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(Message started by: Svenn on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 3:33am)

Title: Who is winning? Clusterchuck vs Jonny
Post by Svenn on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 3:33am

on 07/20/05 at 21:28:21, ClusterChuck wrote:

Another freekin' ferriner?? SHEESH!! !! !! Last year we had that whacky Norweeegeeean viking, this year we had that loopy Limey, and now, next year we will have some moody Mapleleafs??? SHEESH!!! When will it stop???

Oh well, I guess I will be forced to grope HER butt, too!!! My work is NEVER done!!!

Overworked Chuck

PS: Yes, darling, you will be welcomed with open arms!!! Come one, come all!

on 07/21/05 at 18:20:31, Jonny wrote:

This will be your ONLY warning, shit for brains!!

If you even LOOK in Carols direction, I will take your head off and beat your body with it, then I will fill your skull with ice to cool my beer!

Scum like you has no right even being in the same building as my Queen!

Got that?

on 07/21/05 at 18:25:25, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

You're like the protective brother I never had - damn, I hope you haven't ruined my chances for an old fashioned butt squeeze from the person who is apparently the master of butt squeezing! Hell, at my age, it would be considered a compliment. [smiley=laugh.gif]

on 07/21/05 at 18:32:58, Jonny wrote:

Ill do the squeezing damn it!!!

Got it?

on 07/21/05 at 19:38:01, ClusterChuck wrote:

(In my best falsetto, fluty voice ...) Thay fella, you SURE know how to turn a guy on!!! I'm all a-tither ...

(In my deep, tough guy voice ...) Fuck off, not a very nice person !!! You may be king, but I am notorious for flaunting my weirdness and ignoring ruling figures ...
I will grope ANY ass (except LindaLou's {when Deej is looking on}) that I want to!

So THERE! (Ya fucking jerkoff ...)

Chuck
PS: Anyone know where I can hide, now?

on 07/21/05 at 19:41:26, ClusterChuck wrote:

Don't you worry about that pipsqueek, long haired freek ... I would be failing in my duties if I did not squeeze yer butt ... Count on it !! !! !!

Chuck

Anyone wanna bet where the victory goes? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Perhaps a bet is OK here.

Every bet goes as donation to OUCH

Svenn

Title: Re: Who is winning? Clusterchuck vs Jonny
Post by LeLimey on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 4:39am

Straight up Chucks derriere on the end of Jonny's boot!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Who is winning? Clusterchuck vs Jonny
Post by ClusterChuck on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 12:41am

I sure as hell am not worried about that pansey assed, long haired freek!!

Ya know how he is always talking about the mule?? Well, I heard tell that his woman was all frisky and horney one night, and she said to him, "PLEASE, give me 12", and make it hurt .. !! .. !!"

So what did Jonny, our hero do? He gave it to her four times, and then punched her.

Mule, schmule ... Crock of shit if you ask me... Braggin' braggin' braggin' ... All talk and NO action ..

Chuck

Title: Re: Who is winning? Clusterchuck vs Jonny
Post by cootie on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 1:03am

I jus hope jonny doesn't snag his on a toilet seat......kinda like me with my too long of hair.......I don't know it's caught in sumthin sometimes till I am in the next room. Hair of the mule that bit you Pam ;;D :o ;;D

Title: Re: Who is winning? Clusterchuck vs Jonny
Post by Jimmy_B on Jul 23^rd, 2005, 9:43am

I heard the last time he had surgery...the Doc told him not to lift anything "heavier then a phonebook".

So he had to sit down to pee. da dum dum ;;D