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(Message started by: ghost62 on Jul 28th, 2005, 12:02pm)
Title: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Jul 28th, 2005, 12:02pm

on 07/27/05 at 17:27:48, LeLimey wrote:
UPDATED CURRENT SHIT LIST

Jimi
Frank
Kirk
Frank
Pat
Frank
Tom
Frank
Ghost
Frank
VIG
Frank
Frank
Frank
Frank...etc...etc...etc...



I just had to make its own home [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

my voices told me it was necessary

;) ;) ;) ;;D ;;D :o :o 8) [smiley=laugh.gif] :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


Contest rules:
1. make the list
2. no personal digs (bad form)
3. have loads of fun
4. ok digs at those of us that can handle it are ok
5. wait that is all of us (especially jonny, don, ghost, thomas, vig, dj only if brave enuff,
6. no vulgar comments about the cluster babes
7 now that should move me up the list
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by thomas on Jul 28th, 2005, 12:51pm
Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list.  I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by.  Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap.  That is all.
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:04pm

on 07/28/05 at 12:51:15, thomas wrote:
Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list.  I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by.  Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap.  That is all.

They do but sometimes I dont listen, unless the start yelling at me. ;;D ;;D ;;D
this was my idea, you are right first there is pms pre monster syndrom, then there is dmc during monster cycle, then there is pms post monster syndrom .... gives the guys about 3 -5 days of peace ... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Donna_D. on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:12pm

on 07/28/05 at 12:51:15, thomas wrote:
Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list.  I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by.  Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap.  That is all.



I think you just made the list....  [smiley=laugh.gif]


DD
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by thomas on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:16pm

on 07/28/05 at 13:12:15, Donna_D. wrote:
I think you just made the list....  [smiley=laugh.gif]


DD

Well, I guess that's good, because it ain't much of a list is I ain't on it.
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:22pm
Good grief Thomas.. you want to be on the shit list?!! Bloody hell you are on it then mate because you need some sense slapping into  you... QUICK!! LOL
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by thomas on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:24pm

on 07/28/05 at 13:22:19, LeLimey wrote:
some sense slapping into  you... QUICK!! LOL

Now that sounds like it could be fun.
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by vig on Jul 28th, 2005, 1:52pm
Join the club, bro...
;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Jul 28th, 2005, 4:32pm
what no more gonna try for the list?
;;D ;;D ;;D  oh Lelimey have I moved up yet?
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 28th, 2005, 5:36pm
Psst -  [smiley=gossip.gif]

Gentlemen do not mess with The List.

We simply cannot escape or survive THE LIST.

Once created, men we are bound by everything on THE LIST and not permitted rest until THE LIST is satisfied.

Women conjure them becase they know we cannot ignore THE LIST.

Just let THE LIST gather some dust and women will be compelled to dispatch of it.  

Stop touching The List or it will never go away.

The magic of THE LIST is too powerful.

Tom



 
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Frank_W on Jul 29th, 2005, 7:05am
/singing L7's, "Shit List"  [smiley=laugh.gif]

"When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the people
That won’t be missed
You’ve made my shitlist

For all the ones
Who bum me out
Shitlist
For all the ones
Who fill my head with doubt
Shitlist
For all the squares who get me pissed
Shitlist
You’ve made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist

When I get mad
And I get pissed
Shitlist
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Shitlist
Of all you azzholes
Who won’t be missed
Shitlist
You’ve made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist"

(From the Natural Born Killers soundtrack)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by E-Double on Jul 29th, 2005, 7:37am
Who's LeLimey? ::)













[smiley=laugh.gif]

Eric Diamond, MS.Ed, BCBA.....
If I'm on any list, I want my name written formally ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 29th, 2005, 8:00am

on 07/29/05 at 07:37:08, E-Double wrote:
Who's LeLimey? ::)


I thinks she's some babe from the other side of the pond.

That's what I've been told.  ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Jul 29th, 2005, 8:35am
rules for the mans side

1. Learn to work a toilet seat. Your'e a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon, or the changing of the tide, let it be.

1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints DO NOT WORK! strong hints DO NOT WORK! obvious hints DO NOT WORK! Just say it!

1. yes and no are perfectly good answeres to most questions.

1. come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. thats what we do. sympathy is what your girl friends are for.

1. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. see a doctor. I know the ladies here dont need this one but oh well.

1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you wont dress like victoria seceret girls dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. if something can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one.

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us howyou want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible please say what you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in 16 colors like windows default settings. peach for example is a fruit not a color. pumpkin also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is.

1. if it itches it will be scratched. we do that.

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. we know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. if you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.

1. when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.

1. Dont ask us what we are thinking about unless you are ready to discuss such topics as Baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks(jeeps too).

1. you have enough clothes.

1. you have to many shoes.

1. I am in shape round is a shape.

1. I have the body of a god, Budda.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? It's like camping.

1. These are our rules and they are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Jul 29th, 2005, 1:33pm
Has anyone noticed Our CH BABES are staying away from this thread?
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Jul 29th, 2005, 1:43pm
Maybe this will lure them in.  ;;D

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ScLrqOTojTcJ:www.brctennis.com/images/Courtside/Donuts.jpg
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Jul 29th, 2005, 1:55pm
[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by nani on Jul 29th, 2005, 3:10pm

on 07/29/05 at 13:43:25, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
Maybe this will lure them in.  ;;D

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ScLrqOTojTcJ:www.brctennis.com/images/Courtside/Donuts.jpg


LMAO... I'll have 2. I wasn't really here...
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Cerberus on Jul 30th, 2005, 10:23pm
 Uss Cerberus Reporting:

 Targeting...
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 30th, 2005, 10:41pm
That's brilliant!!!!!

Donuts will distract em' while we burn THE LIST!

How many dozen are we gonna' need?

Tom
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:00pm

on 07/29/05 at 08:35:27, ghost62 wrote:
rules for the mans side

1. Learn to work a toilet seat. Your'e a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You dont hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. Its like the full moon, or the changing of the tide, let it be.

1. Shopping is not a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtle hints DO NOT WORK! strong hints DO NOT WORK! obvious hints DO NOT WORK! Just say it!

1. yes and no are perfectly good answeres to most questions.

1. come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. thats what we do. sympathy is what your girl friends are for.

1. A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem. see a doctor. I know the ladies here dont need this one but oh well.

1. anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an arguement. in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you wont dress like victoria seceret girls dont expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. if something can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one.

1. you can either ask us to do something or tell us howyou want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible please say what you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in 16 colors like windows default settings. peach for example is a fruit not a color. pumpkin also a fruit. we have no idea what mauve is.

1. if it itches it will be scratched. we do that.

1. if we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. we know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. if you ask a question you dont want an answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear.

1. when we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really.

1. Dont ask us what we are thinking about unless you are ready to discuss such topics as Baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks(jeeps too).

1. you have enough clothes.

1. you have to many shoes.

1. I am in shape round is a shape.

1. I have the body of a god, Budda.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really dont mind that? It's like camping.

1. These are our rules and they are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!


can't you come up with anything new, these are old!!! [smiley=snore.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jonny on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:07pm

on 07/30/05 at 23:00:44, sassy_lady wrote:
can't you come up with anything new, these are old!!! [smiley=snore.gif]


The "Truth" refuses to get old!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:07pm
http://www.forthegirls.com/tourimages/solomale.jpg

Here you boys go, thought you all need some company!!
::) ::)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:09pm
Hey I know what you look like, seen all kinds of pictures of you with your girlfriend at the convention.. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jonny on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:18pm

on 07/30/05 at 23:09:47, sassy_lady wrote:
Hey I know what you look like, seen all kinds of pictures of you with your girlfriend at the convention.. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]


How could that be?

There were no pictures posted of me and AussieBrian ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 30th, 2005, 11:41pm

on 07/30/05 at 23:18:15, Jonny wrote:
There were no pictures posted of me and AussieBrian ;;D


And I've certainly kept mine in a very safe place!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 31st, 2005, 12:52pm

on 07/30/05 at 23:18:15, Jonny wrote:
How could that be?

There were no pictures posted of me and AussieBrian ;;D

http://www.rextangle.com/pics/missmule.jpg


SEE I TOLD YOU   ;;D ;;D ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sandie99 on Jul 31st, 2005, 1:20pm

on 07/29/05 at 13:33:14, ghost62 wrote:
Has anyone noticed Our CH BABES are staying away from this thread?

I'm always here, lurking in the shadows... [smiley=curtain.gif]
You've been warned. This Clusterbabe will be back! 8)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Charlie on Jul 31st, 2005, 2:09pm
http://www.rextangle.com/pics/missmule.jpg

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/heart give.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/heart give.gif http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pals.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 31st, 2005, 6:08pm
http://storage.msn.com/x1pnp_rgmi5o51gmCLFJS6UmmiVtTwK7-CVexJHZVWO6Oi6KQ-dR0NCipsS13oFrqg2hvDBZl4gtcYm1mZXcLXMWPqLvtRIFnuJhUbUOT23B3roALcjXDJua_5GetmOTGuxrPAj3FmqdPc

There were no pictures posted of me and AussieBrian

sure there are!!  ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ::) ::)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 31st, 2005, 6:31pm
Ok, so one pic slipped through the portals.  But you gotta admit we make a lovely couple.
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by DennyM on Jul 31st, 2005, 6:43pm
So that's where you were you bar steward!! You told me you were visiting your Mum!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Linda_Howell on Jul 31st, 2005, 10:05pm


   
Quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Has anyone noticed Our CH BABES are staying away from this thread?



    Is it just me,  or has no one noticed that there are .....NO WOMEN ON THIS LIST?  !!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;;D


    Linda
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by maffumatt on Jul 31st, 2005, 11:53pm
she threatened to put me on it but I squeaked by.



unless she has another more sinister list somewhere.........
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 3:40am
O Aussie you're beautiful! ::)

When is the wedding?  I'll do Jonny's hair.

Jonny how about beads, it's been the craze out here for like forever. ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:15am
Thank you for your kind wishes, Jasmyn, and note also that bidding is now open for pick of the litter.

B & J.
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:27am
1 J&B for me while you're at it  ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by AussieBrian on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:30am

on 08/01/05 at 04:27:14, Jasmyn wrote:
1 J&B for me while you're at it  ;;D


And here's cheers to your bloody fine health, and almost everybody else's!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 7:14am

on 07/31/05 at 22:05:16, Linda_Howell wrote:
    Is it just me,  or has no one noticed that there are .....NO WOMEN ON THIS LIST?  !!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;;D

    Linda


Of COURSE not Linda.. women are far too nice to get on the SHIT list..(PSSST... the clue is in the type of list it is!!)




on 07/31/05 at 23:53:10, maffumatt wrote:
she threatened to put me on it but I squeaked by.


....don't you believe it...
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Highlander on Aug 1st, 2005, 7:19am
what do I have to do to get on the shit list???

PS I really haven't broken the UK board!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 7:45am
Scottie you don't want to get on my shit list do you?! Especially with us hitting Glasgow tomorrow!!!
Hey are you about? I tried ringing you so turn your flippin phone on!!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:04am
Some good tips for the men and a few laughs for us:

HOW TO IMPRESS

A WOMAN.



* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,



* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,

* Pray with her,

* Pray for her,

* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,



* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.



HOW TO IMPRESS

A MAN



* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV



Guys are sooooo predictable and simple ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:08am
You forgot Bring cold beer too. ;;D ;) [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:12am
A nice steak and an enthusiastic bravo-juliet is always appreciated.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:27am
Ghost just remember about the female hormone thing and beer, so I would be very carefull with its consuption if I were you, Frank might start to like you more than usual. ;;D

And Frank, didn't you read?  Guys are soooo predictable and simple.  Come on Franky, frankly must I lend you a teaspoon? ::) ;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:34am
It's always nice to let women think that we are predictable and simple. It keeps us from being faulted for not listening and reacting to their shit.  ::)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:40am
Sorry Frank, I did not mean to insult you by getting you to react or listen.


Hi, hi, hi.....! [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 1st, 2005, 9:41am

on 08/01/05 at 09:04:45, Jasmyn wrote:
A MAN



* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV



Guys are sooooo predictable and simple ;)


This is why men are generally happier people.

We don't have to make ourselves half nuts trying to remember if our partner has broken any of the rules or is getting ready to break one of the rules that hasn't been written down yet.

Just a few simple things to keep me happy.
;;D
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:16am
Frank your wife figured out how to keep you happy a long long time ago.
For the rest of you ladies if you want to know Maris secret its simple (like Frank) ... his trouser pockets have been cut out...
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by nani on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:18am

on 08/01/05 at 10:16:27, LeLimey wrote:
Frank your wife figured out how to keep you happy a long long time ago.
For the rest of you ladies if you want to know Maris secret its simple (like Frank) ... his trouser pockets have been cut out...


ROTFLMAO, Helen!!   [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ExplodingEyeBall on Aug 1st, 2005, 10:21am

on 08/01/05 at 10:16:27, LeLimey wrote:
... his trouser pockets have been cut out...


What the hell is he doing in there then? I though he was rattling loose change in his pocket. Frank? What are you wearing down there that makes that kind of noise?
[smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 1st, 2005, 11:54am

on 08/01/05 at 10:16:27, LeLimey wrote:
Frank your wife figured out how to keep you happy a long long time ago.
For the rest of you ladies if you want to know Maris secret its simple (like Frank) ... his trouser pockets have been cut out...



[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by giffy76 on Aug 1st, 2005, 12:06pm
Those are brass balls clanking together, that's correct, we know were you hens hide em and when you leave, we get em out and play with em.

Clankity clankin my nuts till the wife gets home. Ryan
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 12:07pm

on 08/01/05 at 10:16:27, LeLimey wrote:
Frank your wife figured out how to keep you happy a long long time ago.
For the rest of you ladies if you want to know Maris secret its simple (like Frank) ... his trouser pockets have been cut out...


It ALSO explains his glazed eyes and silly grin...

http://www.clusterheadaches.com/dallas2005/dallas2005019.jpg
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by alchemy on Aug 1st, 2005, 1:05pm

on 07/28/05 at 12:51:15, thomas wrote:
Who's idiotic idea was this, like I give a flying fuck about some British chick's shit list.  I'm sure the list shortens and lengthens as the month goes by.  Your voices need to tell you to go take a frickin' nap.  That is all.

all i can say is this is the first time in my life i haven't been on someone's shitlist so nanananana
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 1:54pm

on 08/01/05 at 13:05:40, alchemy wrote:
all i can say is this is the first time in my life i haven't been on someone's shitlist so nanananana


Helen it seems that men vie to be on your list.  Do they really understand the concept of being on a woman's list or is this only part of the ego thing?   (like:  mine is always bigger and better, I'm first and so on and so on)

[smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=confused.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:07pm
I think you've got it in one Jas!! "My car's faster than your car" "My lawnmower cuts better than your's does" "My kid's more dysfunctional than your kid" "I'm in more trouble than you're in" ... where is it all going to end?!! ::)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:14pm
I don't think they have an end, the male species are very round.  Always busy biting their own tails.  No nuance for the finer things in life! ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:14pm

on 08/01/05 at 14:07:12, LeLimey wrote:
I think you've got it in one Jas!! "My car's faster than your car" "My lawnmower cuts better than your's does" "My kid's more dysfunctional than your kid" "I'm in more trouble than you're in" ... where is it all going to end?!! ::)

Havn't you figured it out yet (oh wait they is wimmins) here I'll give you a clue.  NEVER
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by sandie99 on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:16pm

on 08/01/05 at 14:07:12, LeLimey wrote:
I think you've got it in one Jas!! "My car's faster than your car" "My lawnmower cuts better than your's does" "My kid's more dysfunctional than your kid" "I'm in more trouble than you're in" ... where is it all going to end?!! ::)

I don't think it's going to end ever, Helen. I bet when they're dead they'll go "I'm more dead then you"! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:17pm

on 08/01/05 at 14:14:48, Jasmyn wrote:
I don't think they have an end, the male species are very round.  Always busy biting their own tails.  No nuance for the finer things in life! ;)

shoot if I could do that Id never have gotten married :o [smiley=biggrin.gif] [smiley=bloos.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=hug.gif] [smiley=sgrin.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=curtain.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:18pm
Ghost, my point exactly.  At least I have a point, how about you?   8)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:19pm

on 08/01/05 at 14:18:08, Jasmyn wrote:
Ghost, my point exactly.  At least I have a point, how about you?   8)

Why do you think I wear that hat all the time, keeps it covered [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:24pm

on 08/01/05 at 14:19:38, ghost62 wrote:
Why do you think I wear that hat all the time, keeps it covered [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;)


In other words:

You're ashamed of it because your point was never properly made?
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 2:35pm

on 08/01/05 at 14:24:23, Jasmyn wrote:
In other words:

You're ashamed of it because your point was never properly made?

Actually it is soooo perfect it scares everyone away ;;D ;;D ;;D ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 3:38pm
Ghostie how can we miss you if you won't go away?!  :-*
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:16pm

on 08/01/05 at 15:38:44, LeLimey wrote:
Ghostie how can we miss you if you won't go away?!  :-*

if wimmins were better aims they wouldnt miss .... ;) ;;D ;;D ;;D but then again how can they aim if they cant see something as big as a toilet seat?
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:27pm
it isn't WIMMIN that pee all over the seat Jimi....
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:51pm

on 08/01/05 at 16:27:43, LeLimey wrote:
it isn't WIMMIN that pee all over the seat Jimi....

And it aint us mens sittin in the pond ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:54pm

on 08/01/05 at 16:27:43, LeLimey wrote:
it isn't WIMMIN that pee all over the seat Jimi....


Helen you sure this Jimi is not a Jani? [smiley=huh.gif]
He sits when he goes? :o
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:57pm
Im singing in the pond just singing in the pond  ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 4:58pm

on 08/01/05 at 16:54:38, Jasmyn wrote:
Helen you sure this Jimi is not a Jani? [smiley=huh.gif]
He sits when he goes? :o


Jas Jimi is a Jimi but a quiet word with Ruthie and he'll be needing to sit down for a Jimmy Riddle and thats a fact!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:02pm

on 08/01/05 at 16:58:29, LeLimey wrote:
Jas Jimi is a Jimi but a quiet word with Ruthie and he'll be needing to sit down for a Jimmy Riddle and thats a fact!


LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:03pm
whats this you gals tryn to keep me bouncing back and forth ........... oh wait I see yall like it when i bounce . ;;D ;) 8) :o [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:04pm
yeah goat.. you've got more chins than a chinese phone book..
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:06pm

on 08/01/05 at 17:04:29, LeLimey wrote:
yeah goat.. you've got more chins than a chinese phone book..

as a collection ....  ;;D ;;D ;;D they are actually just the imprints ...
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:06pm
see yall tomorrow same bat time same bat channel
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:07pm
not me, I'll be in Scotland but keep my chair war.. I'll be back!!


(nope.. no typos!!)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Redneck on Aug 1st, 2005, 5:45pm
List, what list? Wimmens can't write, hell they cant even put the seat up. Now woman, hush yo' mouth and brang me another beer!!  ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 1st, 2005, 8:42pm
Well now.......

Most of this was all interestingly pointless.  Consistency - Thats The Ticket.  

The forces of the universe are settlin' into a rythm and once again the world still spinnin' in a greased groove.  

Now don't you gals go messin' things up again!   ;;D

Tom      
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 6:45am
Well, the story is, when I was a kid, we were very poor, so for Christmas one year, my mom bought me a new pair of jeans and cut the pockets out of them, so that I could have a new pair of jeans, AND something to play with on Christmas morning.  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by deltadarlin on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:05am

on 08/02/05 at 06:45:33, Frank_W wrote:
Well, the story is, when I was a kid, we were very poor, so for Christmas one year, my mom bought me a new pair of jeans and cut the pockets out of them, so that I could have a new pair of jeans, AND something to play with on Christmas morning.  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Were you jealous because all the other boys had bigger toys to play with?
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:13am

on 08/02/05 at 08:05:11, deltadarlin wrote:
Were you jealous because all the other boys had bigger toys to play with?

Naw he felt bad cause he had more toys  [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D :o :o :o :o 8)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:20am

on 08/02/05 at 08:05:11, deltadarlin wrote:
Were you jealous because all the other boys had bigger toys to play with?


No... After all, the cute li'l thing makes ME happy!  ;;D  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:44am
ok this ought to get me pushed up the list a little more ....

wimmins method ov learnin

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes -- (READ OUT LOUD FOR FULL EFFECT)

1) That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive..................Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.......................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here........................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet..................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone......................No Pah King  
12) Our meeting was rescheduled..................Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great.........................................Fa Kin Su Pah
17) I Can't believe it........................... No Fu Kin Wai  


:o :o :o :o
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Jasmyn on Aug 2nd, 2005, 3:49pm

on 08/02/05 at 10:44:32, ghost62 wrote:
ok this ought to get me pushed up the list a little more ....

wimmins method ov learnin

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes -- (READ OUT LOUD FOR FULL EFFECT)

1) That's not right..............................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive..................Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man....................................Dum Gai
5) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.......................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's Very dark in here........................Wao So Dim
10) I Thought you were on a diet..................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone......................No Pah King  
12) Our meeting was rescheduled..................Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight.........................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile..................Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great.........................................Fa Kin Su Pah
17) I Can't believe it........................... No Fu Kin Wai  


:o :o :o :o


kum Hia Yu Stin Ki Pu Dum Gai, So Ai Ka Bang Mai Ni Un Yu Tai Ni Po Ni In Yu Pans! [smiley=hammer.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:04pm

on 08/02/05 at 15:49:52, Jasmyn wrote:
kum Hia Yu Stin Ki Pu Dum Gai, So Ai Ka Bang Mai Ni Un Yu Tai Ni Po Ni In Yu Pans! [smiley=hammer.gif]

OMFGLMMFAOROTFF  [smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=eek.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] [smiley=winkkiss.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=lick.gif] [smiley=guyflash.gif]

WOW that is great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Melissa on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:38pm
lmfao Jasmyn! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by unsolved1 on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:43pm
4 pages and I still don't know what a "LeLimey" is !!  LOL   I heard of schindlerslist but not LeLimey!!

UNsolved
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Linda_Howell on Aug 2nd, 2005, 4:50pm


hmmm.  Too bad you weren't in Dallas then,  my friend.  You'd KNOW what she is.  

  A short little person with the face of an angel and the mouth of a Stevedore.  Not that she cusses, more like she says what's on her mind and in the funniest way you can imagine.  She is a "FORCE"  to be reckoned with for sure.

Linda
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 4th, 2005, 1:11pm
Ok now how am I doing on the lists? ;)
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by LeLimey on Aug 4th, 2005, 1:14pm
Bring your own blindfold.
You're first against the wall at Dawn! :o
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 4th, 2005, 1:17pm

on 08/04/05 at 13:14:15, LeLimey wrote:
Bring your own blindfold.
You're first against the wall at Dawn! :o

SWEET IVE ALWAYS WANTED IT AGAINST THE WALL.

oh and nothing like being the first. ;;D ;;D ;;D ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by ghost62 on Aug 4th, 2005, 1:17pm
But who is Dawn?
Title: Re: LeLimeys List
Post by Frank_W on Aug 4th, 2005, 1:31pm

on 08/04/05 at 13:17:11, ghost62 wrote:
oh and nothing like being the first. ;;D ;;D ;;D ;)


Sloppy seconds... Yuck!!


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