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(Message started by: Tiannia on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:39pm)
Title: Female Brains
Post by Tiannia on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:39pm
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."  [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by rickyshot on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:57pm
Male brains????!! isn't that an oxymoron or something like that???
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:00pm
Male Brain???  Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?


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DD
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by LeLimey on Aug 5th, 2005, 2:38pm

on 08/05/05 at 13:00:30, Donna_D. wrote:
 Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?


[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD


Give's 'em room to swing and keep  cool DD!!
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5th, 2005, 2:52pm
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Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by jcmquix on Aug 5th, 2005, 2:57pm
::) :o ::)
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 5th, 2005, 3:14pm

on 08/05/05 at 14:38:21, LeLimey wrote:
Give's 'em room to swing and keep  cool DD!!


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Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 5th, 2005, 3:29pm

on 08/05/05 at 14:38:21, LeLimey wrote:
Give's 'em room to swing and keep  cool DD!!

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Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by ghost62 on Aug 5th, 2005, 4:32pm
Who needs brains when you come equipt with a devining rod? ;) ;)

Lead me to moisture ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by Redneck on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:33pm

on 08/05/05 at 13:00:30, Donna_D. wrote:
Male Brain???  Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?


[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD




Something that works right for a change?  [smiley=laugh.gif]

(now i run back into my cave and hide  ;;D)
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by DonnaHar on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:46pm
Don't tell me they're making a trade off for the hypothalamus?  Two for the price of one.
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by cootie on Aug 6th, 2005, 1:24am
Men only think with there brain 'stem'........intelligenital Pam  ;;D
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by brainfreeze on Aug 6th, 2005, 1:31am

on 08/05/05 at 12:39:42, Tiannia wrote:
We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."  [smiley=crackup.gif]


[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]  Two funny...
Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 6th, 2005, 3:54am

on 08/05/05 at 13:00:30, Donna_D. wrote:
Male Brain???  Why would they want to insert testicles into that poor souls cranium?


[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD



Quote:
Give's 'em room to swing and keep  cool DD!!


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Title: Re: Female Brains
Post by LeLimey on Aug 6th, 2005, 5:10am

on 08/06/05 at 01:24:57, cootie wrote:
Men only think with there brain 'stem'........intelligenital Pam  ;;D



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