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(Message started by: rickyshot on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:20am)

Title: Who is your Daddy
Post by rickyshot on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:20am

> The following are all replies that Florida women have
> written on Child Support Agency forms in the section
> for listing father's details. Or putting it another
> way.....
> Who's your Daddy! These are genuine excerpts from
> the forms. Be sure to check out Number 11..........
> it takes the prize and Number 3 is runner up.
>
>1. Regarding the identity of the father of my
> twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as
> to the identity of the father of child B, but I
> believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
> of my child as I was being sick out of a window
> when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> provide you with a list of names of men that
> I think were at the party if this helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my
> little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600
> Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with
> a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex
> was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to
> track down the father, can you send me his phone
> number? Thanks.
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father
> of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has
> a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
> panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service
> stations in this area and see if he's had it
> replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am
> still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the
> Pope confirming that my son's concept! ion was
> immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad
> as he informs me that to do so would blow his
> cover and that would have cataclysmic implications
> for the economy. I am torn between doing right by
> you and right by the country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child
> was as all blacks look the same to me.
>
> 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you
> do catch up with him, can you ask him what he
> did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also
> borned at the same time.... well I don't have a
> clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter
> was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really
> is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The
> only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith
> did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.
> If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather
> than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine
> might have remained unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father
> of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans
> you can't be sure which one made you fart.

I think I have solved the problem

Jonny is the father of #2
Don is the father of #9
Frank is the father of #11

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:26am

ROFLMAO!!

"BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRTT!!!" :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by rickyshot on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:31am

Keep laughing Frankie. BTW I figure you owe about 85,000.12 in back pay for child support by now...... ;;D ;)

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:38am

Whew!!!.....

Number 11 had me worried for a minute there.

Frank. Take responsibility for that child now.

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by LeLimey on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:53am

Sod that.. if any of you fathered #3 IM me please!! ;)

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5^th, 2005, 9:54am

/hiding out in a little beachside cabin somewhere on the island of Belize :-X :o

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:21am

All goes to show....

Mama's baby, Daddy's maybe....

Funny stuff!

DD

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:23am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by nani on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:25am

OK...call me "old fashioned", but if these are true...I think it's kinda sad. :-[

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Jimi on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:30am

Old fashion

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:35am

#2 just slays me... LMAO!!

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by nani on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:36am

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:39am

on 08/05/05 at 09:53:11, LeLimey wrote:

Sod that.. if any of you fathered #3 IM me please!! ;)

ROFLMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by thomas on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:45am

on 08/05/05 at 09:53:11, LeLimey wrote:

Sod that.. if any of you fathered #3 IM me please!! ;)

Sorry, I'm married now. ;;D

Title: Re: Who is your Daddy
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5^th, 2005, 10:56am

#2 sounds like some really rough parties I've been to, back in the day. :-X 'nuff said.

(and no, they weren't in Florida!) [smiley=laugh.gif]