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Title: For Margi, Carole and Broomie Post by LeLimey on Aug 6th, 2005, 10:10am Ballsy Canadians With An Attitude ********************************* Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 winter Olympics, the following are some questions people the world over are asking. These questions (and answers)about Canada were actually posted on an international Tourism Website. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden) A: So its true what they say about Swedes. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy) A: Let's not touch this one. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada?(USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North... oh forget it. Sure the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (USA) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany) A: No, WE don't stink. Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male pop-ulation? (Italy) A: Yes, gay nightclubs. Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA) A: Only at Thanksgiving. Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget it's name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA) A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare it by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. Q: I was in Canada in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Surrey, BC. Can you help? (USA) A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first. |
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Title: Re: For Margi, Carole and Broomie Post by sandie99 on Aug 6th, 2005, 10:36am [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] Good one! Thanks, Helen! ;;D |
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Title: Re: For Margi, Carole and Broomie Post by BobG on Aug 6th, 2005, 7:22pm Them damnned 'mericans is stupid! ::) |
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Title: Re: For Margi, Carole and Broomie Post by LeLimey on Aug 6th, 2005, 7:25pm Nah.. them wuz Brits! We just didn't want to look as stoopid as we is so we sticked in the wrung plaice!!! |
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Title: Re: For Margi, Carole and Broomie Post by sassy_lady on Aug 6th, 2005, 8:14pm [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]too funny |
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Title: Re: For Margi, Carole and Broomie Post by Frank_W on Aug 8th, 2005, 6:49am LMAO!! Some of those were pretty good! |
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