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(Message started by: alienspacebabe on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:05pm)

Title: Why do men talk....
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:05pm
Why do some men talk to the twins instead of to my face?

Took my daughter's car in to the mechanic (yes, the hot mechanic)... the entire time he was talking to my left breast.... what gives?

Sometimes they do it in a way they think we won't notice.... flicking their glances between the eyes and the breasts.... then there are times like this when his head was down so far he wouldn't have been able to see my eyes if he looked up, by chance....

Choosing to speak to a mammary gland, a clothed mammary gland at that, in lieu of the ebony pools so deep, men would fall forever-the depths of the sea of me- that beautifully adorn my well-appointed face?

Ladies, do you think he was under the impression that those are what I see out of? or that's where my brain is? Can you picture evolution - we'll be a gender with eyes about 8 inches below our neck?


and no, the car isn't fixed yet... was he too busy?  hmmmmmmm?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by nani on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:09pm
I really don't have this problem, Lizzie. I tend to go braless and at this point in my life... a dude has to pretty much bend over to look at mine.  ::)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by BobG on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:13pm
LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]

I ain't touching this one. I'll watch from the safety of the sidelines.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jonny on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:13pm

on 08/04/05 at 20:09:35, nani wrote:
I really don't have this problem, Lizzie. I tend to go braless and at this point in my life... a dude has to pretty much bend over to look at mine.  ::)


Not that I think thats funny.....but you are killing me.....LMMFAO ;;D

Night folks

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Langa on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:19pm
Been there...
I just bend down enough to meet eye to eye, then I say "up here baby"...

That usually gets them...mortified mostly, but it gets the message across...

Sorry ASB...some men can be idiots...

Langa

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by rextangle on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:21pm
Maybe he had a lazy eye? [smiley=huh.gif]

Ok... no. Maybe your eyes were too intense that he couldn't stare?

Ok... probably not... either...

You're right, he was looking at your breasts ;;D

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by clarence on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:23pm

on 08/04/05 at 20:05:52, alienspacebabe wrote:
Choosing to speak to a mammary gland, a clothed mammary gland at that, in lieu of the ebony pools so deep, men would fall forever-the depths of the sea of me- that beautifully adorn my well-appointed face?


Because who wants to fall forever into an ebony pool when there are boobs to look at?


Just kidding.  Sorry men are like that.

Casey

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Redd715 on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:24pm
This is so ironic Lizzie.  Today my (former) Boss, the VP of Sales, was talking Trans Union stuff to the collection supervisor, my (new) Boss.  However he wasn't looking at her as he was talking he kept looking at me.  And yes, he looked me in the eyes, after the full scan up and down more than just a few times.  ;)



Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Michael on Aug 4th, 2005, 8:32pm
Why would one stare at someone's breasts when there are significantly more interesting bits and pieces upon which to speculate?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by blossom on Aug 4th, 2005, 9:08pm
Since I used to have DDD's and now am the proud owner of MUCH perkier B's I no longer have this problem!  It used to frustrate the h-e-double hockey sticks out of me but now I don't have to worry about it.  So what is my advice?  Go get a breast reduction and you don't have to worry about it anymore AND you don't have to wear a bra if you don't want to!   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Karen



Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Melissa on Aug 4th, 2005, 9:18pm
Ya know, I can honestly say I've never had that problem... :-/  Men tend to look me in the eyes when we are talking.

Now that I think about it, maybe they weren't all that impressed with my chest?  I dunno.  I've only come across a handful in my lifetime that have done it and they got ripped a new one because of it. ;;D

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by DonnaHar on Aug 4th, 2005, 9:21pm
You know those eyes that you buy in a craft store for dolls?  The ones that move with motion? Just buy some of those to carry with you, and when you run into one of these guys, excuse yourself to the bathroom and paste them where your nipples should be.   Then come out and continue your conversation.

Let us know what happens.  I can hardly wait.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by jcmquix on Aug 4th, 2005, 9:24pm

on 08/04/05 at 20:13:19, BobG wrote:
LMAO  [smiley=laugh.gif]

I ain't touching this one. I'll watch from the safety of the sidelines.


I'm gonna side with Bob on this issue..  [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 4th, 2005, 9:36pm
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO, I GRAB MY TITS & START MOVING THEM AROUND LIKE I'M TALKING THROUGH THEM, LOVE TO TURN BOYS RED AS HE--, THEN THEY ARE SCARED AS HE-- TO LOOK BACK DOWN, EVEN CHARLIE TURNS RED WHEN HE'S WITH ME & I DO IT!!! BUT I REALLY LOVE WHEN CHARLIE IS WITH ME, CAUSE THE 1ST THING THE OTHER GUY DOES IS LOOK AT HIM.. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
THEN WE WALK OUT & CHARLIE YELLS AT ME, TELLS ME I'M GOING TO GET HIM INTO A FIGHT..  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by cootie on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:04pm
The guy was probly hungry...men NEVER know what to look at when I am around.......I'm rather busy Pam

I never look at guys crotches first site like men do womens pieces parts before ya even get a hello.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:14pm

on 08/04/05 at 21:21:32, DonnaHar wrote:
You know those eyes that you buy in a craft store for dolls?  The ones that move with motion? Just buy some of those to carry with you, and when you run into one of these guys, excuse yourself to the bathroom and paste them where your nipples should be.   Then come out and continue your conversation.

Let us know what happens.  I can hardly wait.




Well..... the car has to go back tomorrow.... I just might try that! I'll be sure to let you know how it works out..... with pics, of course.....

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by DonnaHar on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:18pm
In my many years of working with large groups of men, I have found that those really attracted to me, and visa versa, would never look me straight in the eyes at first.

Another thing men do is lightly touch themselves when they see a pretty girl.  It's totally unconscious but happens so often that it is an obvious reaction.

I wonder what women do that we are not aware of but men notice.

Guys?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by cootie on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:29pm
We touch ourselves where they WISH they could......torture tactics Pam

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:50pm

on 08/04/05 at 22:29:35, cootie wrote:
We touch ourselves where they WISH they could......torture tactics Pam



we only do that in private though.....


Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by BobG on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:55pm

on 08/04/05 at 22:18:33, DonnaHar wrote:
Another thing men do is lightly touch themselves when they see a pretty girl.  It's totally unconscious but happens so often that it is an obvious reaction.

I wonder what women do that we are not aware of but men notice.

Guys?

I'm stepping on to the playing field for just this one time.

The touching thing..........one of the most embarrassing thing for a man is to be caught with his fly open. The touching is to check that it's up and closed. Watch a man when he is entering a building or office. He will most always do that. It has nothing to do with a female. He will do that before meeting another man also. It is very "unmanly' to be caught with your fly open.

What do women do that men notice but women are unaware of? There's not enough cyberspace to get into that. Sorry.

Going back to the sidelines now.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by blossom on Aug 4th, 2005, 10:56pm

on 08/04/05 at 22:18:33, DonnaHar wrote:
In my many years of working with large groups of men, I have found that those really attracted to me, and visa versa, would never look me straight in the eyes at first.

Another thing men do is lightly touch themselves when they see a pretty girl.  It's totally unconscious but happens so often that it is an obvious reaction.

I wonder what women do that we are not aware of but men notice.

Guys?


I gotta ask - WHERE exactly do they touch themselves?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 5th, 2005, 4:59am
Women have eyes?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by rickyshot on Aug 5th, 2005, 6:25am
Well being busty all my life and still (modestly saying they are my best feature), I am used to that. Really men can't help themselves. It is built in them to think about sex constantly (to reproduce) and that is just biological fact. But some do cross the line and act too piggish.

But ya'll know that women secretly are always checking out the men's butts. Comeoonnn ladies fess up.

Anyone man on these boards with cute buttes may reply. ;;D

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by don on Aug 5th, 2005, 6:44am

Quote:
Why do men talk....


How else could we tell you to go make us a sandmooooch?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:20am
If mens' dicks were mounted in the center of their chests, women would never look men in the eye, either. *shrug*

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by LeLimey on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:26am
look here mr pocket billiards.. we KNOW about those men.
Women like men who stand around all day beating their chests! ;)

Lizzie the reason SOME men behave like that is because SOME men can see better than they can think.
I can safely say though that not one of the guys in Dallas behaved like that though so lets here it for our custardhead gents! oh.. and Don!!

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:37am

on 08/04/05 at 20:09:35, nani wrote:
I really don't have this problem, Lizzie. I tend to go braless and at this point in my life... a dude has to pretty much bend over to look at mine.  ::)




ROFLMAO!     [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

I know from whence you speak!

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:32am

on 08/04/05 at 20:05:52, alienspacebabe wrote:
Why do some men talk to the twins instead of to my face?

Took my daughter's car in to the mechanic (yes, the hot mechanic)... the entire time he was talking to my left breast.... what gives?

Sometimes they do it in a way they think we won't notice.... flicking their glances between the eyes and the breasts.... then there are times like this when his head was down so far he wouldn't have been able to see my eyes if he looked up, by chance....

Choosing to speak to a mammary gland, a clothed mammary gland at that, in lieu of the ebony pools so deep, men would fall forever-the depths of the sea of me- that beautifully adorn my well-appointed face?

Ladies, do you think he was under the impression that those are what I see out of? or that's where my brain is? Can you picture evolution - we'll be a gender with eyes about 8 inches below our neck?


and no, the car isn't fixed yet... was he too busy?  hmmmmmmm?


I live on the premise that everything is negotiable and therefore always look for an edge.

Ya' had an opportunity to bounce (pun) this schmuck for a discount and missed it.  Not makin' the best use of your edge.  

Ladies, If a guy is stupid enough to stare into your breasts, it highlights a weakness.  You gals need to figure out how to turn his weakness into your advantage then use it to get something from it for basically nothing.  (afterall he's already staring at your breasts anyway).        

And here I am givin' you all some much credit for being able to outwit men.  I'm dissappointed.

Tom          





Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by gore2424 on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:42am
I would have to see pictures of eyes and glands to fully understand your delima. BUT if you are coming to DavCon06 PLEASE disregard my piggy statement because I would like to keep my face intact. Terry  ;)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:03am
Probably the same reason why all the girls here wait (un)patiently for the Friday dude pics.

Both sexes have their own weakness for things they prefer to see.

I've been married for 15 years now and I still get a kick out of watching my wife get dressed/undressed.  You may think 'the twins' aren't a big deal but to guys, but they are a big deal just as much as the abs and steroid induced ripples on the guys that the girls here like to post.

Here's an example of the wimminz looking at anything but the eyes. http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general;action=display;num=1123252694

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:04am

on 08/04/05 at 20:05:52, alienspacebabe wrote:
in lieu of the ebony pools so deep, men would fall forever-the depths of the sea of me- that beautifully adorn my well-appointed face?


[smiley=spit.gif] BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!  WTF is THIS?? OMG.. [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:19am


 
Quote:
I can safely say though that not one of the guys in Dallas behaved like that though



  HUH???    Helen.  We are talking about Dallas, TEXAS, right?  Middle of July ?  Crown Plaza Hotel ?

 Linda

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by LeLimey on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:44am

on 08/05/05 at 09:19:52, Linda_Howell wrote:
 


  HUH???    Helen.  We are talking about Dallas, TEXAS, right?  Middle of July ?  Crown Plaza Hotel ?

 Linda


Oh sorry Linda, I stand corrected.. I forgot about THAT pic!
I take it back, not all of our CH gentlemen are gentlemen arfter all  :'(

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by nani on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:50am
Helen, Stephanie took a pic of Bill looking at "yours" LOL... I don't think he was being a dawg...just a man who couldn't help himself.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by maffumatt on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:51am
Now honestly tell me that you dont want men to look at your breasts ladies. If you didn't want us to look you wouldn't go through all the trouble of wearing low cut shirts and spend money on bras that lift and seperate. If men didn't look you would feel bad .................looking but not  stareing Matt........

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:52am
I have NEVER had the problem of a guy talking to my boobs...


[smiley=spit.gif]



Sorry, couldn't hold back the laughter anymore!!!






[smiley=girlflash.gif]



DD

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:55am

on 08/05/05 at 09:50:54, nani wrote:
Helen, Stephanie took a pic of Bill looking at "yours" LOL... I don't think he was being a dawg...just a man who couldn't help himself.


I wasn't, but I know denying it won't make any difference.  ::)

B

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:04am

on 08/05/05 at 09:55:33, Racer1_NC wrote:
I wasn't, but I know denying it won't make any difference.  ::)

B


Poor Bill...  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by LeLimey on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:08am
Actually Bill.. I didn't think you were either (THAT time anyway!! [smiley=laugh.gif] ) but it just goes to show the camera can lie doesn't it?!!
Personally, if someone glances I can't see what the big deal is, if they out and out talk to your boobs thats a different matter


Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:11am
Note to self.......wear sunglasses. All the time. 8)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:14am
I got caught in a check out line behind a girl bending over her cart to sort her groceries.  No cleavage, just big, round, and a bit perky for her age.  I was trying to figure if they were real or not, giving them a good looking over, could have been a dancer ten years ago.  
 Apparently, the manager had yelled over to me twice to start a new line at a check out line opening up.  The woman I was uh... appraising, bends over a little farther to look in my eyes and says , "Hey, he's calling you."  Looking up, about twelve sets of female eyes were looking at me.  

But it was my first time! [smiley=shore.gif]                       [smiley=hewey.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:15am
http://www.vulgartee.com/nipssl.jpg




8)



DD

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:18am
I haven't noticed fellows talking to my twins, but when they do, I'll start to do the same, with my version: I'll talk to their other body part.  ;;D Since I'm short, that shouldn't be a problem... ;)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:30am

on 08/05/05 at 09:04:24, Frank_W wrote:
[smiley=spit.gif] BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!  WTF is THIS?? OMG.. [smiley=crackup.gif]



Geez.... at least let a girl pretend she's not butt-ugly.....

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:31am
LMAO, Kevin!! BUSTED!!!!! (No pun intended!)  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:35am

on 08/05/05 at 10:14:29, Kevin_M wrote:
I got caught in a check out line behind a girl bending over her cart to sort her groceries.  No cleavage, just big, round, and a bit perky for her age.  I was trying to figure if they were real or not, giving them a good looking over, could have been a dancer ten years ago.  
 Apparently, the manager had yelled over to me twice to start a new line at a check out line opening up.  The woman I was uh... appraising, bends over a little farther to look in my eyes and says , "Hey, he's calling you."  Looking up, about twelve sets of female eyes were looking at me.  

But it was my first time! [smiley=shore.gif]                       [smiley=hewey.gif]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/Racer1_NC/Owned.jpg

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Woobie on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:49am
HEY -
atleast they are LOOKING at you....
no one ever looks at me ....... :-[

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Bob P on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:42pm
Being a butt man, I usually talk behind their backs.  (makes my eyes water when they talk back though)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:44pm

on 08/05/05 at 12:42:52, Bob P wrote:
Being a butt man, I usually talk behind their backs.  (makes my eyes water when they talk back though)



[smiley=crackup.gif] BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by ghost62 on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:50pm

on 08/05/05 at 12:42:52, Bob P wrote:
Being a butt man, I usually talk behind their backs.  (makes my eyes water when they talk back though)

[smiley=spit.gif]

now I have to clean my monitor

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5th, 2005, 12:57pm
One thing I really hate about men is that some of them like to make comments about my pair of twins. >:( In a public place. In broad daylight when I'm waiting for a bus or in a bookstore. What voices tell them that it's okay to comment total stranger's body? ::) I would expect comments like that in a bar/night club, but not when I'm gazing through latest bestseller novel!
"Boys will be boys/men will be men" - excuses are not accepted. Thinking before talking has been invented.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by seasonalboomer on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:01pm

on 08/05/05 at 12:57:28, sandie99 wrote:
One thing I really hate about men is that some of them like to make comments about my pair of twins. >:( In a public place. In broad daylight when I'm waiting for a bus or in a bookstore. What voices tell them that it's okay to comment total stranger's body? ::) I would expect comments like that in a bar/night club, but not when I'm gazing through latest bestseller novel!
"Boys will be boys/men will be men" - excuses are not accepted. Thinking before talking has been invented.


hate on! because as Lynyrd Skynrd said so poignantly, "Lord knows I can't chayayayayange!"



Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:04pm

on 08/05/05 at 12:57:28, sandie99 wrote:
One thing I really hate about men is that some of them like to make comments about my pair of twins. >:( In a public place. In broad daylight when I'm waiting for a bus or in a bookstore. What voices tell them that it's okay to comment total stranger's body? ::) I would expect comments like that in a bar/night club, but not when I'm gazing through latest bestseller novel!
"Boys will be boys/men will be men" - excuses are not accepted. Thinking before talking has been invented.



I agree. That's unacceptable. No lady should ever have to put up with that. *sigh*  >:(

On the other hand, I've heard women say some really raunchy things about mens' crotches and butts, when they didn't think anyone was listening!  ;)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Tiannia on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:20pm

on 08/05/05 at 12:57:28, sandie99 wrote:
One thing I really hate about men is that some of them like to make comments about my pair of twins. >:( In a public place. In broad daylight when I'm waiting for a bus or in a bookstore. What voices tell them that it's okay to comment total stranger's body? ::) I would expect comments like that in a bar/night club, but not when I'm gazing through latest bestseller novel!
"Boys will be boys/men will be men" - excuses are not accepted. Thinking before talking has been invented.



No shit. I went to eh grocery store with my 8 yr old nad my 2 yr old. I got my son out of the car and got him in the cart and started walking towards the front door then thie guy (scary looking guy at that) says load. "Damn nice tits!"  This was at 2 in the afternoon.  WTF?

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by seasonalboomer on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:22pm

on 08/05/05 at 13:20:51, Tiannia wrote:
No shit. I went to eh grocery store with my 8 yr old nad my 2 yr old. I got my son out of the car and got him in the cart and started walking towards the front door then thie guy (scary looking guy at that) says load. "Damn nice tits!"  This was at 2 in the afternoon.  WTF?


I said, "Damn, nice kids!" .... Gee whiz, you women are so vain! ;)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by jcmquix on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:25pm
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv05qsQbHZGkwBMC1vqxaFK7UUwF3hhvgbyAEVFCYB37lRazOtrOQNJniUGQUdW_6VESWRCafPsyORMOzd11avsrgVWkZs-nPLfMyrpwFSHlUFA

(Hiding back under the bed)  [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 5th, 2005, 1:28pm
ROFLMAO, Charlie!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 5th, 2005, 4:50pm
This should give y'all a grin or seven...

went to pick up the car today... can't drive two cars at the same time, so I took my big brother with me... hot mechanic commented on my paying for the car repairs... and then asked if my brother was my son... my brother is four years OLDER than me....

do I look old enough to have an almost-44-year-old son?  (don't answer that.... I really don't want to know if I do look that old!)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jimi on Aug 5th, 2005, 5:17pm
   No you don't ASB. The nerve of him. You couldn't have a son over 39/ Just no way.  Oh btw, I never did notice the color of your eyes at convention, or hair either. Sorry :-*

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by ghost62 on Aug 5th, 2005, 5:19pm

on 08/05/05 at 13:25:59, jcmquix wrote:
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv05qsQbHZGkwBMC1vqxaFK7UUwF3hhvgbyAEVFCYB37lRazOtrOQNJniUGQUdW_6VESWRCafPsyORMOzd11avsrgVWkZs-nPLfMyrpwFSHlUFA

(Hiding back under the bed)  [smiley=smokin.gif]

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

I think the monitor is shot no thanks [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Kevin_M on Aug 5th, 2005, 6:07pm

on 08/04/05 at 20:05:52, alienspacebabe wrote:
Took my daughter's car in to the mechanic (yes, the hot mechanic)... the entire time he was talking to my left breast.... what gives?


Quote:
hot mechanic commented on my paying for the car repairs... and then asked if my brother was my son... my brother is four years OLDER than me....  


Lizzie, I will never understand women.  I want to be a hot guy too, should I be writing down what this guy does and says for when I ever meet you?    ;)    ;;D






Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jonny on Aug 5th, 2005, 6:22pm

on 08/04/05 at 20:32:15, Michael wrote:
Why would one stare at someone's breasts when there are significantly more interesting bits and pieces upon which to speculate?


Im going to go WAY out on a ledge here......Your a gay dude aint you? ;;D

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Charlie on Aug 5th, 2005, 6:42pm
What is it about you Cuddlepumpkin? It seems that everytime I meet you or read you, you have a car that's breaking down. Makes me wonder just how big this mechanic fetish is.    :o


Quote:
On the other hand, I've heard women say some really raunchy things about mens' crotches and butts, when they didn't think anyone was listening!


Yer not kidding. Women have dirtier minds than men. It's only in self defense that we get Jonny to post one of those chaste images in response to all those airbrushed, hairless freaks you post.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/door flower.gif

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Redneck on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:04pm
One little question:

If they made mens pants like womens tops and bras, that push up or enhance............................................................

What would you ladies be looking at?

:)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jonny on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:16pm

on 08/05/05 at 19:04:36, Redneck wrote:
One little question:

If they made mens pants like womens tops and bras, that push up or enhance............................................................

What would you ladies be looking at?

:)


Who the hell needs that?

All chicks do is stare at the mule....LMAO ;;D

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/nashville/nashville013.jpg

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:21pm
Jonny holds a grudge.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Ree on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:24pm
[quote author=Woobie link=board=general;num=1123203952;start=25#46 date=08/05/05 at 10:49:59]HEY -
atleast they are LOOKING at you....
no one ever looks at me ....... :-[/quote] YA.... IM WITH THE WOOBN-8-R.........AT LEAST YOUR GETTING LOOKED AT I AM TOTALLY INVISIBLE....
REE

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jonny on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:35pm

on 08/05/05 at 19:24:06, Ree wrote:
YA.... IM WITH THE WOOBN-8-R.........AT LEAST YOUR GETTING LOOKED AT I AM TOTALLY INVISIBLE....
REE


I look, but dont tell Dave...He may be able to kick my ass.....LOL

Brian.......ROTFF ;;D

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by kissmyglass on Aug 5th, 2005, 7:45pm
Lizzie...you have such nice Boobies how can we not look???

Ree...Trust me, you are being looked at...and now that I know you have a pool you're even more beautiful....
:)

Kev

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Michael on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:29pm
Well hell, Jonny, they don't call me "Michelle" for nothing.

If I had the time, I would worry about you as well.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jonny on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:36pm

on 08/05/05 at 20:29:33, Michael wrote:
If I had the time, I would worry about you as well.


Hey, dont question my sexuality, please! ;)

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Redd715 on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:39pm
Just question if the cheese has him bound up tighter than a watch spring..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jonny on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:45pm

on 08/05/05 at 20:39:00, Redd715 wrote:
Just question if the cheese has him bound up tighter than a watch spring..... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]



Old faithful.......Steeltoes ;;D

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 5th, 2005, 8:55pm

on 08/05/05 at 19:45:04, kissmyglass wrote:
Lizzie...you have such nice Boobies how can we not look???

Ree...Trust me, you are being looked at...and now that I know you have a pool you're even more beautiful....
:)

Kev



aw, you sweet-talker, you!

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by jcmquix on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:48pm
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv04OE5HBx_EhUk84-V8CrR6c-xmUvEN7qX3ntCEIP-ZthAWJzddBMxKGs33Hps3AiaDnckyTN497-ZgYRObS8FriyD_zftS531A9UmsegSwD-A

Jane's first day on the job.....

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by DonnaHar on Aug 5th, 2005, 9:51pm
Well, reality check time...........

I guess big twins are not always typical for the ch woman.  Mine must have been preemies.

But my old saying still stands......B cups try harder!

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Cerberus on Aug 5th, 2005, 10:58pm
Aw hell... I ain't skeert,

Liz, it seems to me that (in your particular case) your, um... "Twins" seem to arrive at the scene of the crime before your eyes.  :-X

 Did I err? ( you know I'm kidding right?)

LMMFAO,
Ramon

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 5th, 2005, 11:04pm

on 08/05/05 at 21:51:41, DonnaHar wrote:
I guess big twins are not always typical for the ch woman.

Hmm, breasts as a trait in CH babes.  Post pics, we'll diagnose.

Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 6th, 2005, 8:35am

on 08/05/05 at 13:25:59, jcmquix wrote:
http://storage.msn.com/x1pxOYwqu4SjF5iohZHoAAhedPNC-fbvhopgMimcugLv05qsQbHZGkwBMC1vqxaFK7UUwF3hhvgbyAEVFCYB37lRazOtrOQNJniUGQUdW_6VESWRCafPsyORMOzd11avsrgVWkZs-nPLfMyrpwFSHlUFA

(Hiding back under the bed)  [smiley=smokin.gif]


Being a man advantage #HA-345,123,234,987-HA

When a man's equipment starts to sag, it's a bonus!   [smiley=laugh.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Tom

 





Title: Re: Why do men talk....
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 6th, 2005, 9:41am

on 08/06/05 at 08:35:11, burnt-toast wrote:
Being a man advantage #HA-345,123,234,987-HA

When a man's equipment starts to sag, it's a bonus!   [smiley=laugh.gif]  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


Tom


A bonus when they touch water??!! :o



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