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(Message started by: BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 26^th, 2005, 8:02pm)

Title: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 26^th, 2005, 8:02pm

I get so many god damn emails every day about getting a larger penis or being able to use it or how long 'i can make her scream'. Jesus H Christ!!!

It wouldnt bother me so much if the majority didnt come from my wife!!

:D
BMonee

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jul 26^th, 2005, 8:37pm

I get at leat 5 spams a day regarding how to "make her cum multiple times" or somthing like that. Please note my gender, spammers!

P.S. I am a confirmed heterosexual!

Kris

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Opus on Jul 26^th, 2005, 8:46pm

Consider yourself lucky,

Mine wouldn't care if it dried up and fell off.

Wait.......there it goes.......

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by don on Jul 26^th, 2005, 8:59pm

Strange you haven't put a block on those emails. Hmmmm?

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by broomhilda on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:04pm

I get them too , are they trying to tell me something? :-/

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:04pm

hmmmm..... well, all I can say is that I opened this thread by mistake.... really, I did!

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Sean_C on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:11pm

on 07/26/05 at 20:02:10, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:

I get so many god damn emails every day about getting a larger penis

Look what it did for jonny, he says it really works ;;D

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Langa on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:39pm

on 07/26/05 at 20:46:12, Opus wrote:

Consider yourself lucky,

Mine wouldn't care if it dried up and fell off.

Wait.......there it goes.......

Opus/Paul

:-/

Me, I get the interesting stuff...Black Lesbians Unite... :-[

Langa

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Charlie on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:45pm

Yeah....when you satisfy your victim, they often yell "Jesus Christ."

Not sure about Jonny and Don though. :o

Charlie

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 26^th, 2005, 10:03pm

I was thinking about Jonny in the shower just this morning. I'd dropped the soap and

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by clarence on Jul 26^th, 2005, 10:08pm

Funny this hasn't yet put ads at the bottom of the page for enlargement pills. Still about headaches and depression.

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by vig on Jul 26^th, 2005, 10:31pm

granted, this one is REALLY gross,
but it should serve to deter anyone thinking of enlarging ANYTHING...

http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/elephantiasis_clip.mpg

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Sean_C on Jul 26^th, 2005, 10:38pm

http://www.ezines4all.com/at200311/20020118.jpg

http://andrejkoymasky.com/lou/jok/j25/black.jpg

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by blossom on Jul 26^th, 2005, 11:02pm

on 07/26/05 at 22:31:48, vig wrote:

granted, this one is REALLY gross,
but it should serve to deter anyone thinking of enlarging ANYTHING...

http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/elephantiasis_clip.mpg

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT? [smiley=bigcry.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by cootie on Jul 26^th, 2005, 11:49pm

Ya can't say that guy don't have the balls to do.......whatever......good grief. How's one let tht sorta thing get that far 'out of hand' ? Have scissors will travel Pam

Oh yeah.......I get all them emails too plus the buy drugs online crap.....now I'm gettin notices to buy drugs online without a script.......yeah rite as if I want to buy stuff online like that and then turn em into the BBB cuz I didn't get my illigal drugs I paid for ?

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Frank_W on Jul 27^th, 2005, 7:37am

I've been using breast enhancement cream, and I'm up to an AA cup, now. I think I am.... Maybe this stuff doesn't really work... NOOOOOO!!!! ::) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Sandy_C on Jul 27^th, 2005, 8:56am

My mailbox has at least 6 of these "ads" every morning when I come in. Most of them go in to my spam mail box, but not all. It's driving me nuts (no pun intended). Good question, why don't they check my gender???? Their stuff isn't gonna do a thing for me. Now the breast enhancer??? There's a thought ;;D

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by clarence on Jul 27^th, 2005, 10:52am

vig-

why, why, why?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Casey

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Langa on Jul 27^th, 2005, 11:00am

Quote:

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I threw up a lot...

How in the world can something like that get so out of hand??? He has to sit on his own ball... :-/

Wait, i'm gagging again... :-[

Langa

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by vig on Jul 27^th, 2005, 11:07am

no kidding...
did he skip his annual checkup or something?
I can't imagine his wife didn't notice anything... [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Frank_W on Jul 27^th, 2005, 12:34pm

A man who is truly, balls-out crazy!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 27^th, 2005, 12:45pm

Holy jesus H christmas and mother of god!!!!
Now i ask ya, if both of your balls grew to be the size of a large watermellon, why wouldnt you just hack them off and call yourself a unic?
That is friggin crazy. People get plastic surgery cause their nose needs to be reduced by 1/16th of an inch, this guy needs about 2 feet of hanging ball sack removed, or at least have it checked out by a doctor. I dont think that is normal for a pair of nuts to get that size.....even if you wear boxers.
BMonee

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Jonny on Jul 27^th, 2005, 4:35pm

Now thats what I call a YAMBAG....LMAO ;;D

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 27^th, 2005, 5:10pm

Yikes!!!!!!! That's like carrying around your siamese twin brothers.

In that situation - I honestly gotta' say I'd cut em' off myself it I had to!

Tom

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by LeLimey on Jul 27^th, 2005, 5:16pm

I've heard the expression "how do you walk with balls that big?" but... I never thought Id see it!!! :-/

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Donna_D. on Jul 27^th, 2005, 6:39pm

This song has been running through my demented head ever since I saw *urp* that picture.

Big Balls
by AC/DC

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

I don't think they took this guy into account when they wrote this song....HE's got the biggest balls of them all.

;;D

DD

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by alienspacebabe on Jul 27^th, 2005, 7:04pm

on 07/26/05 at 22:31:48, vig wrote:

granted, this one is REALLY gross,
but it should serve to deter anyone thinking of enlarging ANYTHING...

http://elephantiasis.freeyellow.com/elephantiasis_clip.mpg

[smiley=nono.gif]
Don't they say that anything more than a handful is a waste?

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by rextangle on Jul 27^th, 2005, 7:14pm

At least there are some advantages in having a huge nutsack:
- You'd always have a seat!
- First class on planes!
- Nobody would mess with someone that has balls like that!
- Pilates anyone?
- Elephant would respect you!

oh... and the FUCKING POST OFFICE would not delay your shipments!!!

Title: Re: Male enhancement/penis enlargement
Post by Jasmyn on Jul 28^th, 2005, 4:39am

Rex calm down about the Post Office they might just have the balls to shoot you! ;;D