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(Message started by: Donna_D. on Aug 5^th, 2005, 1:22pm)

Title: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 minutes
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 5^th, 2005, 1:22pm

Don't know if this is a repeat but it sure made me laugh!!

Happy Friday, Folks!!

Learn To Speak Chinese In 5 Minutes

1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man - Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here - Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum
Nao
13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great - Fa Kin Su Pah
17) Dildo - Fun Toi
18) Ex-wife - Fa Kin Sau
19) Where´s the restroom? - Ai Pe Nau
20) I absolutely agree! - No Daut
21) Jesus child - Ho Li Boi
22) Dogshit under my shoe - Stin Kin Puh
23) Stop teasing me! - Tat Nut Fun
24) Annoying kid - Hit Tat Boi
25) Cough up some dough! - Pei Nau
26) Go for a ride for free - Hit Hai King
27) Unbelievable! - Nau Fa Kin Wei

Ok...your turn to come up with some!

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 minutes
Post by Jonny on Aug 5^th, 2005, 2:25pm

1) Piece of Ass - Sum Yung C... ;;D

Title: Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 minutes
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5^th, 2005, 2:27pm

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Title: Re: Learn to Speak Chinese in 5 minutes
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 5^th, 2005, 2:37pm

Too many good ones Donna.

You sing badly - Yoko Ono

Chili good! - ro lei win doe doun