Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 General Board Posts >> Cake or Bed
        
(Message started by: Tiannia on Jul 12^th, 2005, 1:47pm)

Title: Cake or Bed
Post by Tiannia on Jul 12^th, 2005, 1:47pm

CAKE OR BED ?

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A

FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,

COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,

FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,

WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE

WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS

THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS

TO THE FRONT DOOR?

THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.

I'M NOT A DAMM CARPEPTER
AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS.

HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I HAVE ACE HARDWARE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.

I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW

HE TREATED HIS WIFE,
AND DECIDES TO GO HOME.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE

HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES

THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?

SHE SAID, WELL,
WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO ! DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,

SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,

HELLOOOOO....

DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!
http://bestsmileys.com/party/3.gif

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by Lizzie2 on Jul 12^th, 2005, 1:48pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

That's awesome!!! LOL

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by Kim Y. on Jul 12^th, 2005, 1:52pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]serves him right.

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by Langa on Jul 12^th, 2005, 3:26pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 12^th, 2005, 3:33pm

See...

That's the problem with you ladies...

If the hubby had fixed all those things...

He wouldn't have gotten either of those things!

Never any incentives - [smiley=smartass2.gif] ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by thomas on Jul 12^th, 2005, 4:14pm

Have tool belt, will travel. ;;D :o

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by jcmquix on Jul 12^th, 2005, 4:18pm

:-X :-/

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by ghost62 on Jul 12^th, 2005, 4:20pm

on 07/12/05 at 15:33:21, burnt-toast wrote:

See...

That's the problem with you ladies...

If the hubby had fixed all those things...

He wouldn't have gotten either of those things!

Never any incentives - [smiley=smartass2.gif] ;;D

Tom

and if the hubby would have sd
I'LL DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO WAS EITHER

GO TO BED WITH ME OR BAKE A CAKE.
He wouldnt have seen either for a VERY LONG TIME!
come to think of it he would have been knocked out!!!

;) :o :o ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by seasonalboomer on Jul 12^th, 2005, 4:28pm

on 07/12/05 at 15:33:21, burnt-toast wrote:

See...

That's the problem with you ladies...

If the hubby had fixed all those things...

He wouldn't have gotten either of those things!

Never any incentives - [smiley=smartass2.gif] ;;D

Tom

Yeah, the way it would have gone, if the husband had fixed each one that she requested would be:

Re: light

Oh, did you put a 45 watt light in there, I really prefer a 60 watt...

Re: fridge door

Oh, did you have to leave those fingerprints on the door after you fixed it...

Re: steps

Oh, this one still has a little squeak in it

>:(

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by Tiannia on Jul 12^th, 2005, 4:33pm

on 07/12/05 at 16:20:16, ghost62 wrote:

Nah... He could have walked into the kitchen with just his toolbelt on and at least made her laugh. ::)

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by ghost62 on Jul 12^th, 2005, 4:36pm

on 07/12/05 at 16:33:33, Tiannia wrote:

Nah... He could have walked into the kitchen with just his toolbelt on and at least made her laugh. ::)

Its not the laughing that is so bad its when they point and laugh that hurts ;;D :o ;) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by Opus on Jul 12^th, 2005, 6:35pm

so, what was written on her forehead, w***e?

Opus/Paul

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by Charlie on Jul 12^th, 2005, 9:06pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/funny best.gif

Charlie

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by cootie on Jul 12^th, 2005, 9:39pm

do they make cake thongs ? optional iceing Pam

Title: Re: Cake or Bed
Post by sandie99 on Jul 13^th, 2005, 3:28am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]