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(Message started by: ghost62 on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:33pm)

Title: Don's Tool
Post by ghost62 on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:33pm
Ok we now know where Don's really from. ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :o :o :o

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4713323.stm

Title: Re: Don
Post by Frank_W on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:37pm
Don's a "prehistoric TOOL?"

Laughing myself silly....  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Don
Post by LeLimey on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:47pm
20cm long, 3cm wide.. funny I always thought Don was a  MUCH bigger  :-X

Title: Re: Don
Post by ghost62 on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:51pm

on 07/26/05 at 12:47:49, LeLimey wrote:
20cm long, 3cm wide.. funny I always thought Don was a  MUCH bigger  :-X

Remember how old it is we have advanced over the years [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Don
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 26th, 2005, 12:59pm

Quote:
Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report.

"In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints," explained Professor Nicholas Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, at Tübingen University.

"There are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that," he told the BBC News website.


This story is all fake!  

Sex aid maybe...

However a real German would have used the real thing for knapping flints.  He'd be a social outcast if he got caught using a stone tool.   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom  


Title: Re: Don
Post by sandie99 on Jul 26th, 2005, 1:15pm

on 07/26/05 at 12:47:49, LeLimey wrote:
20cm long, 3cm wide.. funny I always thought Don was a  MUCH bigger  :-X

;;D

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by Frank_W on Jul 26th, 2005, 1:54pm
I'll be right back. I need to go "knap my flint."  :o :-X  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by don on Jul 26th, 2005, 2:03pm
I do house parties. Email your requests.

Flint knapping demos are extra.

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by Jasmyn on Jul 26th, 2005, 2:09pm
Is Don's made out of stone [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 26th, 2005, 2:24pm

on 07/26/05 at 14:09:42, Jasmyn wrote:
Is Don's made out of stone [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]


It's easy to get confused but "Stone Age" doesn't necessarily mean "Stone".  Large callouses maybe but not necessarily stone.  ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by don on Jul 27th, 2005, 7:00am

Quote:
Is Don's made out of stone


You decide.

http://www.charlestownonline.net/images/bunkerhill.gif

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by Charlie on Jul 27th, 2005, 11:35am

Quote:
Flint knapping demos are extra.


Quote:
"There are some areas where it has some very typical scars from that,"


Sorry Don; but you can see the problem. We need something with less evidence of self abuse, not to mention the botox injection scars.

Charlie

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by rickyshot on Jul 27th, 2005, 11:49am

on 07/26/05 at 14:03:43, don wrote:
I do house parties. Email your requests.

Flint knapping demos are extra.

hahahaha This sounds a lot better than tupperware.  [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by Frank_W on Jul 27th, 2005, 1:09pm
Hand-skiing off of Mount Baldy
Groomin' the poodle
Bashing the Bishop
Beatin the hawg
Squeezin' the weasel

and now:
Knappin the flint!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 27th, 2005, 2:16pm

on 07/27/05 at 07:00:31, don wrote:
You decide.

http://www.charlestownonline.net/images/bunkerhill.gif


I don't know Don.....

But you gotta' be havin' a hell of a time getting a date to stay past - Hello.  ;;D

Tom  

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by Kirk on Jul 27th, 2005, 3:33pm
Don is a prehistoric Dildo? [smiley=wtf.gif]

Title: Re: Don's Tool
Post by Jasmyn on Jul 28th, 2005, 2:54am
Apparently according to Don's pics! ;;D



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