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(Message started by: Redd_baby_girl on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:25pm)

Title: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:25pm
Type here if U have a few extra seconds to spare.  Like after you brush ur teeth and b4 u go to bed.  just put thoughts down.  Kinda like a diary.  Just make sure there isn't anything sick...(no rude videos Jonny.  I saw the family guy one.  I think that's what made me sick the other day...  [smiley=hurl.gif])  But, a few extra seconds, put down a thought.


Loves!

Megi

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by nani on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:27pm
Didja ever wonder....



what if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jonny on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:32pm

on 08/09/05 at 17:27:34, nani wrote:
Didja ever wonder....



what if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

;;D


Two words....Ask Don! ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by vig on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:35pm
life is good

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Langa on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:51pm
I'm tired... :P

Langa

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Bethany1 on Aug 9th, 2005, 5:59pm
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by clarence on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:00pm
I like dinner

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Langa on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:01pm

on 08/09/05 at 17:59:55, Bethany1 wrote:
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?


Word... [smiley=huh.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by clarence on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:03pm
If you're blind, your other senses are heightened...like touch!   ;;D

Casey

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by LeLimey on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:05pm
Why is it your kids never eat carrots. EVER. Yet when they throw up its always carrots???

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd715 on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:11pm
Why is it when something is missing, or broken,  or stained I seem to have a few extra children around I did NOT give birth to?  Their names are Wasn'tMe, IDon'tKnow, and NoBody?

for typo


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by LeLimey on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:13pm
Oh Redd I think I know those kids too.
Personally I'd like to meet Everyone Else's mother, that Mrs Else has alot to answer for.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by LeLimey on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:14pm
Anyone else get the feeling this thread is taking a turn poor old Megi didn't want or expect?! ;)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd715 on Aug 9th, 2005, 6:15pm
Wow....she sure does (Mrs. Else that is)....from what I hear anyway...I never hear that one...

I hear "Mom your the Best"... alot....


Nahhhh Meggers likes this stuff.  Besides she making our dinner right now...such good daughter I have. ;;D


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Melissa on Aug 9th, 2005, 7:02pm
caca

;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Aug 9th, 2005, 7:34pm
Well, you know what "they" say?

Who the heck are "they" anyway?

Kris

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by ClusterChuck on Aug 9th, 2005, 7:38pm
Why do you park your car in the driveway,
Yet you drive at 55 (or more) mph on the parkway?

Thank you, George Carlin

Chuck

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Melissa on Aug 9th, 2005, 7:43pm
I dream of Tiki's....*sigh*

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by BobG on Aug 9th, 2005, 7:52pm
When I buttoned my shift shirt this morning it came out crooked.
I think one of the button holes fell off.



modified: Ooops, shifts don't have button holes.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 9th, 2005, 7:56pm
http://www.lafflink.com/Video/Quips/clip.asp?id=Mootrix.asf

UNsolved

PS. I found a few spare seconds ....
HERE --->http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~yugo/storage/monocrafts_ver3/03/index.html

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rumplestiltskin on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:00pm
in the elevator of a two story building they always have a "1" and a "2"....?? Why not just have a "GO" button? Where the heck else are ya goin?

wage peace
den

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:09pm
Why do the kids always start a highly physical war as soon as you start peeing? Can't they do it before the stream starts, when you can still get up?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Tim_Z on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:10pm
No matter where you go, there you are.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by cootie on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:11pm
Why is GAS so dam expensive.........excelerated wonders Pam  :-/

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by clarence on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:15pm

on 08/09/05 at 19:02:10, Melissa wrote:
caca

;;D



BWAHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!  I haven't heard that word forever!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd715 on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:30pm
Thanks you guys for being so nice to my kids.  I love you folks (almost) as much as I do them.




Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rickyshot on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:34pm
Here in Montreal they can caca all the time.


BTW my friggin eyes hurt.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 9th, 2005, 8:47pm
I'm tired, going to bed !!







After I eat a piece of pie with whip cream, & brush my teeth!!  ;;D ;;D ::) ::)
Good nite all & sweet dreams & PFDANS TO ALL!!
Lots of Love & Prayers !!


oh almost forgot my thought, I don't have to work tomorrow !!! I can sleep in !!!  ::) ;;D ::) ;;D

Lots of Love Jolene

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Charlie on Aug 9th, 2005, 11:35pm
WTF was on the mind of the first person to pick up an oyster and decide to eat it?  http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/aiwan1//swoon.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Langa on Aug 9th, 2005, 11:38pm

on 08/09/05 at 23:35:40, Charlie wrote:
WTF was on the mind of the first person to pick up an oyster and decide to eat it?  http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/aiwan1//swoon.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie


Exactly...looks like a glob of boogers...aphrodisiac my butt... [smiley=hurl.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 9th, 2005, 11:45pm

on 08/09/05 at 23:35:40, Charlie wrote:
WTF was on the mind of the first person to pick up an oyster and decide to eat it?  http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/all/albums/aiwan1//swoon.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie


Often thought the same thing about crawfish (that's crawdad to you Redneck  ;)). Damn those things are nasty looking......

Bill

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by giffy76 on Aug 10th, 2005, 5:57am
Why doesn't the phone ever ring until you start pooping?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by redtaz on Aug 10th, 2005, 11:01am
who was the first person to get milk from a cow, and what did he think he was doing? lol

;;D Dape  ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rextangle on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:39pm

I removed a small rock out of my backyard today.

Once I went to the supermarket and looked at the poor lobsters in the aquarium looking very sad with rubber bands around their claws.
Out of the goodness of my heart, I bought them all and took off the little rubber bands and released them into the woods.
Run free my lobster friends... run free! ;)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:45pm
Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think, "Oh boy... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chicken's butt!"?
[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Langa on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:45pm

http://bestsmileys.com/signs14/11.gif


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by E-Double on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:46pm

on 08/09/05 at 19:52:18, BobG wrote:
When I buttoned my shift this morning it came out crooked.
I think one of the button holes fell off.


How does one button a shift? ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by sandie99 on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:48pm
Life is how you take it,
heart how you break it... ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 10th, 2005, 1:06pm
I was a bartender for a number of years, and I've put together the following list:

Things people say at the pub, and what they REALLY mean!

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.

"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.

"You get this one, next round is on me."
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.

"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
--Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.

"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
--You stuck up little -----, too good for your old friends??

"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

"Lets get out of here."
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.

"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
--If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
--You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
--I'm horny.

"I've had like 10 beers already."
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

"Who's got the next round?"
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

"Excuse Me." (male to male)
--Get the f--- out of the way.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rextangle on Aug 10th, 2005, 1:57pm
If a clown farts and no one hears him, is it still funny? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by TheMasterBaker on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:29pm
Why does the drive up ATM have braille buttons?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:38pm
Where's my other sock? ;)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 10th, 2005, 2:49pm

on 08/10/05 at 13:57:58, rextangle wrote:
If a clown farts and no one hears him, is it still funny? [smiley=huh.gif]



YES!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:37am
Does a lightening rod on the top of a church show a lack of faith?

Why do animal rights groups invest in real estate development?

Why is walking the woods at night more exciting than walking the same woods during the day?

Tom  








Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by kimmeesue on Aug 11th, 2005, 5:21am
why, at 5:20 am, with no sleep, did I  just read every word of this thread?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:27am

on 08/11/05 at 05:21:03, kimmeesue wrote:
why, at 5:20 am, with no sleep, did I  just read every word of this thread?

Er...er....um.... because you're mad?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:02am
I need beer.

PFDAN........................................ Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:08am

on 08/11/05 at 07:02:29, Drk^Angel wrote:
I need beer.

Not one to gloat, Angel, but I'm having one this very moment and drinking to your damn fine health!


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:11am
You're either not married, or better at hidin' your beer money than I am.

PFDAN................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:14am
Bottle in front o' me, frontal lobotomy... What's the difference?

/playing The Doors' "Whiskey Bar" on the piano in Gm.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:19am
You don't hide beer money, silly. You drink it!

And here's cheers to every sufferer, every supporter,  and DJ!


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:24am
Normally I use it to buy something to drink... Almost made it to my day off... Just an hour more and I would've been off to the distributor for a ice cold case, when my wife went shopping with it... It sucks that my days off from werk is the days just prior to payday, because now I have beer money again, but by time I can use it, she'll have it spent again... Maybe I should call in sick tonight...

PFDAN................................... Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:36am
Don't tell me she's off wasting money on things like food, soap and toilet paper!  

Have these women no sense of priority?


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:43am
Don't worry Bri.. there is ALWAYS booze at my house mate.






The more I drink the better you and Frank look....  ::)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:52am
Oh, by all means, KEEP DRINKIN'!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 11th, 2005, 8:12am
At bed time?

Now I lay me down to sleep,
but if my husband makes a peep,
I'll put a vise upon his nose
and in a suitcase go his clothes!


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:33pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Beer... But only one more... I have to go to sleep soon for werk... What the hell... Make it another... (Hic!) What'd ya mean I have to go to werk... (Hic!) Shit... Is it really that late???  :P

PFDAN................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:36pm
LMAO, Drk^Angel! When I was in the Army, we'd stay out until 3:00 a.m. drinkin', and then fall out for formation and a 3-mile run at 5:30 a.m.

The guys running behind us would be getting drunk off of the fumes as we sweat out the liquor. LMAO!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=me&mb.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by sandie99 on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:49pm

on 08/11/05 at 07:36:12, AussieBrian wrote:
Have these women no sense of priority?

Oh we do. Just don't ask where the patteries go... :-X

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by sandie99 on Aug 11th, 2005, 12:50pm

on 08/11/05 at 08:12:26, Sandy_C wrote:
At bed time?

Now I lay me down to sleep,
but if my husband makes a peep,
I'll put a vise upon his nose
and in a suitcase go his clothes!

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Iceman on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:04pm
What happens if you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and then drop it???

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd715 on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:05pm

on 08/11/05 at 14:04:02, Iceman wrote:
What happens if you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and then drop it???



You worry me.... :-/

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:06pm
If that cat isn't back where I can see him in 30 seconds and PURRING you better not think about sleeping with your eyes shut tonight sonny!!!!  >:(

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by LeLimey on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:07pm

on 08/11/05 at 14:05:47, Redd715 wrote:
You worry me.... :-/


Not as much as I worry him Redd!! LOL

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:09pm

on 08/11/05 at 14:04:02, Iceman wrote:
What happens if you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and then drop it???



It levitates. It's really amazing. Try it! Make sure that you do it from a sufficient height, though.  8) ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Iceman on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:12pm

on 08/11/05 at 14:06:10, LeLimey wrote:
sleeping with your eyes shut tonight sonny!!!!  >:(


.....I remember the days......

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by minnie on Aug 11th, 2005, 2:32pm
  Going to race fever in corning NY (hometown).the drivers will be there any one heard of bud at the Glen (Watkins Glen)damn don't know any drivers so don't get autograph.But sunday we'll watch all the pretty trucks drive by.............anyone want a autograph.........
   Minnie

   http://www.gafferdistrict.com/Pages/events_racefever.html

http://www.theglen.com/

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jonny on Aug 11th, 2005, 5:39pm
Quick poll: Look at  AussieBrian's pic in his post, is he the Donald Sutherland of the Outback or is it just me?.....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rextangle on Aug 11th, 2005, 5:47pm
Don't worry, it's just you Jonny!! LMAO ;)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 6:43pm
Who's Donald Sotherland?

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd715 on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:00pm
http://www.alanjohns.fsnet.co.uk/italian2003/donald-sutherland.jpg

Donald Sutherland.... :)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jonny on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:04pm
Thank you, Redd  :-*

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:06pm
Thank you, Redd. And thank you, too, Jonny (I think).

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jonny on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:13pm

on 08/11/05 at 19:06:58, AussieBrian wrote:
Thank you, Redd. And thank you, too, Jonny (I think).


Good looking dude worth millions he is.....Hell, Id like to look like anyone worth 500 grand......LMAO ;;D

It was a compliment, bro

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:23pm

on 08/11/05 at 19:13:24, Jonny wrote:
It was a compliment, bro

I accept.

For the record, the beer in my hand is Victoria Bitter (VB) and a bloody good drop it is, too.  The hat is an Akubra, all Australian, and it takes 13 bunnies to make each one.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jonny on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:37pm

on 08/11/05 at 19:23:46, AussieBrian wrote:
I accept.

For the record, the beer in my hand is Victoria Bitter (VB) and a bloody good drop it is, too.  The hat is an Akubra, all Australian, and it takes 13 bunnies to make each one.


You could impress me at this point if you told me that you wreslted some crocs ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 11th, 2005, 7:51pm
Wrestle 'em?  No bloody thank you, though some years back I got chased by one. Went straight up a tree without touching the bark and the rotten thing just sat at the bottom for the next two hours.

Truth is it was only about a seven footer, but at the time it looked like seven foot between the eyes.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by pattik on Aug 11th, 2005, 10:05pm

on 08/10/05 at 13:57:58, rextangle wrote:
If a clown farts and no one hears him, is it still funny? [smiley=huh.gif]


"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."
-Chuckles the Clown-

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by kimmeesue on Aug 11th, 2005, 11:22pm

on 08/11/05 at 06:27:47, AussieBrian wrote:
Er...er....um.... because you're mad?

As a flippin hatter.
But here I am again.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by jimbo on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:21am
If that electrical contractor doesn't pony-up the $85,000.00 that he owes me, I'm gonna fly jonny into Milwaukee and have him collect it for me! >:(

Seeya

jimbo


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:34am

on 08/09/05 at 17:27:34, nani wrote:
Didja ever wonder....



what if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

;;D


Hey!  that's on a button at Living Spirit!
;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:37am

on 08/09/05 at 18:14:40, LeLimey wrote:
Anyone else get the feeling this thread is taking a turn poor old Megi didn't want or expect?! ;)


I do. ;;D  Still funny.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by thomas on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:39am
Me??  MARRIED?????????? Who woulda thunk it?  ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:47am

on 08/10/05 at 12:39:13, rextangle wrote:
I removed a small rock out of my backyard today.

Once I went to the supermarket and looked at the poor lobsters in the aquarium looking very sad with rubber bands around their claws.
Out of the goodness of my heart, I bought them all and took off the little rubber bands and released them into the woods.
Run free my lobster friends... run free! ;)


Awww... how sweet....

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Iceman on Aug 12th, 2005, 10:57am

on 08/11/05 at 19:23:46, AussieBrian wrote:
The hat is an Akubra, all Australian, and it takes 13 bunnies to make each one.


13 ??????  Why can't they train one bunnie to do the whole job??

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 11:23am

on 08/12/05 at 10:57:48, Iceman wrote:
13 ??????  Why can't they train one bunnie to do the whole job??



LMAO!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Highlander on Aug 12th, 2005, 12:20pm
how come when you shave in the evening before you go out. you always end up nicking yourself!! and it takes ages to stop bleeding!!!

I should grow a f*cking beard!!!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by ghost62 on Aug 12th, 2005, 2:01pm
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshious

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 12th, 2005, 2:06pm
Have you ever noticed that urinal cakes are just the perfect size for hamburger buns? I don't think that's a coincidence.

[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 12th, 2005, 6:02pm
i want a cookie...  and a steak.  supper time!  i haven't written or typed supper forever!  ;;D ::);;D::);;D::) [smiley=bulb.gif] [smiley=bulb2.gif].....idea.  STEAK SANDWITCH!  INBETWEEN COOKIES!  ewww.... [smiley=bulb.gif]  not good...


Megi

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by vig on Aug 12th, 2005, 9:59pm
count your blessings.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 12th, 2005, 10:16pm
Steak sandwich sounds good to me !! :o :o

ummm ... i'll be back!!

UNsolved

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 16th, 2005, 8:27am
i want to see if we can get this one into the hundreds for posts...  i want to get out of being a newbie and inot a junior.  well, bye!


Megi

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Drk^Angel on Aug 16th, 2005, 11:31am
My thought for the day... Verizon sucks... Thank you and good night.

PFDAN........................................ Drk^Angel

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 16th, 2005, 11:51am
I often wonder what they put in bleach that makes it taste so funny...
[smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by jcmquix on Aug 16th, 2005, 12:00pm

on 08/16/05 at 11:51:04, Frank_W wrote:
I often wonder what they put in bleach that makes it taste so funny...
[smiley=huh.gif]


http://www.garden-water-fountains.com/manneken_pis_boy_peeing_urinating_outdoor_garden_water_fountain_pond_med.jpg

Maybe that Alt. Treatment ?????

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
PFDAN's to ALL !!!
Charlie

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 16th, 2005, 12:10pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rextangle on Aug 16th, 2005, 1:09pm
Uncle Vernon, independant as a hog on ice

-Tom Waits

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 16th, 2005, 1:11pm

on 08/10/05 at 12:45:58, Langa wrote:
http://bestsmileys.com/signs14/11.gif



::)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 16th, 2005, 1:40pm
Why do so many people long for immortality when most can't even figure out what to do with themselves on rainy Sunday afternoons?

Tom

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by nani on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:08pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/birdbath.jpg

;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:19pm
ROFLMAO!!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by jcmquix on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:23pm
;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] :D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] :D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by blood_Redd_son on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:35pm

go to www.illwillpress.com/vault.html,

click on foamy's rant 5.

JUST CLICK ON FOAMYS RANT 5.


FOAMY!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by rextangle on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:46pm
Foamy rocks! LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by blood_Redd_son on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:48pm
;;DMust spread the word of foamy!!!!!!!!!!!

;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 16th, 2005, 2:57pm
I love the one about tech support. So true... God... That just slays me. LMAO

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by blood_Redd_son on Aug 16th, 2005, 4:44pm
ok, watch "the jiggly butt", then watch "fatkins diet" [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D

it goes together so well!

Creamy cheesy bagels!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by thomas on Aug 16th, 2005, 5:01pm
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/27/42/932472_l.jpg

Who does this guy look like?  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by blood_Redd_son on Aug 16th, 2005, 5:04pm
looks like DJ??

whatevr it is.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by clarence on Aug 16th, 2005, 5:04pm

on 08/10/05 at 12:45:11, Frank_W wrote:
Who was the first person to look at a chicken and think, "Oh boy... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out that chicken's butt!"?
[smiley=huh.gif]


Actually, do they really come out of the chicken's butt?  Aren't eggs part of the chicken's, um, uh, cycle?

Casey - who doesn't know and want to know about chicken anatomy

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Jonny on Aug 16th, 2005, 6:48pm

on 08/16/05 at 17:04:02, blood_Redd_son wrote:
looks like DJ??


Not unless he had plastic surgery on the brain surgery scar that he has above that ear, which I doubt...hes too cheap....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 16th, 2005, 7:09pm

on 08/16/05 at 14:08:44, nani wrote:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/nani36/birdbath.jpg

;;D




[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Nani, you rock!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 16th, 2005, 7:10pm

on 08/16/05 at 17:01:19, thomas wrote:
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/27/42/932472_l.jpg

Who does this guy look like?  [smiley=laugh.gif]



Dunno, but he's got a cute tush!   ;;D

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 16th, 2005, 7:14pm

on 08/11/05 at 14:04:02, Iceman wrote:
What happens if you tie a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and then drop it???



Dunno, and I'm not sure that I want to know the answer.

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd715 on Aug 16th, 2005, 7:39pm

on 08/16/05 at 17:04:02, blood_Redd_son wrote:
looks like DJ??

whatevr it is.



Deej also has a birthmark on the back left side of his scalp,

...but hey Hollywood does great things with makeup, why can't the amature?  

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Melissa on Aug 16th, 2005, 8:13pm
here's my few minutes seconds contribution for the day...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v708/mfiltz/sunset8-16-05.jpg

have a good night all!

:)

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by blossom on Aug 16th, 2005, 11:43pm
Why does the dog wait until I am just falling asleep to rip off an SBD?


Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Frank_W on Aug 17th, 2005, 8:00am

on 08/16/05 at 23:43:56, blossom wrote:
Why does the dog wait until I am just falling asleep to rip off an SBD?


Love Stinks? LMAO!

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 17th, 2005, 8:13am
If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

If a man makes a statement in the woods and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?

The guy who wrote the Hokey Pokey died a few weeks ago. The funeral turned in to a riot. It all started at the casket when they put his right arm in..............

Title: Re: Extra seconds to spare?
Post by Redd_baby_girl on Aug 17th, 2005, 10:07am

on 08/16/05 at 13:09:40, rextangle wrote:
Uncle Vernon, independant as a hog on ice

-Tom Waits



[smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=huh.gif] what the....heck? [smiley=wtf.gif]  u talking about uncle vernon in harry potter?????



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