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(Message started by: Jimi on Jul 14^th, 2005, 11:32am)

Title: I'm insane!
Post by Jimi on Jul 14^th, 2005, 11:32am

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point your
> >>> Hair
> >>> Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
> >>>
> >>> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
> >>>
> >>> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
> >> with
> >>> That.
> >>>
> >>> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> >>>
> >>> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten
> >> Over
> >>> Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
> >>>
> >>> 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"
> >>>
> >>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
> >>>
> >>> 8. Don't use any punctuation
> >>>
> >>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >>>
> >>> 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
> >>>
> >>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> >>>
> >>> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> >>>
> >>> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
> >>>
> >>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds
> >> All
> >>> Day.
> >>>
> >>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
> >>> Because You're Not In The Mood.
> >>>
> >>> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
> >>> Bottom.
> >>>
> >>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> >>>
> >>> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling
> >>> "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >>>
> >>> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Go to Dallas and attend the Convention!

WE ARE ON THE WAY ;;D

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by echo on Jul 14^th, 2005, 11:35am

Nice.

Have fun at the convention.

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by blood_Redd_son on Jul 14^th, 2005, 11:39am

you're not insane untill you've found out you had 5 bottles of jolt, and have eaten 32 hersheys bars

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by ghost62 on Jul 14^th, 2005, 11:40am

on 07/14/05 at 11:32:26, Jimi wrote:

> >>>
> >>> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
> >>>

> >>> 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> >>>
> >>> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> >>>
> >>> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds
> >> All Day.
> >>>
> >>> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
> >>>
> >>> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> >>>
> >>> 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> >>>

20. Go to Dallas and attend the Convention!

WE ARE ON THE WAY ;;D

Dont forget whenever an announcment comes over the innercom at walmart to curl up on the floor and start crying to make the voices stop. ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by sandie99 on Jul 14^th, 2005, 11:55am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

on 07/14/05 at 11:39:06, blood_Redd_son wrote:

32 hersheys bars

Why 32....? [smiley=huh.gif]
I'm not a chocaholic, so I'd be insane if I did eat that many, that's for sure... ;)

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by echo on Jul 14^th, 2005, 12:25pm

#33. Open the door to a hair shop in the strip mall and yell.

EEE BEN EEEBEEN NORT NORT PSHTT

Look at your hand, grab your throat and say "damnit leave me alone", and walk away.

Come back in two minutes and ask if they're open on Tuesday.

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by aprilbee on Jul 14^th, 2005, 1:47pm

#34...turn and face everyone and sing along to the music in the elevator... ;;D (gives new meaning to the term a captive audience!! ;))

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by purpleydog on Jul 14^th, 2005, 1:53pm

Um, Jimi, yer not at the airport yet???

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by sandie99 on Jul 14^th, 2005, 2:00pm

ok, I admit. it's enough to get the title insane if you take 2 anadin extras (HA meds with caffeine) and go to surprise a flatmate within seconds she has waken up by saying loudly: "Hello!" ;;D

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by don on Jul 14^th, 2005, 3:15pm

Hi and welcome.

Have you taken the insane quiz to the left ?

Also check out the McMurphy scale.

"When the waitress asks if you would like the check, with a straight face say "No thank you, I only take cash".

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 14^th, 2005, 5:32pm

#46 Look up the skirts of the supermarket mannequins.

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by Leesa on Jul 14^th, 2005, 9:58pm

Oh like we didnt know this already ::) Geesshhhhh I mean that you Jimi are INSANE in a BIIIIIG way. ;)

Those who know you KNOW your insane dear. :P

Leesa ;;D

Title: Re: I'm insane!
Post by cootie on Jul 14^th, 2005, 10:17pm

Set off the dam Walmart 'alarm' at the door "again" and scream FUCK as loud as you can with people stareing like yer nuts. I did that not long ago......Still crazy after all those fears Pam