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(Message started by: seasonalboomer on Jul 20th, 2005, 4:14pm)

Title: Beam me up Scotty
Post by seasonalboomer on Jul 20th, 2005, 4:14pm
James Doohan's passing is met with mixed emotions by the many Scotty's throughout the world who've had to live with "Beam me up, Scotty." for the past 30 years.

Scott

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by nani on Jul 20th, 2005, 4:22pm
Do you think his last words were..."I just can't hold 'er together anymore, Captain!!!"

sorry....couldn't resist  :-[

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by thomas on Jul 20th, 2005, 5:09pm
[quote author=nani link=board=general;num=1121890495;start=0#1 date=07/20/05 at 16:22:17]Do you think his last words were..."I just can't hold 'er together anymore, Captain!!!"

sorry....couldn't resist  :-[/quote]
Or maybe he died in bed, with these words upon his lips..... "I'm givin' her all I've got!"  

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by LeLimey on Jul 20th, 2005, 5:15pm
You lot are just plain sick.
Everyone knows those dilithium crystals 'll get you in the end. He had quite a cute end too from what I can remember...


Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Kirk on Jul 20th, 2005, 5:33pm
I'll certainly miss him. [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Woobie on Jul 20th, 2005, 5:39pm
WHO?















;;D

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Kevin_M on Jul 20th, 2005, 7:59pm
    THE SEARCH FOR MR. HAPPY

Kirk:  Stardate 7428... point....?  Checkov, pick a number from one to five.

Checkov:   Six!

Kirk:  And YOU'RE our designated driver?  Ok.  Stardate 7.428.6   It's now three days into the search for Hap.  We have been in the 5th quadrant now for... Spock, where the hell are we?

Spock:  How the fuck should I know.

Kirk:   Search for Hap goes on.  His last words of communcation were: Head, and young lass.

Mr Scot:   Aye, a bottle of Scotch and head from a young lass............................................................................ ....

Kirk:  Bones! Snap him out of it and have security escort Scotty to sick bay.

Bones:  Christ Jim, I'm only a doctor, he's completely out of it.  

Spock:  The Admiral has sent a message from the Federation.  Hap has been found on his porch back on Earth, drinking a beer and eating rubber purple worms.  No word yet if they are gummy...

Kirk:  STFU Spock!  How far are we from Earth?

Spock:  42,000 light years, dumfuck.

Kirk:  Are we near the neutral zone?

Sulu:  Captain!  Three Klingon cruisers are uncloaking right in front of us.  And there's no toilet paper in the john.

Kirk:  This has been one fucked wild goat chase.  I'm gonna kick his mother fuckin...   Shields up and go to red alert, ready torpedoes and get the Klingons on visual.

Sulu:  Captain, the toilet paper!

Kirk:  Knock it off Sulu.  You're just making that up because you shit your pants again.

Spock:  I've broke Hap's code and it seems he's planned some remote baitshop excursion, soon.

Checkov:  It appears captain, the Klingons are looking for Hap too.  Seems they have a goat missing.  

Kirk:  That reminds me, somebody check on Mr Scot.

Bones:  Dammit Jim, I've got seven nurses down in sick bay for him.  One is moaning "more power Scotty, gotta have more".  Another is looking for a place to spit.

Kirk:  Then what the fuck are we doing on the bridge.

Spock:  Logical conclusion.

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by broomhilda on Jul 20th, 2005, 8:07pm
[smiley=crackup.gif]LMFAO Kevin!

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Kris_in_SJ on Jul 20th, 2005, 8:27pm
There's no doubt .... Scotty had the most varied and meaningful dialog of any member of the Starship Enterprise.  LOL!

Still .... you can't help but love those shows and movies.  The TV show is pretty laughable now, but I sure loved "Star Trek II - The Wrath of Kahn."  I still love seeing it on cable.

Kris

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Kiwiinoz58 on Jul 20th, 2005, 8:31pm
You are one sick puppy Kevin ;;D

              My car bumper sticker
"Beam me up Scotty I'm tired of this planet"

This CH's answer to the hits [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by vig on Jul 20th, 2005, 8:33pm
it was a pretty great show anyway....
It was surreal... a little like Kevin's world.
;;D
cool story, bro

Scotty: The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank.

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by notseinfeld on Jul 20th, 2005, 9:29pm
Yo Helen---are you seriously posting publicly that ya liked Scotty's caboose?

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by mynm156 on Jul 20th, 2005, 9:34pm
SCOTTY WAS THE MAN!!!!!  Rest in Peace!!!



Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by cootie on Jul 20th, 2005, 11:36pm
Wasn't it Scotty that had that earwig creature stuck in his ear that went into his brain ? I hate earwigs and NEVER forgot that aweful scene from one of the movies.......Scotty on the rocks Pam

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Charlie on Jul 21st, 2005, 12:25am
Funny stuff Kevin. Thanks for that.

I was never more surprised to hear him without the accent. The poor guy was stuck in that role afterwards.

Switching to another channel now. No luck. The originals are all over my cable.

Charlie http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/sigh.gif

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Carl_D on Jul 21st, 2005, 12:51am
:'(

I have used the "Beam me up Scotty" line since I was a kid.
In any situation, or when it's getting too deep for waders I'll push my shirt and say "Scotty, One to beam up."  Or my fave exclamation: "Scotty, beam me the fuck up out of here NOW!"

Carl D

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by Kirk on Jul 21st, 2005, 1:13am
Good Scotty. Now beam down my clothes [smiley=smokin.gif]

Title: Re: Beam me up Scotty
Post by sandie99 on Jul 21st, 2005, 2:46am
;;D



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