 53 ain't so bad ... Now, STFU, wench! Where is my supper? Chuck |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by LeLimey on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:37pm on 08/10/05 at 18:32:03, ClusterChuck wrote:
In the dog bowl darling... same as every other night!! :-* |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Langa on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:44pm on 08/10/05 at 18:37:54, LeLimey wrote:
Ooooh, that was cold... [smiley=laugh.gif] Where do you come up wit'em girl! I'm impressed! However... ;;D Not that i'm trying to extort any money from the men or nuthin, ya know? ::) but in your defense, I think you are all wonderful and it takes a lot more than those three things to make you happy...well, unless you're a jerk that wants a bimbo (I know a few myself) and I refuse to believe that my wonderful brothers are like that... ;) :-* Love, Langa |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Redneck on Aug 10th, 2005, 6:47pm Only 60 total items, not bad, I can handle that. Now, you want my list ;) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by nani on Aug 10th, 2005, 7:31pm on 08/10/05 at 18:44:06, Langa wrote:
She just wants her brothers to send her money. ::) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by lady_bug on Aug 10th, 2005, 8:39pm 47. be very rich [quote][/quote] I think this one should have at least made the top 5!! Don't you girls? |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by lady_bug on Aug 10th, 2005, 8:41pm I just can't seem to get that quote thing down...it's making me crazy!! |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:42am It's MAKING you crazy? [smiley=laugh.gif] You make it sound like craziness is a new development for you. ;;D *ducking* :-X I must say, women have brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I dated Betty Mahoney, when I was a Junior in high school. |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by deltadarlin on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:43am on 08/10/05 at 18:47:27, Redneck wrote:
1. beer 2. beer 3. beer 4. beer 5. more beer 6. supper 7. sweet nuffinks 8. sleep 9. repeat 1-8 |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 8:13am Santa Claus A Happy Woman The Tooth Faerie Western Women Who Actually Enjoy Sex A Perfect Man (In a woman's eyes) Western Women Who Don't Play 10,000 Headgames All The Fucking Time The Easter Bunny Western Women Who Don't Think Men Owe Them Something ALL mythological creatures. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by rickyshot on Aug 11th, 2005, 8:46am on 08/10/05 at 17:10:52, Jonny wrote:
Jonny I have a pair of handcuffs with your name on them..... ::) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by jimbo on Aug 11th, 2005, 10:21am jonny, you da Man! ;;D I see that we think alike. Seeya, In control jimbo |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Jasmyn on Aug 11th, 2005, 11:27am on 08/11/05 at 10:21:05, jimbo wrote:
After jonny's comment this is al I can say to you jimbo: First - Jonny is not a man, she just dresses like one The one after first - Men don't think (as their heads are too small to hold any brains) The one before four - Seeya is not a recognized word only if you put your glasses on to see a tiny mule The one after three - I've never heard or seen a man in control, we just make them think they are! ::) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 11:38am on 08/11/05 at 08:13:05, Frank_W wrote:
[smiley=huh.gif] Um.. Frank.. Would you like some vinegar to go with the chips on your shoulder??? |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:16pm Thanks. I'm fine. Just zingin' the women back. ;) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Langa on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:20pm What's a Western Wimmin? ::) Also, what's a sweet nuffink? :P Langa |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:21pm on 08/11/05 at 12:20:03, Langa wrote:
What Franks got between his sweet ears |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Langa on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:25pm on 08/11/05 at 12:21:32, LeLimey wrote:
LOL... I must say the Love between you two seems to ooze out of ya...it overwhelms me... [smiley=laugh.gif] not Langa |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by lady_bug on Aug 11th, 2005, 4:35pm You guys are cracking me up!! I especially liked the "want some vinegar with the chips on his shoulder" comment LeLimey...good one! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Sandy_C on Aug 11th, 2005, 5:02pm on 08/11/05 at 12:21:32, LeLimey wrote:
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] My personal favorite is # 21 - an organizer. Now you can take that one a couple of ways. Organizer - one who keeps his own clothes, shoes, toys, tools, in the proper place - as in organized. Organizher - one who keeps his wife's clothes, shoes, toys, tools, in the proper place - as in organized. Or ;;D Organize -HER - keeping her organs in well lubricated, proper running condition so that they are ready to perform at a momen't notice. Votes anyone? |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Charlie on Aug 11th, 2005, 9:03pm Hury it up, damn it. http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/smilie_putzen.gif?SSImageQuality=Full I'm waitin' http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/boredom.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Charlie |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by giffy76 on Aug 12th, 2005, 8:27am I especially like the excuse "not tonight, I have a headache" I guarenfukintee your head don't hurt as bad as mine and I still want sex, what the hell, quit making excuses and just say, I don't want to have sex with you, you're an A-hole go sleep in the basement. |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by ghost62 on Aug 12th, 2005, 8:29am Face it guys Hens are never happy unles they are working there power tools :o :o :o |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by rickyshot on Aug 12th, 2005, 8:37am Ok Giffy you are a fuckin azzhole and go sleep in the basement. ;;D PS I bet my head hurts as bad as yours. >:( |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 12th, 2005, 8:11pm I vote for this one: on 08/11/05 at 17:02:55, Sandy_C wrote:
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by AussieBrian on Aug 12th, 2005, 10:46pm And they still haven't mentioned the toilet seat. |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by LeLimey on Aug 13th, 2005, 4:04am on 08/12/05 at 22:46:32, AussieBrian wrote:
Well DUH Brian.... if you're doing all the rest of that stuff you're going to have time to pee too??! ::) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by burnt-toast on Aug 13th, 2005, 7:00am There's no reliable way to make a woman happy. If we satisfy everything on your list, the list simply grows until something to bitch about makes the list. :) Men are too basic for all this complication. ;;D Tom |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by Langa on Aug 13th, 2005, 11:01am Quote:
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by BobG on Aug 13th, 2005, 5:13pm on 08/10/05 at 14:12:44, lady_bug wrote:
I ain't going to answer that. My wife reads this site. 8) |
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Title: Re: How to make a woman happy... Post by CHTom on Aug 13th, 2005, 11:02pm You can't unless you do everything that they tell you to and always agree with them; even then, it is doubtful. |
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