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(Message started by: E-Double on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:29am)
Title: Found the cause of CH
Post by E-Double on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:29am
Apparently it is caused by sex and the "air pressure" in our bodies.......

This is from the supporters board. Go figure! ::)


on 08/02/05 at 01:02:52, Happeh wrote:
All of you are correct. I do not know why you do not have the self confidence to trust your own discoveries. Doctors do not know everything. As adults you must trust yourself even if your decision contradicts common advice.

It is my personal belief that doctors and hospitals are in business to make money. It is also my personal belief that western medicine doctors do not have a correct body view to diagnose health problems such as these.

IMHO, yes it is sex that is causing the headaches. The most simple way to describe is like this.

Inside your belly is an air tank. This air tank needs a certain amount of pressure for your body to work properly just like a tire needs a certain amount of pressure to work properly. This air tank feed air pressure to the rest of the body. The arms, legs, head and genitals.

In a healthy person, this airtank is full and the body is always producing enough "air" to keep it full. An unhealthy person either does not have enough air pressure or their body does not replenish it fast enough.

What happens when you get a headache is simple. Your brain has lost air pressure. For whatever reason, ill health or some other factor, your brain or perhaps the main air pressure in your belly "tank" has gone down. This is where sex enters the picture.

The sex organs are a pressure relief valve for the air tank in your belly. In a healthy person, with the air being replenished all of the time, the persons body is full of energy. If they have to much energy, they can bleed off the excess thru sex. It is just like a pressure cooker bleeding off excess steam with the valve on top.

In a person with low air pressure, if they have sex, their air tank goes "empty". Their air pressure is so low that there is not enough to inflate the brain. The brain responds by getting very bad headaches.

It is not air pressure in your body. It is energy. There are a couple of different permutations of this example that all cause headaches. A person who is tight, with lots of "air pressure" inside of them will get headaches. The pressure is too much for the brain to handle. There is the low air pressure person example above.

Another example that people must be honest about is the amount of sex. A person engaging in excessive sex is more prone to have problems. This is because their "air tank" becomes malformed from the excessive sex. Instead of the air tank being a round cylinder like a propane tank, the "air tank" in the belly might get dents or bumps or change shape totally. This odd shaped "air tank" causes pressure buildups within the body in abnormal places. Places not designed for high pressure. This places can cause pain under that too high pressure.

I would be interested in talking about this subject with people. I would like to hear some specifics about areas of the head that the headaches strike, type of work and play you engage in,(are you hard work hard exercise, or desk work watch TV person), body type(Thin and bony or heavy and meaty) and, if it is not too personal, sexual activity frequency.

IMHO, people should notice an increase in headache severity or frequency if they participate in frequent sex. Sex in this usage includes masturbation.

I had incredible headaches for years the doctor could not fix. I finally had to cure them myself. The doctor threw her hands in the air and said there was nothing she could do. She was a good doctor. It was not because she was a bad doctor. She tried everything and nothing worked.

I had to figure it out myself if I wanted relief. That is why I say you are adults. You must trust what your own decisions tell you, even if it goes against common wisdom. Many people do not accept my explanations. All I know is that I get headaches maybe once every 6 months where I used to eat Ibuprofen, Advil and pain medication for snacks.
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:36am
G'day Hdildo, and welcome home - under any other name.
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:37am
ROFLMMFAO!!!! Is this for real? Someone could seriously use a basic anatomy and physiology class! ROFLMAO!!  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Worst pick-up line EVER: "Hey, babe... Wanna help me release some pressure from my air-tank?"

"frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt!"

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:46am
What????  WHAT?????  You have got to be kidding me!  Is this guy nuts or what?

ROFLMAO! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by JDH on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:05am
So where do you stick the pressure gauge  :o


Quote:
Worst pick-up line EVER: "Hey, babe... Wanna help me release some pressure from my air-tank?"


LMFAO Frank.


Jim
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by vig on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:20am
leaches are the answer!
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:24am
I dont even know how to respond to this   well maybe   [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=moonwiggle.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=bigtiny.gif] [smiley=finger.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]

and for Frank  [smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by aprilbee on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:24am
Thank goodness this guy came along, where would we be without him???  ::)
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:25am

on 08/02/05 at 08:05:07, JDH wrote:
So where do you stick the pressure gauge  :oJim



ruh-roh.... I don't think I wanna know!   :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

"Thar she blows!!!"  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by aprilbee on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:29am

on 08/02/05 at 08:25:57, Frank_W wrote:
ruh-roh.... I don't think I wanna know!   :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

"Thar she blows!!!"  [smiley=laugh.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by jcmquix on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:35am
I saw that one too this morning...  [smiley=ohjez.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

What Dumba$$ would even post such a cuase for CH !!!

Patient: "Doc, Sex is a Pain in the A$$"
Doc: "You're doing it Wrong"
Patient: "Oh.. ok"  [smiley=bash.gif]

My Shoes are tied very tight today, maybe thats causing my CH...  [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

[smiley=gossip.gif] Happeh, another Snake Oil Vendor ... Goona sell us a migic CURE for Sex now... All I have is CH...  [smiley=confused2.gif] ::)

Sorry, I just can't even believe I read this one....
Talk about mis-information....

PFDAN's to ALL !!!



Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by gMike on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:36am
You gotta be shittin me!!!!  I wonder if this idiot can help me figure out what's wrong with my Trooper?  Might be fun to hear it explained in terms of ghosts and goblins!  

Yup, sometimes ya just gotta trust your instincts, at least until the mother-ship comes to pick you up!! ::)
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Peppermint on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:42am
(in my best NY accent)

Uhh... Not fuh nuttin.. but this is the stupidest thing I evah read on this board.  Are you friggin kidding me?

Ok, so its air pressure huh...there's gonna be a lot of farting and queefing if anyone takes this to heart...

::)

edited to correct spelling of queef.   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by jimbo on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:43am
Geeze,

So, If I abstain from farting, burping, getting laid and stop whippin skippy, My HA's will go away? ;;D

I knew Larry Flynt was behind all of this, I just knew it! ;;D

Seeya,

Jimbo
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:45am

on 08/02/05 at 08:43:41, jimbo wrote:
whippin skippy



[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by giffy76 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:47am
I think I'll stick with ch rather than give up masturbation
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Margi on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:49am
yeah, this one's a real prize, huh?  i hope he and his air filled belly are just a one-time thing and that he'll find another message board to haunt.

::)
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:52am
PHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssssssssssss    h  h   h   h   h  s  s  .............................

Crap, I've rund out of air.  Where the hell's my compressor?

Tom
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:10am

on 08/02/05 at 08:36:17, gMike wrote:
You gotta be shittin me!!!!  I wonder if this idiot can help me figure out what's wrong with my Trooper?  Might be fun to hear it explained in terms of ghosts and goblins!  

Yup, sometimes ya just gotta trust your instincts, at least until the mother-ship comes to pick you up!! ::)

I just cant resist , but I told goblin to stay away from this thread ....
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by sandie99 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:22am
My oh my! That's hilarious!!!!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by BobG on Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:32am
Hey Happ. May I call you Happ? Thanks Happ.

Your belly tank is low on air pressure?

I have a compressor with a long hose you can stick up you butt for a refill.
Please bring your own nozzle and pressure gauge.
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by maffumatt on Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:35am
only two ways to release that tank. So you either fart and waste it or burp and taste it. Take your pick.......
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:45am
Hey, this guy is on to something.....think about it........what helps lots of CH sufferers?  OXYGEN!!!  Maybe the Oxygen gets back into the air tank and that relieves the CH.
Good stinkin man.

I wonder if we all should sit around the cluster campfire with a huge pot of baked beans....like in blazing saddles.  We can all get the proper amount of air into our air tanks, and let the excess get released.
BMonee
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Karla on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:11am
What a fruit cake!  They obviously haven't had test subjects on the other extreme of going without sex and still getting ha.  Or having no stress in ones life and still gets ha.  What a joke!  
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by BobG on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:34am

on 08/02/05 at 11:11:57, Karla wrote:
What a fruit cake!  

I think you over estimated this guy’s intelligence.
Us true fruit cakes demand an apology.  ;;D
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by purpleydog on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:38am

on 08/02/05 at 10:32:51, BobG wrote:
Hey Happ. May I call you Happ? Thanks Happ.

Your belly tank is low on air pressure?

I have a compressor with a long hose you can stick up you butt for a refill.
Please bring your own nozzle and pressure gauge.


Not to be confused with our own Mr. Happy. Randy, where are ya when we need ya?


Air pressure..... man, I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks! I needed that.
[smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by purpleydog on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:40am
I wonder if this has something to do with the sex overdrive a lot of us have.   [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by broomhilda on Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:12pm
Hummmmmm brings a whole new meaning to blow me [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:14pm

on 08/02/05 at 11:40:29, purpleydog wrote:
I wonder if this has something to do with the sex overdrive a lot of us have.   [smiley=huh.gif]



"Inflate to 40lbs." LMAO! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 12:44pm
oh so you are like me need to gain weight ... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 1:07pm
Your blow-up doll wants Imitrex.  [smiley=laugh.gif] (and a repair kit!)
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by nani on Aug 2nd, 2005, 1:14pm

on 08/02/05 at 12:12:09, broomhilda wrote:
Hummmmmm brings a whole new meaning to blow me [smiley=laugh.gif]


[smiley=spit.gif]  Bwahahahaha!!!
OMG...ROTFLMAO!!
http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Jimi on Aug 2nd, 2005, 1:44pm
       Get off the floor Nani, you gonna hurt yourself. [smiley=nono.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 1:50pm
Got to admit though it was funny as he11 [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:01pm
Few!!!  At least now I also have a clue.  Powerdynamics Hydraulics, Strength of Materials and Gasses in its purest form!

Who was it that said:

"What goes up must come down" or was it "What goes in must come ouT"??? [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by nani on Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:10pm

on 08/02/05 at 13:44:54, Jimi wrote:
       Get off the floor Nani, you gonna hurt yourself. [smiley=nono.gif]


Hmmph...
...actually I was laughin' so hard, I think I did hurt myself. And I also wet my pants.  :P

Broomie...that was a classic!!   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Carl_D on Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:21pm
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!

When will you guys ever learn?

The real REASON we get cluster headaches is because of micro miniature Cuban-born Chinese Circus Midgets who flatulate in public places very silently.

Yep, everytime I get a cluster I know some CuChizits (as I call them) are getting their freak-on!

;;D
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Gator on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:13pm

on 08/02/05 at 12:12:09, broomhilda wrote:
Hummmmmm brings a whole new meaning to blow me [smiley=laugh.gif]


ROFLMMFAO  [Wiping tears]

And the award for the Best One-Liner in a General Post Thread goes to  [drum roll please]

BROOMIE!!!
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by miCHel on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:18pm
Hummm...

Let me get this straight.

When I am in a CH cycle,
I can't drink (that I knew),
And I can't have sex...

Anyone can lend me a gun please (loaded)?

miCHel
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Donna_D. on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:30pm
Ok, I say we test this theory...

Put on our own grope group study.

One group abstains from sex and we will see if their headaches get better...

And of course you have to have a control group... ;)
I volunteer for the group that does NOT abstain from sex.  In fact...seems I always hear that my "head is better" after sex  ;)

I am in sooo much trouble now...  ;;D

DD
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by purpleydog on Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:09pm

on 08/02/05 at 13:07:38, Frank_W wrote:
Your blow-up doll wants Imitrex.  [smiley=laugh.gif] (and a repair kit!)



That would be don's...
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by rextangle on Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:44pm
I think that guy HAPPEH is full of HOT AIR!

I'm gonna go fill up my belly with 02!! I wonder if helium works for CH.... maybe for that HAPPEH guy

Fuck him and his fuckin' post office! ;;D
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by don on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:00pm

Quote:
Found the cause of CH


When I opened this thread I would have bet a years pay I was going to see a picture of my ex wife.
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Racer1_NC on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:36pm
Air pressure......in my belly...... ::)   Sheesh..

You know if you listen long enough, you will eventually hear it all. I'm one step closer to not having to listen anymore.

And for the record.......experienced life with and without. The beast doesn't give a crap, but I do.  ;)

Bill
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by ccbiggsoo7 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:25pm
PULL MY FINGER!
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Kirk on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:01pm
Injection is nice. But, I would rather be blown. [smiley=hammer.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Opus on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:05pm

Quote:
IMHO, yes it is sex that is causing the headaches.


Yippee, then I definitely don't have Ch and it must all be in my head....


oh wait!...............it is in my head:-/

Opus/Paul
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by brain_cramps on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:17pm

Quote:
Their air pressure is so low that there is not enough to inflate the brain.



Watta airhead!
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Charlie on Aug 2nd, 2005, 11:34pm
http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/ohjez.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pills.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/hissyfit.gif

Surely you jest?

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/crackup.gif
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:01am
What a Crock !!

UNsolved
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Topical on Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:12am

on 08/02/05 at 17:30:57, Donna_D. wrote:
Ok, I say we test this theory...

Put on our own grope group study.

One group abstains from sex and we will see if their headaches get better...

And of course you have to have a control group... ;)
I volunteer for the group that does NOT abstain from sex.  In fact...seems I always hear that my "head is better" after sex  ;)

I am in sooo much trouble now...  ;;D

DD


Put me down for the control group.
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by kimmeesue on Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:58am
NO, No, No.  Not a crock.  See, he's just got it all backwards.
In Eastern medicine sex is considered a life-giving force.  It promotes chi (energy).
Therefor, in order to cure CH you need to improve your energy levels, so.......
Have an orgy.
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:00am

on 08/02/05 at 23:01:58, Kirk wrote:
Injection is nice. But, I would rather be blown. [smiley=hammer.gif]


What a coincidence! Me too! LOL!
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by giffy76 on Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:11am

on 08/03/05 at 00:58:36, kimmeesue wrote:
NO, No, No.  Not a crock.  See, he's just got it all backwards.
In Eastern medicine sex is considered a life-giving force.  It promotes chi (energy).
Therefor, in order to cure CH you need to improve your energy levels, so.......
Have an orgy.


This sounds like a good event for DAVCON06. We need to schedule an orgy for every night. Who's with me?
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Frank_W on Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:33am

on 08/03/05 at 00:58:36, kimmeesue wrote:
NO, No, No.  Not a crock.  See, he's just got it all backwards.
In Eastern medicine sex is considered a life-giving force.  It promotes chi (energy).
Therefor, in order to cure CH you need to improve your energy levels, so.......
Have an orgy.



Okay. If you insist.  ;;D 8) [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:45am
Maybe he just posted to the wrong place - shoulda put it on the funnies & jokes, because this has been the most hilarious thread I've ever read.  And Broomie, you are priceless!  You brought tears to my other eye! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Found the cause of CH
Post by E-Double on Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:51am

on 08/03/05 at 07:45:12, Sandy_C wrote:
 And Broomie, you are priceless!  You brought tears to my other eye! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]


PERFECT!!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]


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