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(Message started by: Langa on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:14pm)

Title: MONEY...
Post by Langa on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:14pm
     It can buy a house



     But not a home

     It can buy a clock



     But not time

     It can buy you a position



     But not respect

     It can buy you a bed



     But not sleep

     It can buy you a book




     But not knowledge

     It can buy you medicine




     But not health

     It can buy you blood

     But not life


     So you see money isn't everything

     And it often causes pain and suffering

     I tell you this because I am your friend

     And as your friend I want to

     Take away your pain and suffering!!


     So...

     Send me all your money

     And I will suffer for you!

     Cash only please!!!  ;;D ;;D :D ::)


Love always,
Langa

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:16pm
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Right!

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Bethany1 on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:20pm
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Cute Langa..... I was like... ohhh a mushy story... then ya hit me.

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by sandie99 on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:45pm
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That was so you, Langa! ;;D
But sorry sister, I think I'll be keeping my money, save it up and come to see you in person one of these days...
You've been warned. ;;D

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by LeLimey on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:49pm
All I ever want is the chance to prove money won't spoil me... ;;D

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 8th, 2005, 1:49pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] That was good !!

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by rextangle on Aug 8th, 2005, 2:16pm
Your check's in the mail.... unless the fuckin' post office LOSES it!!!

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 8th, 2005, 2:39pm
Great one Langa! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Langa on Aug 8th, 2005, 3:17pm

Quote:
But sorry sister, I think I'll be keeping my money, save it up and come to see you in person one of these days...


Sounds like a better plan pretty girl!

Langa

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by blossom on Aug 8th, 2005, 10:28pm
I only have pennies... it would cost more for the postage than what I can send ya!  

IOU Karen

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by lady_bug on Aug 9th, 2005, 9:04pm
Speaking of money...

My hubbies favorite joke to tell people is that "someone took his wife's credit card (that would be me of course)...and he decided to let them keep it because they spent less on it than she does!"  >:(

What does that tell you!!

Hello...my name is Sandra...and I'm addicted to shopping!

Instead of giving you money...I'll take you shopping when you come to see me...how does that sound!? :-*

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Langa on Aug 9th, 2005, 11:33pm

Quote:
Instead of giving you money...I'll take you shopping when you come to see me...how does that sound!?  


That sounds like a plan  :D  You're too good to me... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Charlie on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:01am
Yeah.

I'd like a few decades to test this theory.

Charlie  http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/money roll.gif

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by BobG on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:24am

on 08/08/05 at 13:14:06, Langa wrote:
          So...

     Send me all your money

     And I will suffer for you!

     Cash only please!!!  ;;D ;;D :D ::)


Love always,
Langa

I'd like to take you up on this offer. But, one little problem.
I've lost your bank account number. Please send it again when you send the PIN number.

8)

Title: AlmoRe: MONEY...
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 10th, 2005, 7:31am
Almost had me writing a check.  If you had just added....

I can buy you a seat in Heaven

I would have thought you had become an Evangelist and sent for may ticket to heaven.   [smiley=laugh.gif] ;)

Tom  

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by minnie on Aug 10th, 2005, 10:09am
  Langa dear if I had money I'd send it to you so you could take away my pain and suffering.But with growing daughters  6 & 8 and stupid bill collecters thinking I need to pay for utillities,a roof over my head and medical treatment  ::)  I not only have no extra money but not as much as they want (especially the daughters  LOL )  Thanks for thr caring generous offer
my CH family is always watching out for me  [smiley=thumb.gif]

   Minnie

  p.s.  about being able to buy a clock it don't matter I'm so confused I wouldn't know wether to scratch my watch or wind my butt......... [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Langa on Aug 10th, 2005, 10:58am

on 08/10/05 at 00:24:14, BobG wrote:
I'd like to take you up on this offer. But, one little problem.
I've lost your bank account number. Please send it again when you send the PIN number.

8)


I don't recall giving you that info... ::)
As I said before, cash works, or just mail me a Money Order...I'm reasonable... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by pattik on Aug 10th, 2005, 11:04am
Can I send you doughnuts instead? ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by Langa on Aug 10th, 2005, 12:19pm

on 08/10/05 at 11:04:51, pattik wrote:
Can I send you doughnuts instead? ;;D ;;D ;;D


Is that a trick question???   :D :D :D

Langa

Title: Re: MONEY...
Post by rickyshot on Aug 10th, 2005, 1:18pm
Wait I gotta find the Monopoly board.


What is that bank acct and PIN again? I think the brown ones are the best.... ;;D



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