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(Message started by: Topical on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 7:41am)

Title: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Topical on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 7:41am

Just because you have CH doesn't mean you have herpes.

This ad keeps coming up at the bottom:
Treating Genital Herpes
Learn about symptom relief with episodic treatment.

I bet my saying the word herpes again and again in this thread will spread even more herpes ads. I think I'll use the condom for google ads and block it. I fear that it will mutate into another stronger server though.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 7:55am

They cover the whole gammit - depression medication - post traumatic stress - Herpes (multiple variations), Herpes cures - Acid Reflux - Shingles, etc., etc., etc.

They must think everyone on this site is really, really, really sick. ::)

Tom

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by LeLimey on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 7:56am

on 07/22/05 at 07:55:10, burnt-toast wrote:

They must think everyone on this site is really, really, really sick.

:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Topical on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 8:10am

I saw the Shingles one too. :D

"Got Shingles Symptoms" , is that a play on the "Got milk" ads? LOL

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Frank_W on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 8:29am

"Got Leprosy?" LMAO!

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 8:49am

And for the man who has everything? Antibiotics.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by BobG on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 9:11am

on 07/22/05 at 08:49:40, AussieBrian wrote:

And for the man who has everything? Antibiotics.

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]Flowers? Chocolate? Nah.....

Nothing says I love you like a gift of antibiotics.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Frank_W on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 9:44am

Ah, the germs of endearment.... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by don on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 11:57am

This site makes money from those ads.

My bet is DJ will put the annual 38 cents to good use.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by E-Double on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 12:28pm

Some of the ads are based on mention of medication or other topics(to my knowledge of sites that use the same types of google ads) so if Neurontin is mentioned and since it is used to treat shingles which is a form of HERPES there ya go

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Jonny on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 3:51pm

Seems to me that those that are bitching about the adds were not here back when they were inside EVERY post.

Quit bitching and stop looking at them if you dont like them :-*

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Topical on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 7:24am

Here's one for you Jonny.

Post Traumatic Stress
Renaissance Rehab Healing Center. Gain a New Perspective on Life.

This thread was meant to be funny not a rant. You have a bad day?

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 7:41am

Of course, there's also the ads we'd like to see:

XY Mortgages, where all the fine print is explained.

YZ Condoms mean never having to say you're sorry.

CH Cure Guaranteed, or double your headaches back.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by DonnaHar on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 8:01am

Exams, test, testing, testing.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Topical on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 8:27am

I'm dreaming of a cluster free chrismas....
Just like the ones I used to know....

No More Cluster Headaches
Natural Pepper Nasal Spray Works A Guaranteed Cluster Free Christmas

Here's one I'd like to see:
Genie in a bottle
3 free wishes! ;)

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by DonnaHar on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 8:44am

Looks like we can't change the ads. I'll bet it's the original post that initiates the ads.

Think I'll try that.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by Topical on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 8:58am

It is interesting to see how it works. I bet there is a net saavy person around here. Calling all geeks!

I do know that some sites that click on their competitor's ads so that they have to pay more money The idea being they will run out of their advertising budget. I think it's called a 'click farm' or 'click farming', something like that. Google is under some pressure to change how they are charging for the ads.

Title: Re: Can someone tell Google...
Post by yikes-another-one on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 12:04pm

On another thread, once they typed the word

POT BELLIED PIG

all the pig ads got attached to the replies.

Kind of fun, doncha tink?