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(Message started by: blossom on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm)
Title: Whacked it off!
Post by blossom on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:53pm
You guys can release your genitals now!  I am talking about my hair.  It was short and now it's shorter!  I love it - I'll post a picture in the next few days.  I was trying to take a self portrait of me and Colin and I can't get it right.   ::)  Shocking!  

oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!   ;;D

Kisses!
Karen
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by thomas on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:13pm

on 08/01/05 at 21:53:08, blossom wrote:
You guys can release your genitals now!  I am talking about my hair.  It was short and now it's shorter!  I love it - I'll post a picture in the next few days.  I was trying to take a self portrait of me and Colin and I can't get it right.   ::)  Shocking!  

Hurry up!

on 08/01/05 at 21:53:08, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!   ;;D

Kisses!
Karen  

Just send him over to my place I'm pretty bored, need to practice some of my interogation techniques.
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Michael on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:17pm
Oops. I thought you were talking about personal entertainment. My bad.
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by blossom on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:19pm
Thomas, he's a complete crap weasel.  Not worth the effort.  I'll keep you in mind when he pulls his next idiotic stunt though!   ;;D ;)
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by vig on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:22pm
waiting 4 pix....

;;D
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Charlie on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:37pm
Can't wait.

I'm always in the market for help with my ongoing research. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/around look.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:59pm

on 08/01/05 at 21:53:08, blossom wrote:
 I was trying to take a self portrait of me and Colin.....


Eh?
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Topical on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:21am

on 08/01/05 at 21:53:08, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off...


What's he doing? (like it's any of my business)

Now that you have the short-short hair.

If you want to make him feel like he blew it big time leaving you with no chance of getting back together:
Tell him you are have become bi-sexual.
"I'm having so much fun now with Janice and her boyfriend..."
Stand back and watch his jaw drop(avoid the drool).

Alternatively, if you want to get rid of him and he is feeding you the line "Oh baby, I'm sorry." Say you are now a lesbian and you owe it all to him.
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:50am

on 08/01/05 at 22:37:06, Charlie wrote:
Can't wait.

I'm always in the market for help with my ongoing research. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/around look.gif

Charlie


[smiley=huh.gif] ::)
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:57am
Tell him that you're going to take a sledgehammer to his kneecaps, Karen.  >:(

Looking forward to the pics, and hope you and Colin continue doing well. :)
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by deltadarlin on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:14am
Frank,
You've got this all wrong!  Don't cripple him that way!  What really makes em' think is when you break/crush their insteps (not completely of course).  That way, every step is a reminder of their past transgressions.

vicious is my middle name
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:18am
That's a good one too, Carolyn. If you shatter their kneecaps, they'll never walk again without the aid of some kind of medical device. (Amputating their thumbs is another effective "treatment" ) *laughing darkly*
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by blossom on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:27am

on 08/02/05 at 07:18:24, Frank_W wrote:
That's a good one too, Carolyn. If you shatter their kneecaps, they'll never walk again without the aid of some kind of medical device. (Amputating their thumbs is another effective "treatment" ) *laughing darkly*


:o [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]  

I knew I loved you guys!  Those suggestions are all so incredibly evil.... bwahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!  unfortunately I would be the first one they came looking for.   :-/
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 7:35am
LMAO! Believe me, I have plenty more, Karen.  [smiley=laugh.gif]  :-X
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:32am

on 08/01/05 at 21:53:08, blossom wrote:
 

oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!   ;;D

Kisses!
Karen


Just remember these 3 little numbers

1  shot
1  kill
0  regrets

we may poke at each other but we dont tolerate deadbeats and lowlifes

ok
you guys do put up with me, but im cute and cuddly  ;) ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:06am

on 08/01/05 at 21:53:08, blossom wrote:
oh and if the ex doesn't knock his crap off I may whack his genitals off - I'd have to locate them first though!   ;;D

Kisses!
Karen


See what happens when women cut their hair!  I've long belived the hair is where a woman compassion and sensativity resides.  I've been keepin' stats on this phenom. and just added to em'.   [smiley=laugh.gif]  


Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by sandie99 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:27am
I'm waiting for the pic!  ;)
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by cootie on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:47am
I think really short flowy hair is CUTE as heck......course I am quite the opposite now that I can about sit on mine these days. Have thought of cutting it but since it is such a tourist attraction I guess no one will let me. And it is kinda fun to do different things with it. Short is fun tho. Tossle head Pam
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:15am
Got to see and I swear to give honest opinion. I personally like longer hair on wimmins but some do look great with short hair.
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by broomhilda on Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:43pm
Nothing more empowering than wacking off your locks ;;D

Have had my hair short for almost nice years, I love it! Waiting for pics! Enjoy your new look!
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Melissa on Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:56pm
The title of this thread reminds me of a little ditty (sung to If You're Happy and You Know it, Clap Your Hands)...

"There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, and it's really gonna eat 'er (or is it, "get it off before I beat it"?)
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off"


BTW, would like to know what Broomies "bad" years were like??

;;D

(cool beans Karen!  My hairs shorter too, albeit I'm now growing it out all one length)
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by broomhilda on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:04pm
Mel, LMFAO now I am going to be singing that all day [smiley=laugh.gif]


Bad years huh? :-X

Hugs
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by broomhilda on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:49pm
Crap I should go blond too, nine dammit not nice [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=ohjez.gif]
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Melissa on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:02pm
LMAO Andrea!!  Blonde is fun too ya know... I was blonde myself for awhile... then I got smart. ;)

(JEST KIDDIN!! ;;D)



Linda, you KNOW I love you!
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:30pm



Quote:
ok  
you guys do put up with me, but im cute and cuddly      




huh?????????   So is a Grizzly bear...but they have a dark side also.  I'd like to know who it is,  that's putting up with you Ghost?

Linda
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:38pm





Quote:
Linda, you KNOW I love you!


uh-huh....but why did you pick me?  Not like I'm the only blonde here. ??   There's Piper, Cat...Pam..Tracey..(sort of)..and and and o.k.....I can't think of anyone else.  Carry on Mel.   ;;D

Linda
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Melissa on Aug 2nd, 2005, 5:58pm
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

:-*
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:00pm

on 08/02/05 at 15:56:59, Melissa wrote:
The title of this thread reminds me of a little ditty (sung to If You're Happy and You Know it, Clap Your Hands)...

There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off
There's a skeeter on my peter, and a dozen on my consin's, you can hear the bastards buzzin, whack em' off off"


Corrected version (ole' camp song) for those that want to sing it correctly.

TOm


Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Melissa on Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:06pm

on 08/02/05 at 18:00:10, burnt-toast wrote:
Corrected version (ole' camp song) for those that want to sing it correctly.

TOm

Well GEE, thanks TOm.  I didn't remember what came after the whack it off part, cause it was always hubby's uncle who sings it when I'm around him, and he seems to either stop or get real quiet when it comes to that part. :-/
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by blossom on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:10pm
Here is the new 'do!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/blossom0810/SVI_0203.jpg

Here is the new byotch!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/blossom0810/SVI_0199.jpg
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:14pm

on 08/02/05 at 18:06:56, Melissa wrote:
Well GEE, thanks TOm.  I didn't remember what came after the whack it off part, cause it was always hubby's uncle who sings it when I'm around him, and he seems to either stop or get real quiet when it comes to that part. :-/


Now why can I understand hubby's uncle trailing off like that?  ;)

By the way Blossom - The new do  [smiley=thumbsup.gif] suites you well.  

Tom
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by E-Double on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:43pm
[smiley=bloos.gif]
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by maffumatt on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:50pm
lookin good Karen.......
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Ree on Aug 2nd, 2005, 9:54pm
why can't I find the courage to cut my hair off... that looks so free~ing..... and easy.... I'm a hair stylist too... cut off many locks in my day... but I'm a chicken shit... I have a tail that I have had since the early 90's and it goes to my ass.... and that is just so I can cut the rest of my hair to my shoulders...  someday.....!  I will do it too... it looks great on you blossom.... very cool   love ree
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by Charlie on Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:01am
I like it too. Yer looking good kid  :-*

I reread an old post here way back when and like Jas posted; I don't understand it either. Some kinda screwup.

Charlie
Title: Re: Whacked it off!
Post by LeLimey on Aug 4th, 2005, 3:29am
Oooh Karen I like it!! It suits you! I hope Chris realises how lucky he is to be allowed to go out with my little sis?!!
Give my love to Ellen too will you? Tell her I miss her (Is she going to come to DavCon by any chance???)


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